Guns, Knives, and the Hinata
Chapter 11: Payback
By: Sano-kun
Disclaimer: I own nothing relating to Love Hina, but I lay claim to Gunnar.
A few days had passed since Sarah pulled her little stunt. Everyone was back at the Inn and going along with his or her daily tasks. Gunnar was repairing some damaged roof sections after Motoko and Naru knocked him HALO after he accidentally tripped and grabbed Mutsumi's breasts for support, Keitaro was studying with Naru and Mutsumi, Suu was being crazy as usual, Motoko was practicing, Shinobuu was cooking, Sarah was being a pest, and Kitsune was getting drunk. Speaking of Sarah, the little terror was rummaging through Gunnar's room when she came across a medium sized box and opened where she saw a pair guns, one red and the other blue, and a pair of long knives which held a carving of a wolf head. As she continued to look at the weapons, Gunnar walked into the room and let a low cough escape his mouth startling Sarah.
"Why in the seven hells are you in my room?" Said Gunnar dryly as he glared at Sarah.
"Just looking you dork." Spat Sarah as she closed the box.
"Hey it's rude to go through others things."
"So what?"
"I should just hit you."
"If you hit me then everyone'll be mad at you."
"Nope, in fact they'll be giving me props."
"Oh well then I'll have to use this." Smirked Sarah evilly as she pulled a large lacy bra from her back pocket.
"Eh...just what are you doing with that?"
"It's Naru's, she gots some big knockers...I wonder what she'll do if she finds out you have this in your room?"
"You wouldn't..." Started Gunnar before he heard Naru walk up behind him.
"Hey Gunnar have you seen...that's my bra." Said Naru as she noticed her lingerie lying on Gunnar's stack of CDs.
"Gun-boy here snuck it outta your room." Said Sarah.
"Like hell I did!" Said Gunnar.
"PERVERT!" Snapped Naru as she super kicked Gunnar through his window.
"Boy that had to hurt." Whistled Sarah.
After Gunnar was able to remove himself from the bushes he became trapped in, he was once again put through another world of pain as Sarah dropped a two-pound lead ball onto his crotch. Needless to say Gunnar was quite pissed about that. Later on in the day Sarah had decided on a new target, namely Keitaro. She found the ronin walking through the hallways reading a small pocket dictionary with Tama-chan on his shoulders.
"Hey Keitaro!" Said Sarah.
"What is it Sarah?" Asked Keitaro.
"Myuuh." Responded Tama-chan.
"I wanted your help with something." Said Sarah.
"I have to study."
"Please?"
"No."
"You suck."
"Later Sarah."
"Nobody brushes me off! STUPID KEITARO!!" Shouted Sarah as she hit Keitaro with a flying dropkick, which sent him flying down the stairs.
"Urrgghh."
"Hahahahaha...AHHHHH!" Screamed Sarah as she felt her underwear being pulled up hard.
"Atomic wedgie, gotta love it." Smirked Gunnar as he held Sarah up by the waist strap of her underwear.
"Put me down!"
"No way."
"Come on I'm sorry!"
"Sure you are."
"Please?"
"Hell no."
"First you delve into your perverted acts and now you torment a young child...I will not stand for this Smith, Boulder Cutting Slash!" shouted Motoko as she used her attack to send Gunnar flying through the walls.
"DAMN THEE!"
Later on that night, the managers of the Hinata were sitting down on the roof nursing the injuries they sustained over the day. The rest of the girls were sitting down in the kitchen preparing to eat dinner. Yet again, Sarah was still plotting.
"Ah this smells good Shinobuu!" Said Motoko.
"Yeah, but what about Keitaro and Gun-Gun?" Asked Suu.
"After all they've done they can starve for the day."
"Ara, ara isn't that a bit mean?" Said Mutsumi.
"Your point being?" Said Naru and Motoko flatly.
"Wait a minute did anyone hear something?"
"No I...the lights went out!" Said Kitsune.
"On no!" Wailed Shinobuu.
"Everyone just remain calm."
"MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Echoed a sinister laugh that echoed throughout the inn.
"Should we remain calm now?" Said Shinobuu fearfully as she latched onto Suu.
