Urameshi Team Gone Small! Chapter 17: Die!, a yu yu hakusho fanfic

Kama: 1singing in an annoying voice7

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime

His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.

She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up

She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,

Kuree: What is she singing?

Kama: And said, "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,

I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?

I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,

I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?"

Nani: "Coconut"

Kama: "Now let me get this straight ",

Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up

Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up,

Zephyr: Make it stop! 1She put her hands over her doggy ears7

Kama: And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,

I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?

I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,

I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?'

Kuree: And everyone thinks that I'm CRAZY!

Kama: 1getting louder7

Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,

Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,

Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,

Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning

Nani: I can't even hear myself think.

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Urameshi Team Gone Small!!

Chapter 17- Die!

As we stepped through the portal, we entered what appeared to be a pleasant countryside with gentle rolling hills. On some of he hills were peaceful looking spirits who were relaxing and I saw one or two with a book. While we were enjoying the scenery, Hiei suddenly turned around right before a voice said, "So good of you to join me." Everyone (except Hiei) turned around. There he was, Suzaku, in spirit, but there.

"I see that little brat has helped you. I must say, I AM impressed. I thought it would take longer for the little brat to figure things out, but I was wrong. First time in, oh, maybe a hundred years."

"You're wrong again. You make a mistake about a year ago." Yusuke said smugly.

"For that impertinent remark, you shall be the last to die, and watch all the others go." Suzaku replied. While he was saying this, Yukina had grabbed Keiko's bat and tried to sneak up behind him. "I don't think so girly!" At this, Hiei ran up and stabbed in the chest. "Moron, you forgot I was dead. I have no heart. You can not defeat me." He grabbed Hiei and threw him to the other side of the pasture. I picked up my kantana and waited until he was occupied. He next picked up Keiko and was about to throw her, but while he had his back towards me, I leapt on to his shoulders, cut off his head and watched as his head rolled away.

"Well, that was easy."

"Not so fast"

"Cheese balls" (Nani: Fun word!)

"I told you I can not be killed. And what made you think that you could kill me that easily?"

"Cuz I'm special, and it was worth the try."

"Whatever." We all attacked him again. After about ten minutes, the result was as such: Yukina had run out of spirit energy and could heal no more, Keiko's bat was broken and her leg was bleeding, Botan had summoned a bat as well, which was dented and twisted and no longer recognizable, Yusuke was battered and covered in bruises, but still able to stand and still fighting, Kuwabara was laying on the ground with a broken leg and bleeding arm, Kurama had a large cut on his cheek and had his rose whip out, still trying to kill Suzaku, and Hiei was next to Kurama and Yusuke, suffering no injuries. I, on the other hand, was covered in scratches and bruises. While I was able to stand, I really couldn't move. It was then that I knew what I had to do.

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Kama: 1Still singing7

Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime

His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.

She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up,

She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,

Kuree: Does it ever end?

Kama: Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,

I say, Doctor, to relieve this bellyache?

I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,

I say Doctor! Let me get this straight".

Zephyr: My brain is melting!

Kama: You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,

You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,

Nani: If I set you free will you stop?

Kama: 1shakes head "no" as she sings7

Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!

Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,

Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better.

Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down

Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning

Kuree: Throw her out!

Kama: Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say

Woo Woo, to relieve my bellyache,

You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say

Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache,

You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say

Waah waah, to relieve this bellyache,

Nani: I ain't goin' no where near that thing!

Kama: I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,

I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,

I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!,

Kuree: Where did you put the duct tape Nani?

Kama: Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,

Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,

Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,

Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning,

Nani: In the closet, but the song is almost over.

Kama: Yes, you call me in the morning,

If you call me in the morning,

If you call me in the morning

Nani: Told you!

Kama: LET ME OUT!!

Kuree: You didn't want out.

Kama: Now I've had my revenge. LET ME OUT OR I'LL SING SOME MORE!!

Everyone else: NO!!! NO MORE SINGING!!

Zephyr: LET HER OUT NOW!

Nani: I am! I am!

Kama: Thanks guys! See you next chapter! Review please!

All: Oi!