Guns, Knives, and the Hinata
Chapter 10: Oh It's SO On
By: Sano-kun
Disclaimer: I own nothing relating to Love Hina, but I lay claim to Gunnar.
The Hinata crew had finally finished their time working for Haruka. The older woman had told them they were to be getting a very nice bonus with their last paychecks, in addition to the revelation that their replacements looked like ex-yakuza hitmen whom seemed to know Gunnar quite well. In the meantime, the group were enjoying their last day on the beach, while Keitaro and Gunnar were fleeing from Motoko after one of their many accidents.
"Damnit you two!" Shouted Motoko.
"It was an accident, we didn't even see anything!" Wailed Keitaro.
"Yeah like your black thong!" Chimed in Gunnar as he continued to run alongside Keitaro.
"Gunnar!"
"Oh hell!"
"DIE!!" Screeched Motoko as she unleashed one of her school's chi attacks on the fleeing duo.
"PPPPHHHHRRRRRRGGG!!" Exclaimed Keitaro and Gunnar in pain as they flew threw a shaved ice stand.
"Geez, those two can't even go two days without drawing the wrath of Motoko." Said Kitsune as she fully opened her left eye.
"Yeah." Said Shirai.
"Well Gunnar's mouth is going to be the end of them one day."
"You said it." Nodded Shinobuu.
"Crazy samurai chick." Grunted Gunnar as he wiped some blue razzberry flavoring juice off of his face.
"Next time you get the urge to speak, bite your tounge." Huffed Keitaro as he spat out a orange paper umbrella.
"Yeah, yeah...ugh."
"Hey Gunnar." Said Naru as she motioned for Gunnar to follow her behind some bushes.
"What do you want Naru?"
"Nothing just wanted to say hi Toasty."
"Will you quit with the jokes of burntness due to me being dark skinned?"
"Only if you quit calling me Cockroach."
"Well no can do Cockroach!"
"Charcol."
"You wouldn't get away with most of things you say if you weren't pretty."
"What was that?"
"Nothing..."
"You said something about me being pretty."
"Pretty DUMB."
"Moron."
"Demon."
"I hate you."
"Well then what about the night of the festival?"
"That was different."
"Bull."
"Just shut up...." Blushed Naru as she moved her head closer to Gunnar's.
"Heyas what are you two up to back there?" Beemed Suu as she and Sarah popped from out of nowhere.
"Nothing!" Said Naru as she backed away from Gunnar.
"Not a damn thing!" Said Gunnar.
"Sure you weren't going to kiss him?" Asked Suu.
"Would I kiss someone like him?" Said Naru with disgust.
"You're right, kissing him will probably infect you with stupidity." Said Sarah.
"Shut up you dumb blonde." Spat Gunnar.
"Jackass."
"If you wren't so little I'd....GAAAHHHH!!" Screamed Gunnar as he dove out of the way of an incoming van with Naru and Sarah underneath each arm and Suu on his back.
"Sorry about that, the car lost control for a minute." Beemed Seta as he stepped out of the car while bleeding from the head again.
"Hello Seta."
"Moron." Huffed Gunnar.
"Don't call Papa a moron dumbass!" Said Sarah as she kicked Gunnar in his knee.
"Owww my trick knee, damn you!"
"It's Seta." Said Keitaro.
"And he's bleeding from the head again." Stated Shinobuu as Suu only nodded.
"Papa are we leaving now?" Asked Sarah as she tugged on Seta's lab coat.
"Just me this time kiddo. Listen you're at the time in your life when you need to settle down and have friends so I want you to stay with Keitaro." Said Seta.
"WHAT?!"
"Later everyone, I'll be back in a month or so!" Smiled the absent minded professor before he drove off in his seemingly indestrucable van.
"Papa..."
"Come on Sarah it isn't that bad." Said Naru as she placed her hand on Sarah's shoulder.
"Don't touch me!"
"Sarah!"
"Let the brat go, she'll come around eventually." Said Gunnar as he began to munch away on a melty chocolate bar.
"You are so cruel."
"Just being a realist."