"Fine I'll go and see what it was." Said Motoko.
"Be careful Motoko."
"I will."
"This is just great, alone in the dark." Said Naru.
"Yes, but think of all the wonderful things that happen in the dark." Said Mutsumi.
"Like what?"
"A big scary tentacle monster that leaps from the shadows and ravages a young virgin schoolgirl until she is fully satisfied and carrying the demon spawn." Smiled Mutsumi.
"You are truly twisted Mutsumi." Said Kitsune flatly as she lit a candle.
"No argument there." Said Naru.
"You people are all crazy, it's probably just Gunnar and Keitaro acting stupid again." Said Sarah.
"True but..." Started Naru before she heard Motoko scream bloody murder.
"That was Motoko." Said Suu.
"Yeah...Motoko is that you?" Asked Shinobuu warily as she heard the sound of running towards their directions.
"Y-y-y-yes it is." Stammered Motoko
"What's the matter, you're kinda pale?" Asked Kitsune.
"Urashima and Smith...th-th-they're dead." Cried Motoko as she covered her face.
"This isn't time for jokes."
"It is not a joke! I saw their bodies...all cut up and covered in blood...it was horrible!"
"No..."
"Sempai is dead..." Whimpered Shinobuu.
"Alright everyone we need to stick together on this alright?"
"Yes but what about...AHHHHH!" Said Kitsune as a shadowy form grabbed her and dragged her off into the darkness.
"Kitsune!" Said Naru.
"NO GET OFFA ME GLRRRK!"
"Run!" Said Sarah.
"But Kitsune..." Cried Shinobuu.
"It's all over for her now, so let us leave before we share her fate." Said Motoko.
"Oh that you are Kendo." Said a sinister figure as it grabbed Motoko and leapt away into the shadows.
"Foul demon I'll kill you!" Shouted Motoko before the sound of her choking on her own body fluids caught everyone's attention.
"Not Motoko too!" Said Suu.
"We're all gonna die!" Wailed Shinobuu.
"No we're not!" Said Naru.
"This is hopeless!" Said Sarah before she saw two figures moving towards her and the others.
"KYAAAA!" Screamed Naru, Shinobuu, Suu, and Mutsumi as the shadowy forms cut them up.
"No...I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!" Cried Sarah as the lights were suddenly cut on to reveal the rest of the girls on the ground covered in blood and their eyes staring blankly into the ceiling, "Oh no..."
"Oh no is right." Said a man garbed in a black ninja outfit with an ogre mask.
"Yes, it is an appropriate term for now." Said another whom was dressed like the first man with the exception he had a wolf mask.
"AHHHHHH!!"
"Oh scream some more we like it when our prey screams." Chuckled the man with the ogre mask.
"Please don't kill me!!"
"Oh plead for your life that'll make it all the more better!"
"AHHHH!" Screamed Sarah as she pissed her pants before she heard a lot of laughter.
"Oh God that was funny. Bro check it out looks like the half pint pissed her pants!" Laughed the man with the wolf mask as he took it off to reveal that it was Gunnar.
"I know, this was a good plan." Smiled Keitaro as he took off his mask as the girls got up and laughed.
"That wasn't funny!" Shouted Sarah.
"Oh like sending those dudes dressed up like Klan members wasn't?"
"Okay so I was wrong and I promise never to do that again!"
"For real?"
"Yeah."
"Good, but first go and clean up your 'mess'". Said Keitaro.
"Yes Keitaro."
"Now that's finished who's gonna call Shirai and Haitani and tell them the good news?" Asked Motoko.
"Ehh we'll tell them in the morning." Yawned Gunnar.
"Alright."
"Hey Gunnar." Said Kitsune.
"Yeah Kitsune?"
"You got a free feel so you know my policy."
"But it was an accident!"
"Nope or should I tell Naru about your little bedtime mumblings?" Whispered Kitsune into Gunnar's ear as she waved an audiocassette tape.
"I so hate you."
"But I so love you, now go get me my sake." Smiled Kitsune as she pecked Gunnar on his cheek as Naru started to steam at the ears.
"Kitsune!" Seethed Naru.
"What, is little Naru jealous because I kissed her Toast?"
