Guns, Knives, and the Hinata
Chapter 3: Laundry Duty
By: Sano-kun
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Love Hina, but I lay claim to Gunnar. Nor do I own the song Stitches, which is owned by the coolest band in the world Orgy!
Four weeks had passed since Gunnar had moved into the Hinata Inn and filled in the position as assistant manager. The young man was doing a decent job while working alongside Keitaro. All the while dodging various attempts on his well being from Suu, Motoko, and Naru. And failing worse than a colorblind person doing a color test. At the meantime, Gunnar was in his room sorting various piles of laundry while trying to determined if it was clean or dirty while listing to Candyass by Orgy at full blast on his stereo system at 6:30 in the morning. As could be expected the other residents weren't too happy about this.
"Tying yourself to me stitch up my emptiness. Cause you're the death of me so precious, loving the thrill." Sang Gunnar as he bobbed is head unaware of Naru stalking up on him.
"Gunnar?" Said Naru as she received no reaction from the teen.
"Such the patient one who needs me, the spoiled one who wins. So shocking where's yours sense don't you know I hate you so, unsatisfied you little girl. Tying yourself to me stitch up my emptiness. Cause you're the death of me so precious, loving the thrill."
"GUNNAR!!" Yelled Naru as Gunnar finally responded as he jumped up.
"What the hell crawled up your ass?"
"Would you care to explain why you are blasting rock music at this time of the morning?"
"It's not that loud this is its lowest setting."
"Then why are you listening to it now?"
"I'm doing laundry."
"Laundry?"
"Yeah I always listen to rock whenever I start my laundry."
"Smith the rest of would like to sleep but seeing as how you're up at this time then why don't you get started on your chores." Said Motoko as she wiped some sleep from her eyes.
"I took care of those like a hour ago." Said Gunnar as he tossed a pair of boxers into a pile.
"An hour ago?"
"Yeah."
"Then go to sleep."
"Don't want to."
"You know that Shinobuu will do your laundry for you."
"Cool, then I guess she can finish this up then."
"No you stupid man, she washes, you sort your own."
"Okay then Shinobuu that pile right over there is dirty, that pile I can wear again, that one is clean, and that one I think I'm going to have to burn." Said Gunnar as he pointed out his piles until he came to one which looked like it was growing tentacles and devouring small insects which flew around it.
"I'm feeling kinda sick Gunnar-sempai." Said Shinobuu as she watched a rat which had found it's way into Gunnar's room get eaten by his living pile of clothes.
"Huh oh well guess I'll do it myself."
"But not at this time, wait until the sun rises fully before you attempt you start your laundry ritual." Said Motoko.
"Fine."
Later on that day, music once again radiated from the Hinata Inn, but this time from the laundry room. Gunnar was once again nodding his head happily to Orgy as he dumped a load of damp dark colored clothes into a dryer before turning it on.
"Okay that's the last thing that I have to dry." Said Gunnar as he wiped his forehead and started loading stacks of folded clothes into a basket.
"Well at least you have your clothes folded this time." Laughed Keitaro as he came walking in on Gunnar with his own basket of clothes.
"That's only gonna last before I stuff them into a drawer or my closet."
"You are a sloppy person."
"No, no, no my dear friend sloppy is having things around you which seem like there alive."
"But isn't that how one of your piles of clothes were?"
"No it WAS alive meaning I'm a biohazard."
"Funny well can you promise me not to let your things get like that again?"
"Of course dude."
"Hey Gunnar what's this?" Said Keitaro as he picked up a rolled up piece of black cloth.
"I don't know."
"It looks like a very elaborate piece silk rope if you turn it to the side."
"Hey you're right man."
"I wonder why it's in here."
"Beats me."
"Oh well."
"Hey Keitaro there's a name on it." Said Gunnar as he noticed a white tag sticking out from one of the sides of the silk rope.
"Let me see....Ayoyama."
"Ayoyama, Ayoyama...isn't that Motoko's name?"