Sarah had ran a short distance away before she collapsed on the ground while crying about the unfairness of the world. The blonde continued to cry until she started to plot something against everyone. It only took her a second but she came up the ultimate plot. All she needed were some big men, rope, white bedsheets, poles on fire, and some moonshine. During that timeframe as Sarah was gathering her tools, Keitaro and Mutsumi were walking along the beach together while the trio of Haitani, Kitsune, and Shirai followed them closely with a video camera. The trio began to get excited as they filmed Mutsumi and Keitaro about to kiss when they heard drunken rambling over to their right. Everyone turned and freaked out as they saw a group of ten burly men dressed in white sheets and hoods run at them with burning poles. Everyone began to scatter out in fear.
"Run for the hills!" Screamed Keitaro.
"Ahh it's a ghost!" Wailed Shinobuu.
"What the hell...AHH IT'S THE KKK!! EVERY MINORITY FOR THEMSELVES!!" Screamed Gunnar as he ran around in circles before Naru bopped him in the head and dragged him off.
"Really I thought your first reaction would be to run!" Said Naru.
"This isn't right, why's the Klan here in Japan?!"
"I have no clue!"
"First one who get's the negro get's to drag him with the pick up!" Said one of the men in sheets.
"Screw that...wait I forgot I didn't bring my gun with me!" Said Gunnar as he realized he didn't have his prized weapon.
"Just run moron!" Said Naru.
"Cockroach!"
"Jackass."
"Now's not the time to fight you two!" Whimpered Shinobuu.
"She started it!"
"No he did!" Spat Naru.
"Did not!"
"Did too!
"Not!"
"Too!"
"Epp...truce?" Muttered Gunnar as he noticed that they ran into a member.
"Truce."
"Yer mine now boy!" Said the man as he reached for Gunnar.
"Wait a minute...how about you just say this....." Said Gunnar as he whispered something into the mans ear.
"Alright then...I will grasps this woman's breasts right here and enjoy it before I beat you to bloody pulp!"
"Three, two, one...." Counted down Gunnar before....
"PERVERT!!" Screached Naru as she hit the man in their way with an uppercut which would've made Sugar Ray proud.
"Nice..."
"No one shall touch these breasts and enjoy it besides myself and Gunnar!"
"Huh?"
"Nothing and stop staring like that you pervert!"
"Yes...but when...."
"Don't even finish that sentence damnit!"
"Roger that."
"Oh this is just too weird." Muttered Shinobuu.
Elsewhere....
"Ahh they're still behind us!" Wailed Kistune.
"Hey wait a minute over here!" Smirked Haitani as he noticed a group of people surrounding someone.
"Is that who I think it is?" Asked Mutsumi.
"Yep." Smiled Keitaro wickedly.
"Where are they?" Said one of the men.
"I dunno boss." Said another.
"Hey you...oh boy." Whimpered one of the men when he noticed that he and his cohorts were standing in front of Iron Mike Tyson.
"Well, well no matter where you idiots are always there. I'm gonna eat you praise be Allah!" Shouted the boxer as he began to beat down the Klan members.
"Do you think that was right?" Asked Haitani as he surveyed the carnage.
"Ahh me spleen!" Screamed one man.
"Oh dear Lord he bit my ear off!" Wailed another.
"My nose!" Said another.
"My left testicle!" Yelled a man in high soprano.
"Okay now it became right." Smiled Kitsune as the others just nodded their heads.
After the beating the recieved on behalf of Mike Tyson, the men all took off the hoods and to the shock of everyone they were all very tall and muscular Japanese men. Wondering why in the world they would do a stunt like that, they came to the conclusion that they were all drunk do to them reaking of poor quality alcohol. It didn't take long for everyone to realize that it was all Sarah's fault. They were all angry and they all declared at that moment that it was all out war against the blonde terror.
A.N.- I know it was wierd for me to do that but hey it was funny when I thought of it. Anyways thanks for the reviews and no this is not a self insert for those who think it is. If ya want a self insert read Journey to the West Hina Style! Now that onw is odd. Oh if you'd all be so l33t and cool could you please go and review my stories at Fictionpress.com, I'm under the same pen name there. Thanks and laterz.
