Guns, Knives, and the Hinata

Chapter 7: Relationships

By: Sano-kun

Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Love Hina, but I lay claim to Gunnar.

After Shirai and Haitani were able to recover from Suu's hello-kick, the pair suggested that they should all meet up later in order to get to know eachother a bit better. Thinking it would be good, the girls agreed to the shock of Keitaro and Gunnar. Later on that night, the entire group met up in the hotel room which Suu, Motoko, and Naru were sharing.

"Here's to meeting new friends!" Exclaimed Haitani as he, Shirai, Mutsumi, and the Hinata residents rose glasses filled with varying liquids up into the air.

"Yeah." Said Kitsune.

"So who's up for a card game?"

"Sure, what are we playing?" Asked Motoko.

"How about strip poker?" Asked Mutsumi as Shirai and Haitani started to drool pervertedly.

"Not a good idea Mutsumi."

"Why not?"

"Yeah, why not?" Pouted Suu.

"Because it's dirty." Stated Naru.

"Like you never wanted to see either me or Keitaro naked." Scoffed Gunnar.

"Actually I...shut up Gunnar!" Blushed Naru as she tried to hit Gunnar with a wild swing.

"Hey watch it with the haymakers!"

"I'm gonna kill you!"

"Can you wait, I sorta want to have kids before I die."

"Hah, what woman would want you?"

"Not a violent demoness like you I hope."

"Damnit Gunnar!"

"Guess its time for me to leave." Grimaced Gunnar as he ran out the room at full speed.

"Get back here!" Hissed Naru as she began to chase Gunnar.

"It's hard to tell if she wants to kill him." Mummered Shirai.

"That or release all that sexual tension." Chimed in Kitsune.

"I'd say she just wants to kill him." Said Motoko.

"But Gun-Gun and Naru'll make a good couple!" Cheered Suu.

"When that happens I'm goin ta stop drinking!"

"Hey Kei come with me for a while." Whispered Mutsumi to Keitaro as everyone else began to talk about the possibility of Naru and Gunnar ending up together.

"Why?" Said Keitaro.

"It's a secret." Winked Mutsumi as he dragged Keitaro out the door without anyone else noticing.

"Hey where did Keitaro and Mutsumi go?"

Mutsumi and Keitaro began to walk together, eachone thinking hard while enjoying eachothers company.

"Hey Kei I got something that I've been wanting to ask you."

"Ask away."

"How do you feel about Naru?"

"Naru...."

"Did I offend you?"

"No it isn't that."

"Then what is it?"

"Well I've been thinking alot about her lately and I've just came down to the conclusion that what I really feel about her is just that we're not meant to be."

"How so?"

"I just got a crush on her when we met, but with this guy turning up from out of the blue I've just figured to give up on her."

"Ara, ara is the guy Gunnar?"

"No it's not him. Trust me when I say that world peace will become a reality when Naru and Gunnar get together."

"Okay then."

"Besides, I've been thinking of someone else lately."

"Who?"

"Well she has dark hair and eyes, she's a pretty easy-going person, plus she's really cute."

"She sounds really nice."

"She is." Blushed Keitaro.

"Kei you're face is a bit red right now."

"Oh...yeah just feeling a bit hot."

"Okay then, I guess this will make you even hotter." Smiled Mutsumi as she took Keitaro's face in her hands and kissed him.

"Is this one of your kisses just because you like me?" Smirked Keitaro as he adjusted his glasses.

"No it isn't, I really MUMPH!" Started Mutsumi before Keitaro kissed her deeply.

Mutsumi and Keitaro lost themselves in their kiss, unbeknownst to them Naru was watching. The young woman was fuming and searching for Gunnar since he managed to evade each and every one of her attacks when she stumbled upon the scene of Mutsumi and Keitaro kissing eachother passionately and without a care in the world. Naru could only stare in shock as she continued to watch. From that moment she knew that she lost Keitaro. Turning away with teary eyes, Naru ran away while trying to clear the memory from her head when she collided into someone.

"Shit she found me!" Exclaimed Gunnar in fear as he moved away from Naru.

"Calm down dork." Said Sarah cooly as she adjusted a miners cap on her head.

"Piss off ya blonde gecko."

"Now stop it you two." Ordered Seta.

"She started it!" Said Gunnar.

"No you did!" Said Sarah.

"You!"

"You!"

"Damnit she bit me! Get off ya damn bulldog!"" Wailed Gunnar in pain as he tried to shake Sarah off his arm.

"Huh...Seta?" Questioned Naru as she recovered from the shock of seeing Sarah do a Final Atomic Buster on Gunnar.

"Of course its me, who were you expecting Col. Sanders?"