"Yeah but if her name is on it then that must mean this is her..." Said Keitaro as he tried to stifle a nosebleed as he shook the rope to reveal something which has been sung about by Sisqo.
"In the words of Sisqo, it's a th-th-th-thong!"
"Gah!"
"Quick hide it before one of the girls come here and see us staring at this!"
"Staring at what?" Questioned Kitsune as she walked in on the two startled young men.
"Umm this huge spider." Lied Gunnar.
"What type was it?"
"Umm, the Bootyflossius Negro." Said Keitaro.
"What Keitaro said."
"You two are lying."
"No were not."
"If you're not then what do you have behind you're back."
"Nothing." Said Keitaro.
"Stick out your arm."
"See?"
"Both."
"Kitsune it's not what it looks like."
"Keitaro you're an idiot." Said Gunnar crossly.
"Now tell me why would you boys be ogling Motoko's underwear?" Smirked Kitsune as she walked over to the pair.
"We just found it." Said Keitaro.
"Hey you found it." Said Gunnar.
"You know that Naru and Motoko would be mad if they found out about this. I could forget that this ever happened for let's say a bottle of premium sweet sake." Said Kitsune.
"Hell no."
"Oh well, hey Motoko!"
"Okay fine we'll get your sake." Said Gunnar as he clamped his hand over Kitsune's mouth and inadvertently her breast.
"Make that three." Said Kitsune as Gunnar removed his hand from her mouth.
"You said one."
"But one grope equals two more bottles sexy."
"Grope.... sorry." Blushed Gunnar as he withdrew his other hand.
"Don't worry about it Gunnar. Now be good little managers and go get me my booze."
"Yes Kitsune." Said Keitaro.
"This is all your fault you know that?" Said Gunnar as he and Keitaro left the laundry room.
"You're the one who groped her."
"Yeah but they do feel nice."
"I know what you mean."
"But Motoko having something that I would expect Kitsune to have is a mindblower."
"Hey there are some things in the world we just don't know about yet."
"Like what?"
"How a woman thinks."
"Bro we'll never know how women think. The day that happens people in Hell will get milkshakes."
"True."
Chapter 3: Laundry Duty
By: Sano-kun
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Love Hina, but I lay claim to Gunnar. Nor do I own the song Stitches, which is owned by the coolest band in the world Orgy!
Four weeks had passed since Gunnar had moved into the Hinata Inn and filled in the position as assistant manager. The young man was doing a decent job while working alongside Keitaro. All the while dodging various attempts on his well being from Suu, Motoko, and Naru. And failing worse than a colorblind person doing a color test. At the meantime, Gunnar was in his room sorting various piles of laundry while trying to determined if it was clean or dirty while listing to Candyass by Orgy at full blast on his stereo system at 6:30 in the morning. As could be expected the other residents weren't too happy about this.
"Tying yourself to me stitch up my emptiness. Cause you're the death of me so precious, loving the thrill." Sang Gunnar as he bobbed is head unaware of Naru stalking up on him.
"Gunnar?" Said Naru as she received no reaction from the teen.
"Such the patient one who needs me, the spoiled one who wins. So shocking where's yours sense don't you know I hate you so, unsatisfied you little girl. Tying yourself to me stitch up my emptiness. Cause you're the death of me so precious, loving the thrill."
"GUNNAR!!" Yelled Naru as Gunnar finally responded as he jumped up.
"What the hell crawled up your ass?"
"Would you care to explain why you are blasting rock music at this time of the morning?"
"It's not that loud this is its lowest setting."
"Then why are you listening to it now?"
"I'm doing laundry."
"Laundry?"
"Yeah I always listen to rock whenever I start my laundry."
"Smith the rest of would like to sleep but seeing as how you're up at this time then why don't you get started on your chores." Said Motoko as she wiped some sleep from her eyes.
"I took care of those like a hour ago." Said Gunnar as he tossed a pair of boxers into a pile.
"An hour ago?"
"Yeah."
"Then go to sleep."
"Don't want to."
"You know that Shinobuu will do your laundry for you."
"Cool, then I guess she can finish this up then."