"Shut up and eat damnit."
Chapter 11: Payback
By: Sano-kun
Disclaimer: I own nothing relating to Love Hina, but I lay claim to Gunnar.
A few days had passed since Sarah pulled her little stunt. Everyone was back at the Inn and going along with his or her daily tasks. Gunnar was repairing some damaged roof sections after Motoko and Naru knocked him HALO after he accidentally tripped and grabbed Mutsumi's breasts for support, Keitaro was studying with Naru and Mutsumi, Suu was being crazy as usual, Motoko was practicing, Shinobuu was cooking, Sarah was being a pest, and Kitsune was getting drunk. Speaking of Sarah, the little terror was rummaging through Gunnar's room when she came across a medium sized box and opened where she saw a pair guns, one red and the other blue, and a pair of long knives which held a carving of a wolf head. As she continued to look at the weapons, Gunnar walked into the room and let a low cough escape his mouth startling Sarah.
"Why in the seven hells are you in my room?" Said Gunnar dryly as he glared at Sarah.
"Just looking you dork." Spat Sarah as she closed the box.
"Hey it's rude to go through others things."
"So what?"
"I should just hit you."
"If you hit me then everyone'll be mad at you."
"Nope, in fact they'll be giving me props."
"Oh well then I'll have to use this." Smirked Sarah evilly as she pulled a large lacy bra from her back pocket.
"Eh...just what are you doing with that?"
"It's Naru's, she gots some big knockers...I wonder what she'll do if she finds out you have this in your room?"
"You wouldn't..." Started Gunnar before he heard Naru walk up behind him.
"Hey Gunnar have you seen...that's my bra." Said Naru as she noticed her lingerie lying on Gunnar's stack of CDs.
"Gun-boy here snuck it outta your room." Said Sarah.
"Like hell I did!" Said Gunnar.
"PERVERT!" Snapped Naru as she super kicked Gunnar through his window.
"Boy that had to hurt." Whistled Sarah.
After Gunnar was able to remove himself from the bushes he became trapped in, he was once again put through another world of pain as Sarah dropped a two-pound lead ball onto his crotch. Needless to say Gunnar was quite pissed about that. Later on in the day Sarah had decided on a new target, namely Keitaro. She found the ronin walking through the hallways reading a small pocket dictionary with Tama-chan on his shoulders.
"Hey Keitaro!" Said Sarah.
"What is it Sarah?" Asked Keitaro.
"Myuuh." Responded Tama-chan.
"I wanted your help with something." Said Sarah.
"I have to study."
"Please?"
"No."
"You suck."
"Later Sarah."
"Nobody brushes me off! STUPID KEITARO!!" Shouted Sarah as she hit Keitaro with a flying dropkick, which sent him flying down the stairs.
"Urrgghh."
"Hahahahaha...AHHHHH!" Screamed Sarah as she felt her underwear being pulled up hard.
"Atomic wedgie, gotta love it." Smirked Gunnar as he held Sarah up by the waist strap of her underwear.
"Put me down!"
"No way."
"Come on I'm sorry!"
"Sure you are."
"Please?"
"Hell no."
"First you delve into your perverted acts and now you torment a young child...I will not stand for this Smith, Boulder Cutting Slash!" shouted Motoko as she used her attack to send Gunnar flying through the walls.
"DAMN THEE!"
Later on that night, the managers of the Hinata were sitting down on the roof nursing the injuries they sustained over the day. The rest of the girls were sitting down in the kitchen preparing to eat dinner. Yet again, Sarah was still plotting.
"Ah this smells good Shinobuu!" Said Motoko.
"Yeah, but what about Keitaro and Gun-Gun?" Asked Suu.
"After all they've done they can starve for the day."
"Ara, ara isn't that a bit mean?" Said Mutsumi.
"Your point being?" Said Naru and Motoko flatly.
"Wait a minute did anyone hear something?"
"No I...the lights went out!" Said Kitsune.
"On no!" Wailed Shinobuu.
"Everyone just remain calm."
"MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Echoed a sinister laugh that echoed throughout the inn.
"Should we remain calm now?" Said Shinobuu fearfully as she latched onto Suu.
"Fine I'll go and see what it was." Said Motoko.
