Guns, Kinves, and the Hinata
Chapter 5: To The Beach!
By: Sano-kun
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Love Hina, but I lay claim to Gunnar.
Keitaro was sitting on the roof of the Hinata Inn contemplating the events which had happened to him. Sure he got a job from a really cool guy who also paid him well, but the same guy was the one whom Naru was fawning over. Ever since then Keitaro has been unable to approach Naru without running past her or going in the opposite direction. Groaning to himself Keitaro layed down on his back and started to stare into the sky when he heard some footsteps approach him from behind. Rolling over Keitaro saw that it was his Aunt.
"Hey Aunt Haruka." Greeted Keitaro before Haruka hit him.
"Just Haruka." Said Haruka.
"Sorry but what do you want?"
"I've got a little favor to ask of you."
"What is it?"
"Since the summer season is coming up I was going to run the old beach cafe but I need some people to help me."
"Alright I'll help you but what about Gunnar?"
"Don't worry he's already agreed to help out."
"So when are we leaving?"
"Tomorrow afternoon so be ready."
The next morning Keitaro and the rest of the Inn's residents left for the beach by train. Everyone was really excited about going, even the stotic Motoko for once. Keitaro sat in the back with Gunnar talking about various things while trying to get his mind off of Naru but failed in every attempt to do so. After a short trip the group exited the train and walked along with Suu bouncing along as usual. While the girls were having running around, Keitaro and Gunnar looked on dismally as the saw where they were supposed to be working during the summer.
"This is the beach cafe?" Questioned Keitaro skeptically as he looked at a a rundown old shack.
"It may look shabby but the money it'll raise will help you two pay for maintanence of the Inn." Said Haruka.
"Haruka I've seen shabby and this isn't it." Said Gunnar.
"Yeah if we renovate it then it'll be shabby." Added Keitaro.
"So what I'll fix it later." Said Haruka.
"That is if it doesn't collapse and kill us all." Muttered Gunnar.
"But I also have a mock exam coming up and me and Gunnar can't take off from our other job for long." Said Keitaro.
"Keitaro it's summer and the school's aout and I'll talk to Seta alright. Besides your going to be payed." Smirked Haruka as she lit a ciggerette.
"I feel like we've suckered into something."
"Don't worry the place doesn't open until tommorow so you guys can go and have some fun today, the changing rooms are that way."
"Fine"
The two young men walked over to the changing rooms with their swimsuits downtroden with the idea of working at the beach cafe. Sighing to himself Keitaro opened the door to the changing room where he and Gunnar stumbled upon the girls minus Naru all in their underwear or half way into their bathing suits
"Sorry?" Muttered Gunnar as he started to laugh nervously.
"My bad." Blushed Keitaro.
"Damnit all to hell! We've haven't even been here for a full day and you two are already back up to your antics! I'll kill you both!" Growled Motoko as she unleashed one of her ki attacks on the now fleeing duo.
"We're sorry!" Wailed Gunnar.
"Yea..." Said Keitaro before he ran smack dab into Naru.
"Hey Keitaro." Said Naru.
"I gotta go Naru!! OUCH!! OOOHH!!GAHH!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Screamed Keitaro as he tripped and went barreling into and destroying other changing rooms.
"Well that's a way to make an exit." Whistled Kitsune.
Later on that day, Motoko, Gunnar, Kitsune, Suu, Shinobu, and Naru were all sitting down in front of an ice cream stand while trying to figure out what was wrong with Keitaro.
"Urashima seems very highstrung." Stated Motoko as she ate her lemon ice.
"Nope he seems like an emotionally challenged Naru." Joked Gunnar.
"Would you mind repeating that?" Glared Naru.
"Never mind."
"What's wrong with Keitaro-sempai?" Said Shinobu.
"I bet Naru said something to him which got him all depressed." Said Kitsune.
"I never said anything to him." Said Naru.
"And I'm the Kool-Aid Man." Said Gunnar.
"You're not helping Gunnar." Said Motoko.
"What I can't speak my mind?"
"No but I got something else you could do." Smirked Kitsune lustily as she leaned onto Gunnar.
"Oh geez olok at the time, gotta go." Blushed Gunnar as he tried to run off but was stopped by being tripped by Motoko.
"Not so fast Smith, you are going to help us with this problem with Urashima." Said Motoko sternly.
"And for that we need you and Shinobu." Said Kitsune.
"Why me?" Asked Shinobu.
"You'll learn soon enough."