"No you stupid man, she washes, you sort your own."
"Okay then Shinobuu that pile right over there is dirty, that pile I can wear again, that one is clean, and that one I think I'm going to have to burn." Said Gunnar as he pointed out his piles until he came to one which looked like it was growing tentacles and devouring small insects which flew around it.
"I'm feeling kinda sick Gunnar-sempai." Said Shinobuu as she watched a rat which had found it's way into Gunnar's room get eaten by his living pile of clothes.
"Huh oh well guess I'll do it myself."
"But not at this time, wait until the sun rises fully before you attempt you start your laundry ritual." Said Motoko.
"Fine."
Later on that day, music once again radiated from the Hinata Inn, but this time from the laundry room. Gunnar was once again nodding his head happily to Orgy as he dumped a load of damp dark colored clothes into a dryer before turning it on.
"Okay that's the last thing that I have to dry." Said Gunnar as he wiped his forehead and started loading stacks of folded clothes into a basket.
"Well at least you have your clothes folded this time." Laughed Keitaro as he came walking in on Gunnar with his own basket of clothes.
"That's only gonna last before I stuff them into a drawer or my closet."
"You are a sloppy person."
"No, no, no my dear friend sloppy is having things around you which seem like there alive."
"But isn't that how one of your piles of clothes were?"
"No it WAS alive meaning I'm a biohazard."
"Funny well can you promise me not to let your things get like that again?"
"Of course dude."
"Hey Gunnar what's this?" Said Keitaro as he picked up a rolled up piece of black cloth.
"I don't know."
"It looks like a very elaborate piece silk rope if you turn it to the side."
"Hey you're right man."
"I wonder why it's in here."
"Beats me."
"Oh well."
"Hey Keitaro there's a name on it." Said Gunnar as he noticed a white tag sticking out from one of the sides of the silk rope.
"Let me see....Ayoyama."
"Ayoyama, Ayoyama...isn't that Motoko's name?"
"Yeah but if her name is on it then that must mean this is her..." Said Keitaro as he tried to stifle a nosebleed as he shook the rope to reveal something which has been sung about by Sisqo.
"In the words of Sisqo, it's a th-th-th-thong!"
"Gah!"
"Quick hide it before one of the girls come here and see us staring at this!"
"Staring at what?" Questioned Kitsune as she walked in on the two startled young men.
"Umm this huge spider." Lied Gunnar.
"What type was it?"
"Umm, the Bootyflossius Negro." Said Keitaro.
"What Keitaro said."
"You two are lying."
"No were not."
"If you're not then what do you have behind you're back."
"Nothing." Said Keitaro.
"Stick out your arm."
"See?"
"Both."
"Kitsune it's not what it looks like."
"Keitaro you're an idiot." Said Gunnar crossly.
"Now tell me why would you boys be ogling Motoko's underwear?" Smirked Kitsune as she walked over to the pair.
"We just found it." Said Keitaro.
"Hey you found it." Said Gunnar.
"You know that Naru and Motoko would be mad if they found out about this. I could forget that this ever happened for let's say a bottle of premium sweet sake." Said Kitsune.
"Hell no."
"Oh well, hey Motoko!"
"Okay fine we'll get your sake." Said Gunnar as he clamped his hand over Kitsune's mouth and inadvertently her breast.
"Make that three." Said Kitsune as Gunnar removed his hand from her mouth.
"You said one."
"But one grope equals two more bottles sexy."
"Grope.... sorry." Blushed Gunnar as he withdrew his other hand.
"Don't worry about it Gunnar. Now be good little managers and go get me my booze."
"Yes Kitsune." Said Keitaro.
"This is all your fault you know that?" Said Gunnar as he and Keitaro left the laundry room.
"You're the one who groped her."
"Yeah but they do feel nice."
"I know what you mean."
"But Motoko having something that I would expect Kitsune to have is a mindblower."
"Hey there are some things in the world we just don't know about yet."
"Like what?"
"How a woman thinks."
"Bro we'll never know how women think. The day that happens people in Hell will get milkshakes."
"True."