"Be careful Motoko."
"I will."
"This is just great, alone in the dark." Said Naru.
"Yes, but think of all the wonderful things that happen in the dark." Said Mutsumi.
"Like what?"
"A big scary tentacle monster that leaps from the shadows and ravages a young virgin schoolgirl until she is fully satisfied and carrying the demon spawn." Smiled Mutsumi.
"You are truly twisted Mutsumi." Said Kitsune flatly as she lit a candle.
"No argument there." Said Naru.
"You people are all crazy, it's probably just Gunnar and Keitaro acting stupid again." Said Sarah.
"True but..." Started Naru before she heard Motoko scream bloody murder.
"That was Motoko." Said Suu.
"Yeah...Motoko is that you?" Asked Shinobuu warily as she heard the sound of running towards their directions.
"Y-y-y-yes it is." Stammered Motoko
"What's the matter, you're kinda pale?" Asked Kitsune.
"Urashima and Smith...th-th-they're dead." Cried Motoko as she covered her face.
"This isn't time for jokes."
"It is not a joke! I saw their bodies...all cut up and covered in blood...it was horrible!"
"No..."
"Sempai is dead..." Whimpered Shinobuu.
"Alright everyone we need to stick together on this alright?"
"Yes but what about...AHHHHH!" Said Kitsune as a shadowy form grabbed her and dragged her off into the darkness.
"Kitsune!" Said Naru.
"NO GET OFFA ME GLRRRK!"
"Run!" Said Sarah.
"But Kitsune..." Cried Shinobuu.
"It's all over for her now, so let us leave before we share her fate." Said Motoko.
"Oh that you are Kendo." Said a sinister figure as it grabbed Motoko and leapt away into the shadows.
"Foul demon I'll kill you!" Shouted Motoko before the sound of her choking on her own body fluids caught everyone's attention.
"Not Motoko too!" Said Suu.
"We're all gonna die!" Wailed Shinobuu.
"No we're not!" Said Naru.
"This is hopeless!" Said Sarah before she saw two figures moving towards her and the others.
"KYAAAA!" Screamed Naru, Shinobuu, Suu, and Mutsumi as the shadowy forms cut them up.
"No...I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die!" Cried Sarah as the lights were suddenly cut on to reveal the rest of the girls on the ground covered in blood and their eyes staring blankly into the ceiling, "Oh no..."
"Oh no is right." Said a man garbed in a black ninja outfit with an ogre mask.
"Yes, it is an appropriate term for now." Said another whom was dressed like the first man with the exception he had a wolf mask.
"AHHHHHH!!"
"Oh scream some more we like it when our prey screams." Chuckled the man with the ogre mask.
"Please don't kill me!!"
"Oh plead for your life that'll make it all the more better!"
"AHHHH!" Screamed Sarah as she pissed her pants before she heard a lot of laughter.
"Oh God that was funny. Bro check it out looks like the half pint pissed her pants!" Laughed the man with the wolf mask as he took it off to reveal that it was Gunnar.
"I know, this was a good plan." Smiled Keitaro as he took off his mask as the girls got up and laughed.
"That wasn't funny!" Shouted Sarah.
"Oh like sending those dudes dressed up like Klan members wasn't?"
"Okay so I was wrong and I promise never to do that again!"
"For real?"
"Yeah."
"Good, but first go and clean up your 'mess'". Said Keitaro.
"Yes Keitaro."
"Now that's finished who's gonna call Shirai and Haitani and tell them the good news?" Asked Motoko.
"Ehh we'll tell them in the morning." Yawned Gunnar.
"Alright."
"Hey Gunnar." Said Kitsune.
"Yeah Kitsune?"
"You got a free feel so you know my policy."
"But it was an accident!"
"Nope or should I tell Naru about your little bedtime mumblings?" Whispered Kitsune into Gunnar's ear as she waved an audiocassette tape.
"I so hate you."
"But I so love you, now go get me my sake." Smiled Kitsune as she pecked Gunnar on his cheek as Naru started to steam at the ears.
"Kitsune!" Seethed Naru.
"What, is little Naru jealous because I kissed her Toast?"
"Shut up and eat damnit."