Kama: Hey everyone! I know a secret!

Nandi: Why am I scared?

Kama: Nandi has a boyfriend!!

Nandi: No secret.

Kama: And his name is Kureejii.

Nandi: WHAT?!?!?!

Kama: You heard me.

Nandi: Do you have a death wish?

Kama: 5Gulp5 5Runs for her life5

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Urameshi Team Gone Small!!

Chapter 5- Scissors and Crayons

I ran upstairs to find Hiei chasing Keiko with scissors.

"HIEI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" I yelled while Keiko ran behind my legs.

"She made fun of me so I was giving her a hair cut."

"You WHAT!? Hiei, please give me the scissors and then go sit on the sofa and think about what you did. Then you will apologize to Keiko." Hiei marched off with his arms crossed. "Keiko, are you okay?"

"Yes, but Hiei scares me."

"I know he does honey, but you can't let that bother you. Now why did you make fun of him?"

"His hair looks funny. I told Yukina and he heard me, and he got mad." She started to cry.

"It's okay." I gave her a hug. "Now do we know not to make fun of Hiei?" She nodded. "Okay then. Let's go down stairs and eat breakfast." She smiled and took my hand as we went downstairs.

"Hiei! Don't put a metal fork into the toaster!" I yelled. I let go of Keiko's hand and ran over to Hiei, who was standing on a chair with a metal fork trying to get out a poptart. I lift Hiei up, he elbows me in the gut then I drop him. He runs away and turns on the TV. The channel changes and cartoons are on. Soon all seven are on the sofa watching cartoons. I bring out seven poptarts on plates and let them eat in front of the TV, even though the adult Yukina would have a fit. I finished cleaning up the mush then I went to get the plates back from the kids. Some of them wanted more, but since it was 10:30, I told them it was better that they wait. While I was doing the dished, the girls got up and grabbed some crayons from the closet. I didn't notice until I heard Botan yell.

"Hey! That's my picture!" I went to see what was going on. Botan had yelled at Keiko because while they were drawing on the wall, Keiko had drawn on Botan's picture and now they were yelling at each other.

"What are you guys doing?" I moaned.

"We're painting pictures!" Yukina said brightly, just loud enough that I could hear her over the screams. Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama were watching the fight, and Hiei was oblivious to everything.

"Guys, don't color on the wall, if you want to color, color on paper. Come on, I'll get you some. Do you boys want to color, too?" the three boys nodded yes. "What about you Hiei? Do you want to color?"

"Hn"

"I take that as a yes." I went and got a whole bunch of paper and more crayons from the closet. I sat everyone down at the table and they began to color. Every now and then someone would yell something or laugh, but it was generally pretty quiet. Meanwhile, I got out the Goop and started cleaning the wall of crayon. I go in the kitchen and see Kuwabara trying to get down some food. "Are you guys hungry?"

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Kama: 5Duct Taped to chair with gag in her mouth5

Nandi: Just to make one thing clear, Kureejii is not my boyfriend, he has a girlfriend, and it's not me. She lives real close, so when he visits her, he visits me, too! Review!