Elsewhere Keitaro was was resting on an inflateable raft and staring at the sky and thinking yet again. While left to his own thoughts again, Keitaro remembered another girl whom he was sure to have intrest in, even if she did seem a bit flaky. Keitaro continued until he heard Gunnar's voice yell out to him from the shore. Paddeling back, Keitaro reached his friend while trying to figure why his friend was looking frantic.
"Bro you gotta come quick!" Said Gunnar.
"What do you mean Gunnar?" Asked Keitaro.
"It's Shinobu she passed out when she went swimming and she needs CPR but we don't know how to do it."
"Not good, let's go Gunnar." Said Keitaro as he and Gunnar ran to where Shinobu was.
"Keitaro thank goodness you're here." Sadi Kitsune as she saw him.
"Stand back and let handle this."
"Hey he's actually following proper proceedure." Mused Kitsune to herself while also noticing Shinobu getting redder as Keitaro kept getting closer to her.
"I CAN'T DO THIS!!" Shouted a blushing Shinobu as she lifted her leg at a rapid pace only to have it connect with Keitaro's crotch. At the same time in someother part of the world; a walnut was cracked open, a pinata in the shape of Pac-Man was busted open, and a boulder was crushed by heavy machinery.
"SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS!!" Cried Keitaro in soprano as he clucthed his crotch while curling up in a fetal position.
"Damn, somebody get that man a trashbag filled with ice." Winced Gunnar as he crossed his legs.
Later on at the beach cafe, the entire group was sitting down while enjoying a dinner made by Gunnar. It would have been Keitaro, but the young man couldn't even move to steps without collapsing in pain, so he was sitting down with a trashbag filled with ice in his lap.
"How are you holding up nephew?" Questioned Haruka.
"Fine I guess." Said Keitaro.
"Bro you have alot of strength if you can get up right after getting hit with a mach five kick to the jewels." Laughed Gunnar.
"Yeah, I guess getting knocked into HALO everyday would make a guy tough."
"Anyways Keitaro what was the matter with you anyways?"
"Nothing really, I was just thinking about a friend."
"And would this friend be a girl?"
"You can say that."
"Ara, ara is that you Kei-kun?" Said a woman with long black hair pulled into a braid, dark brown eyes, a light blue sundress, and white sandals approach them.
"Mutsumi?" Choked out Keitaro in shock.
Chapter 5: To The Beach!
By: Sano-kun
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Love Hina, but I lay claim to Gunnar.
Keitaro was sitting on the roof of the Hinata Inn contemplating the events which had happened to him. Sure he got a job from a really cool guy who also paid him well, but the same guy was the one whom Naru was fawning over. Ever since then Keitaro has been unable to approach Naru without running past her or going in the opposite direction. Groaning to himself Keitaro layed down on his back and started to stare into the sky when he heard some footsteps approach him from behind. Rolling over Keitaro saw that it was his Aunt.
"Hey Aunt Haruka." Greeted Keitaro before Haruka hit him.
"Just Haruka." Said Haruka.
"Sorry but what do you want?"
"I've got a little favor to ask of you."
"What is it?"
"Since the summer season is coming up I was going to run the old beach cafe but I need some people to help me."
"Alright I'll help you but what about Gunnar?"
"Don't worry he's already agreed to help out."
"So when are we leaving?"
"Tomorrow afternoon so be ready."
The next morning Keitaro and the rest of the Inn's residents left for the beach by train. Everyone was really excited about going, even the stotic Motoko for once. Keitaro sat in the back with Gunnar talking about various things while trying to get his mind off of Naru but failed in every attempt to do so. After a short trip the group exited the train and walked along with Suu bouncing along as usual. While the girls were having running around, Keitaro and Gunnar looked on dismally as the saw where they were supposed to be working during the summer.
"This is the beach cafe?" Questioned Keitaro skeptically as he looked at a a rundown old shack.
"It may look shabby but the money it'll raise will help you two pay for maintanence of the Inn." Said Haruka.
"Haruka I've seen shabby and this isn't it." Said Gunnar.
"Yeah if we renovate it then it'll be shabby." Added Keitaro.
"So what I'll fix it later." Said Haruka.
"That is if it doesn't collapse and kill us all." Muttered Gunnar.
"But I also have a mock exam coming up and me and Gunnar can't take off from our other job for long." Said Keitaro.
"Keitaro it's summer and the school's aout and I'll talk to Seta alright. Besides your going to be payed." Smirked Haruka as she lit a ciggerette.
"I feel like we've suckered into something."