Chapter 10: Oh It's SO On
By: Sano-kun
Disclaimer: I own nothing relating to Love Hina, but I lay claim to Gunnar.
The Hinata crew had finally finished their time working for Haruka. The older woman had told them they were to be getting a very nice bonus with their last paychecks, in addition to the revelation that their replacements looked like ex-yakuza hitmen whom seemed to know Gunnar quite well. In the meantime, the group were enjoying their last day on the beach, while Keitaro and Gunnar were fleeing from Motoko after one of their many accidents.
"Damnit you two!" Shouted Motoko.
"It was an accident, we didn't even see anything!" Wailed Keitaro.
"Yeah like your black thong!" Chimed in Gunnar as he continued to run alongside Keitaro.
"Gunnar!"
"Oh hell!"
"DIE!!" Screeched Motoko as she unleashed one of her school's chi attacks on the fleeing duo.
"PPPPHHHHRRRRRRGGG!!" Exclaimed Keitaro and Gunnar in pain as they flew threw a shaved ice stand.
"Geez, those two can't even go two days without drawing the wrath of Motoko." Said Kitsune as she fully opened her left eye.
"Yeah." Said Shirai.
"Well Gunnar's mouth is going to be the end of them one day."
"You said it." Nodded Shinobuu.
"Crazy samurai chick." Grunted Gunnar as he wiped some blue razzberry flavoring juice off of his face.
"Next time you get the urge to speak, bite your tounge." Huffed Keitaro as he spat out a orange paper umbrella.
"Yeah, yeah...ugh."
"Hey Gunnar." Said Naru as she motioned for Gunnar to follow her behind some bushes.
"What do you want Naru?"
"Nothing just wanted to say hi Toasty."
"Will you quit with the jokes of burntness due to me being dark skinned?"
"Only if you quit calling me Cockroach."
"Well no can do Cockroach!"
"Charcol."
"You wouldn't get away with most of things you say if you weren't pretty."
"What was that?"
"Nothing..."
"You said something about me being pretty."
"Pretty DUMB."
"Moron."
"Demon."
"I hate you."
"Well then what about the night of the festival?"
"That was different."
"Bull."
"Just shut up...." Blushed Naru as she moved her head closer to Gunnar's.
"Heyas what are you two up to back there?" Beemed Suu as she and Sarah popped from out of nowhere.
"Nothing!" Said Naru as she backed away from Gunnar.
"Not a damn thing!" Said Gunnar.
"Sure you weren't going to kiss him?" Asked Suu.
"Would I kiss someone like him?" Said Naru with disgust.
"You're right, kissing him will probably infect you with stupidity." Said Sarah.
"Shut up you dumb blonde." Spat Gunnar.
"Jackass."
"If you wren't so little I'd....GAAAHHHH!!" Screamed Gunnar as he dove out of the way of an incoming van with Naru and Sarah underneath each arm and Suu on his back.
"Sorry about that, the car lost control for a minute." Beemed Seta as he stepped out of the car while bleeding from the head again.
"Hello Seta."
"Moron." Huffed Gunnar.
"Don't call Papa a moron dumbass!" Said Sarah as she kicked Gunnar in his knee.
"Owww my trick knee, damn you!"
"It's Seta." Said Keitaro.
"And he's bleeding from the head again." Stated Shinobuu as Suu only nodded.
"Papa are we leaving now?" Asked Sarah as she tugged on Seta's lab coat.
"Just me this time kiddo. Listen you're at the time in your life when you need to settle down and have friends so I want you to stay with Keitaro." Said Seta.
"WHAT?!"
"Later everyone, I'll be back in a month or so!" Smiled the absent minded professor before he drove off in his seemingly indestrucable van.
"Papa..."
"Come on Sarah it isn't that bad." Said Naru as she placed her hand on Sarah's shoulder.
"Don't touch me!"
"Sarah!"
"Let the brat go, she'll come around eventually." Said Gunnar as he began to munch away on a melty chocolate bar.
"You are so cruel."
"Just being a realist."
