Guns, Knives, and the Hinata
Chapter 6: Cafe
By: Sano-kun
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Love Hina, but I lay claim to Gunnar.
A.N.-Since I'm feeling lazy, the girls are wearing the same things as what they wore in Vol. 5 chapter 35. Mutsumi is wearing the swimsuit she wore in Vol. 3.
Keitaro looked on in shock at the young woman before him and the others. He only spent a week with Mutsumi yet over that small period of time the two became fast friends. He thought that it was good that somebody out there was like him. Getting up despite the pain he was in, Keitaro walked over to Mutsumi and smiled.
"Hello Mutsumi." Said Keitaro.
"Hello to you also Kei-kun." Smiled Mutsumi as she took Keitaro's hand into hers.
"It's been awhile hasn't it?"
"Yes."
"So what brings you out here to the beach?"
"I was bored back in Okinawa that I decided to take a trip and here I am."
"Sorta the same thing here, my Aunt is running this beach cafe and me and my friends are helping."
"Ara, ara that is if the building doesn't fall on your first."
"Uhh who's that?" Questioned Gunnar as he cocked his head to the side.
"I don't know but she seems to be into Keitaro alot." Said Kitsune.
"Okay people in hell finally got their milkshakes."
"That and it started to snow." Mused Motoko.
"That's someone we met on our trip this past Spring." Fumed Naru.
"Whoah Naru did that time of the month come a few days early?" Joked Gunnar as he noticed Naru's hostility.
"It's nothing."
"Are you sure because I've haven't seen you so red in the face."
"I told you that it is nothing Gunnar!" Hissed Naru as she held Gunnar's head in his dinner.
"MOFAY, MOFAY!!" Said Gunnar's muffled voice as he flailed his arms wildly.
"Hello everybody." Said Mutsumi as she sat at the table.
"Hiyas, who are you?" Said Suu.
"Everyone this is Mutsumi. Mutsumi I'd like you to meet Kitsune, Suu, Shinobu, Haruka, Motoko, and Gunnar. I'm pretty sure that you remember Naru." Said Keitaro.
"Pleasure to meet you all and how have you been doing Naru?" Said Mutsumi.
"I've been fine, just studying for that Toudai exam." Smiled Naru as she let go of Gunnar's head.
"Funny how you can go from psychotic cockroach bitch one minute to all peaches and cream the next." Scoffed Gunnar as he wiped a few prawns and fish bones off of his face.
"Quite you burnt piece of toast!" Yelled Naru as she socked Gunnar across the beach.
"GAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
"Ara, ara that was nice form." Whistled Mutsumi as she watched Gunnar fly.
"Excuse me while I go help Gunnar free himself from that van." Said Keitaro as he watched his friend hit a large black van.
"Geez Naru did you really have to hit him that hard?" Said Kitsune.
"Yes." Said Naru.
"Just checkin."
The next day, the beach was once again fully packed with people enjoying their vacations. Two young men stood out slightly from the croud. One was with brown hair tall and wearing a blue, orange, and white Hawaii pattern shirt, khaki pants, small circular glasses and brown sandals. The other had brown hair also and was short and slightly chubby with a pair of long blue shorts, a white t-shirt with a gray collar, large round glasses, and white sneakers. The two young men were currently trying to pick up women when the tall one suddenly was smacked across his face very hard by an irate woman whom stormed off.
"Our harvest this year has been unfruitful Shirai." Said the tall one.
"It sure has Haitani." Replied Shirai.
"It's been said that when hunting for chicks it's always better to go with three guys." Said Haitani thoughtfully.
"I've never heard that one before."
"Speaking of three, I wonder what's happened to Keitaro? I've heard that he managed to fail the Toudai exam again."
"Like that was any surprise."
"Anyways let's go get something to eat before we split okay." Said Haitani as he gestured to a cafe called 'Beach Cafe Hinata'.
"Yeah." Said Shirai as he followed Haitani into the cafe.
"Hello." Beemed Mutsumi as Shirai and Haitani walked into the beach cafe.
"Welcome, are there two of you dining today?" Smiled Shinobu as she and Suu were blancing the orders of other people.
"OOOOHHHH!!" Said the two young men as the oggled the girls in their bikins.
"Heya what'll it be, I'd recomend the Geist Blackened Fish and the Shinobu Spaghetti." Winked Kitsune as she came towards Shirai and Haitani with menus in her hands and took them to their seats..
"Sure." Gasped Haitani.
"Aprons and bikinis....every man's dream come true." Said Shirai as a dreamy look overtook his face.
"Yeah...damn look at her, I wonder why no one's hit on her yet."
"She does seem familiar....wait a sec Haitani."
"Hey there chica, how about you and I hook up after you're finished eh?" Said Haitani as he got up from the table Kitsune had seated him and Shirai at.
"Excuse me sir." Said Motoko as she pressed her blade against Haitani's neck.
"Ulp.."