"Don't worry the place doesn't open until tommorow so you guys can go and have some fun today, the changing rooms are that way."
"Fine"
The two young men walked over to the changing rooms with their swimsuits downtroden with the idea of working at the beach cafe. Sighing to himself Keitaro opened the door to the changing room where he and Gunnar stumbled upon the girls minus Naru all in their underwear or half way into their bathing suits
"Sorry?" Muttered Gunnar as he started to laugh nervously.
"My bad." Blushed Keitaro.
"Damnit all to hell! We've haven't even been here for a full day and you two are already back up to your antics! I'll kill you both!" Growled Motoko as she unleashed one of her ki attacks on the now fleeing duo.
"We're sorry!" Wailed Gunnar.
"Yea..." Said Keitaro before he ran smack dab into Naru.
"Hey Keitaro." Said Naru.
"I gotta go Naru!! OUCH!! OOOHH!!GAHH!!AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Screamed Keitaro as he tripped and went barreling into and destroying other changing rooms.
"Well that's a way to make an exit." Whistled Kitsune.
Later on that day, Motoko, Gunnar, Kitsune, Suu, Shinobu, and Naru were all sitting down in front of an ice cream stand while trying to figure out what was wrong with Keitaro.
"Urashima seems very highstrung." Stated Motoko as she ate her lemon ice.
"Nope he seems like an emotionally challenged Naru." Joked Gunnar.
"Would you mind repeating that?" Glared Naru.
"Never mind."
"What's wrong with Keitaro-sempai?" Said Shinobu.
"I bet Naru said something to him which got him all depressed." Said Kitsune.
"I never said anything to him." Said Naru.
"And I'm the Kool-Aid Man." Said Gunnar.
"You're not helping Gunnar." Said Motoko.
"What I can't speak my mind?"
"No but I got something else you could do." Smirked Kitsune lustily as she leaned onto Gunnar.
"Oh geez olok at the time, gotta go." Blushed Gunnar as he tried to run off but was stopped by being tripped by Motoko.
"Not so fast Smith, you are going to help us with this problem with Urashima." Said Motoko sternly.
"And for that we need you and Shinobu." Said Kitsune.
"Why me?" Asked Shinobu.
"You'll learn soon enough."
Elsewhere Keitaro was was resting on an inflateable raft and staring at the sky and thinking yet again. While left to his own thoughts again, Keitaro remembered another girl whom he was sure to have intrest in, even if she did seem a bit flaky. Keitaro continued until he heard Gunnar's voice yell out to him from the shore. Paddeling back, Keitaro reached his friend while trying to figure why his friend was looking frantic.
"Bro you gotta come quick!" Said Gunnar.
"What do you mean Gunnar?" Asked Keitaro.
"It's Shinobu she passed out when she went swimming and she needs CPR but we don't know how to do it."
"Not good, let's go Gunnar." Said Keitaro as he and Gunnar ran to where Shinobu was.
"Keitaro thank goodness you're here." Sadi Kitsune as she saw him.
"Stand back and let handle this."
"Hey he's actually following proper proceedure." Mused Kitsune to herself while also noticing Shinobu getting redder as Keitaro kept getting closer to her.
"I CAN'T DO THIS!!" Shouted a blushing Shinobu as she lifted her leg at a rapid pace only to have it connect with Keitaro's crotch. At the same time in someother part of the world; a walnut was cracked open, a pinata in the shape of Pac-Man was busted open, and a boulder was crushed by heavy machinery.
"SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS!!" Cried Keitaro in soprano as he clucthed his crotch while curling up in a fetal position.
"Damn, somebody get that man a trashbag filled with ice." Winced Gunnar as he crossed his legs.
Later on at the beach cafe, the entire group was sitting down while enjoying a dinner made by Gunnar. It would have been Keitaro, but the young man couldn't even move to steps without collapsing in pain, so he was sitting down with a trashbag filled with ice in his lap.
"How are you holding up nephew?" Questioned Haruka.
"Fine I guess." Said Keitaro.
"Bro you have alot of strength if you can get up right after getting hit with a mach five kick to the jewels." Laughed Gunnar.
"Yeah, I guess getting knocked into HALO everyday would make a guy tough."
"Anyways Keitaro what was the matter with you anyways?"
"Nothing really, I was just thinking about a friend."
"And would this friend be a girl?"
"You can say that."
"Ara, ara is that you Kei-kun?" Said a woman with long black hair pulled into a braid, dark brown eyes, a light blue sundress, and white sandals approach them.
"Mutsumi?" Choked out Keitaro in shock.