Sarah had ran a short distance away before she collapsed on the ground while crying about the unfairness of the world. The blonde continued to cry until she started to plot something against everyone. It only took her a second but she came up the ultimate plot. All she needed were some big men, rope, white bedsheets, poles on fire, and some moonshine. During that timeframe as Sarah was gathering her tools, Keitaro and Mutsumi were walking along the beach together while the trio of Haitani, Kitsune, and Shirai followed them closely with a video camera. The trio began to get excited as they filmed Mutsumi and Keitaro about to kiss when they heard drunken rambling over to their right. Everyone turned and freaked out as they saw a group of ten burly men dressed in white sheets and hoods run at them with burning poles. Everyone began to scatter out in fear.
"Run for the hills!" Screamed Keitaro.
"Ahh it's a ghost!" Wailed Shinobuu.
"What the hell...AHH IT'S THE KKK!! EVERY MINORITY FOR THEMSELVES!!" Screamed Gunnar as he ran around in circles before Naru bopped him in the head and dragged him off.
"Really I thought your first reaction would be to run!" Said Naru.
"This isn't right, why's the Klan here in Japan?!"
"I have no clue!"
"First one who get's the negro get's to drag him with the pick up!" Said one of the men in sheets.
"Screw that...wait I forgot I didn't bring my gun with me!" Said Gunnar as he realized he didn't have his prized weapon.
"Just run moron!" Said Naru.
"Cockroach!"
"Jackass."
"Now's not the time to fight you two!" Whimpered Shinobuu.
"She started it!"
"No he did!" Spat Naru.
"Did not!"
"Did too!
"Not!"
"Too!"
"Epp...truce?" Muttered Gunnar as he noticed that they ran into a member.
"Truce."
"Yer mine now boy!" Said the man as he reached for Gunnar.
"Wait a minute...how about you just say this....." Said Gunnar as he whispered something into the mans ear.
"Alright then...I will grasps this woman's breasts right here and enjoy it before I beat you to bloody pulp!"
"Three, two, one...." Counted down Gunnar before....
"PERVERT!!" Screached Naru as she hit the man in their way with an uppercut which would've made Sugar Ray proud.
"Nice..."
"No one shall touch these breasts and enjoy it besides myself and Gunnar!"
"Huh?"
"Nothing and stop staring like that you pervert!"
"Yes...but when...."
"Don't even finish that sentence damnit!"
"Roger that."
"Oh this is just too weird." Muttered Shinobuu.
Elsewhere....
"Ahh they're still behind us!" Wailed Kistune.
"Hey wait a minute over here!" Smirked Haitani as he noticed a group of people surrounding someone.
"Is that who I think it is?" Asked Mutsumi.
"Yep." Smiled Keitaro wickedly.
"Where are they?" Said one of the men.
"I dunno boss." Said another.
"Hey you...oh boy." Whimpered one of the men when he noticed that he and his cohorts were standing in front of Iron Mike Tyson.
"Well, well no matter where you idiots are always there. I'm gonna eat you praise be Allah!" Shouted the boxer as he began to beat down the Klan members.
"Do you think that was right?" Asked Haitani as he surveyed the carnage.
"Ahh me spleen!" Screamed one man.
"Oh dear Lord he bit my ear off!" Wailed another.
"My nose!" Said another.
"My left testicle!" Yelled a man in high soprano.
"Okay now it became right." Smiled Kitsune as the others just nodded their heads.
After the beating the recieved on behalf of Mike Tyson, the men all took off the hoods and to the shock of everyone they were all very tall and muscular Japanese men. Wondering why in the world they would do a stunt like that, they came to the conclusion that they were all drunk do to them reaking of poor quality alcohol. It didn't take long for everyone to realize that it was all Sarah's fault. They were all angry and they all declared at that moment that it was all out war against the blonde terror.
A.N.- I know it was wierd for me to do that but hey it was funny when I thought of it. Anyways thanks for the reviews and no this is not a self insert for those who think it is. If ya want a self insert read Journey to the West Hina Style! Now that onw is odd. Oh if you'd all be so l33t and cool could you please go and review my stories at Fictionpress.com, I'm under the same pen name there. Thanks and laterz.