"We have a strict policy of against flirting with the employees!!" Screamed Motoko as she knocked Shirai and Haitani across the cafe.
"This...is also familiar." Moaned Shirai as Keitaro came running towards them.
"Oh I'm sorry about that sirs." Said Keitaro as he came decked out in a pair of jean shorts and a light blue t-shirt with the outline of a green turtle on it.
"Ke-Keitaro?"
"Hey you guys are....I forgot."
"How can you forget your best friend Haitani?!" Said Haitani.
"And your other best friend Shirai?!" Said Shirai.
"Oh yeah, I haven't forgotten about you guys." Said Keitaro.
"Sure you haven't you punk." Growled Haitani as he started to choke Keitaro for a moment.
"Anyways we've heard you failed to get into Tokyo U again." Said Shirai.
"Yeah, but what about you two."
"We got into our first choice schools, barely."
"Lucky you."
"Hey the Four-Eyed Freakfest is back together again." Laughed Naru as she approached the trio.
"And joined by the PMSing Cockroach!" Joked Gunnar whom was wearing a navy tanktop with the number 20 and a pair of long blue jean shorts, as he dodged a wild swing from Naru.
"I hate you Gunnar."
"Love ya too Naru."
"You're that cute girl we just met before that crazy chick blasted us." Said Shirai.
"What are you talking about, you saw eachother at the Prep School everyday." Said Keitaro.
"Look." Said Naru as she put on her glasses and pulled her hair into pigtails.
"Huh?" Said Haitani.
"It's the supernerd girl from school." Said Shirai.
"Don't call me that. Help me out a bit here Keitaro." Said Naru.
"You were offended by that?" Said Keitaro.
How can you keep this a secret huh?!" Said Haitani as he shook Keitaro.
"Yeah how come you never told us that you got a cute girl like this to be your girlfriend?!" Screamed Shirai.
"We're not going out!!" Said Keitaro.
"Alrighty then we'll accept your proposition to stay at your place tonight and evaluate your relationship with her!" Said Haitani.
"I never said that!"
"HEEEYYYYOOO!!" Cheered Suu as she hit both Shirai and Haitani with her butchered version of the Super Hurricane Kick.
"GAHHH!" Yelled Shirai and Haitani in pain.
"You're Keitaro's freinds huh? I'm Suu, nice to meet ya....hello?"
"What's going on here?" Asked Kitsune.
"I think they won't be getting up for a while." Said Gunnar as he poked at the pair with a fork.
Chapter 6: Cafe
By: Sano-kun
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Love Hina, but I lay claim to Gunnar.
A.N.-Since I'm feeling lazy, the girls are wearing the same things as what they wore in Vol. 5 chapter 35. Mutsumi is wearing the swimsuit she wore in Vol. 3.
Keitaro looked on in shock at the young woman before him and the others. He only spent a week with Mutsumi yet over that small period of time the two became fast friends. He thought that it was good that somebody out there was like him. Getting up despite the pain he was in, Keitaro walked over to Mutsumi and smiled.
"Hello Mutsumi." Said Keitaro.
"Hello to you also Kei-kun." Smiled Mutsumi as she took Keitaro's hand into hers.
"It's been awhile hasn't it?"
"Yes."
"So what brings you out here to the beach?"
"I was bored back in Okinawa that I decided to take a trip and here I am."
"Sorta the same thing here, my Aunt is running this beach cafe and me and my friends are helping."
"Ara, ara that is if the building doesn't fall on your first."
"Uhh who's that?" Questioned Gunnar as he cocked his head to the side.
"I don't know but she seems to be into Keitaro alot." Said Kitsune.
"Okay people in hell finally got their milkshakes."
"That and it started to snow." Mused Motoko.
"That's someone we met on our trip this past Spring." Fumed Naru.
"Whoah Naru did that time of the month come a few days early?" Joked Gunnar as he noticed Naru's hostility.
"It's nothing."
"Are you sure because I've haven't seen you so red in the face."
"I told you that it is nothing Gunnar!" Hissed Naru as she held Gunnar's head in his dinner.
"MOFAY, MOFAY!!" Said Gunnar's muffled voice as he flailed his arms wildly.
"Hello everybody." Said Mutsumi as she sat at the table.
"Hiyas, who are you?" Said Suu.
"Everyone this is Mutsumi. Mutsumi I'd like you to meet Kitsune, Suu, Shinobu, Haruka, Motoko, and Gunnar. I'm pretty sure that you remember Naru." Said Keitaro.
"Pleasure to meet you all and how have you been doing Naru?" Said Mutsumi.
"I've been fine, just studying for that Toudai exam." Smiled Naru as she let go of Gunnar's head.
"Funny how you can go from psychotic cockroach bitch one minute to all peaches and cream the next." Scoffed Gunnar as he wiped a few prawns and fish bones off of his face.
"Quite you burnt piece of toast!" Yelled Naru as she socked Gunnar across the beach.
"GAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
"Ara, ara that was nice form." Whistled Mutsumi as she watched Gunnar fly.
"Excuse me while I go help Gunnar free himself from that van." Said Keitaro as he watched his friend hit a large black van.
"Geez Naru did you really have to hit him that hard?" Said Kitsune.
"Yes." Said Naru.
"Just checkin."
The next day, the beach was once again fully packed with people enjoying their vacations. Two young men stood out slightly from the croud. One was with brown hair tall and wearing a blue, orange, and white Hawaii pattern shirt, khaki pants, small circular glasses and brown sandals. The other had brown hair also and was short and slightly chubby with a pair of long blue shorts, a white t-shirt with a gray collar, large round glasses, and white sneakers. The two young men were currently trying to pick up women when the tall one suddenly was smacked across his face very hard by an irate woman whom stormed off.
"Our harvest this year has been unfruitful Shirai." Said the tall one.
"It sure has Haitani." Replied Shirai.
"It's been said that when hunting for chicks it's always better to go with three guys." Said Haitani thoughtfully.
"I've never heard that one before."
"Speaking of three, I wonder what's happened to Keitaro? I've heard that he managed to fail the Toudai exam again."
"Like that was any surprise."
"Anyways let's go get something to eat before we split okay." Said Haitani as he gestured to a cafe called 'Beach Cafe Hinata'.
"Yeah." Said Shirai as he followed Haitani into the cafe.
"Hello." Beemed Mutsumi as Shirai and Haitani walked into the beach cafe.
"Welcome, are there two of you dining today?" Smiled Shinobu as she and Suu were blancing the orders of other people.
"OOOOHHHH!!" Said the two young men as the oggled the girls in their bikins.
"Heya what'll it be, I'd recomend the Geist Blackened Fish and the Shinobu Spaghetti." Winked Kitsune as she came towards Shirai and Haitani with menus in her hands and took them to their seats..
"Sure." Gasped Haitani.
"Aprons and bikinis....every man's dream come true." Said Shirai as a dreamy look overtook his face.
"Yeah...damn look at her, I wonder why no one's hit on her yet."
"She does seem familiar....wait a sec Haitani."
"Hey there chica, how about you and I hook up after you're finished eh?" Said Haitani as he got up from the table Kitsune had seated him and Shirai at.
"Excuse me sir." Said Motoko as she pressed her blade against Haitani's neck.
"Ulp.."
"We have a strict policy of against flirting with the employees!!" Screamed Motoko as she knocked Shirai and Haitani across the cafe.
"This...is also familiar." Moaned Shirai as Keitaro came running towards them.
"Oh I'm sorry about that sirs." Said Keitaro as he came decked out in a pair of jean shorts and a light blue t-shirt with the outline of a green turtle on it.
"Ke-Keitaro?"
"Hey you guys are....I forgot."
"How can you forget your best friend Haitani?!" Said Haitani.
"And your other best friend Shirai?!" Said Shirai.
"Oh yeah, I haven't forgotten about you guys." Said Keitaro.
"Sure you haven't you punk." Growled Haitani as he started to choke Keitaro for a moment.
"Anyways we've heard you failed to get into Tokyo U again." Said Shirai.
"Yeah, but what about you two."
"We got into our first choice schools, barely."
"Lucky you."
"Hey the Four-Eyed Freakfest is back together again." Laughed Naru as she approached the trio.
"And joined by the PMSing Cockroach!" Joked Gunnar whom was wearing a navy tanktop with the number 20 and a pair of long blue jean shorts, as he dodged a wild swing from Naru.
"I hate you Gunnar."
"Love ya too Naru."
"You're that cute girl we just met before that crazy chick blasted us." Said Shirai.
"What are you talking about, you saw eachother at the Prep School everyday." Said Keitaro.
"Look." Said Naru as she put on her glasses and pulled her hair into pigtails.
"Huh?" Said Haitani.
"It's the supernerd girl from school." Said Shirai.
"Don't call me that. Help me out a bit here Keitaro." Said Naru.
"You were offended by that?" Said Keitaro.
How can you keep this a secret huh?!" Said Haitani as he shook Keitaro.
"Yeah how come you never told us that you got a cute girl like this to be your girlfriend?!" Screamed Shirai.
"We're not going out!!" Said Keitaro.
"Alrighty then we'll accept your proposition to stay at your place tonight and evaluate your relationship with her!" Said Haitani.
"I never said that!"
"HEEEYYYYOOO!!" Cheered Suu as she hit both Shirai and Haitani with her butchered version of the Super Hurricane Kick.
"GAHHH!" Yelled Shirai and Haitani in pain.
"You're Keitaro's freinds huh? I'm Suu, nice to meet ya....hello?"
"What's going on here?" Asked Kitsune.
"I think they won't be getting up for a while." Said Gunnar as he poked at the pair with a fork.