"What do you mean, I have to tell everyone who I really am?!"
"That's just what I said."
"But Sulley, I don't want to tell anyone who I really am! I never even wanted to tell you! Beside, everybody else might not take it as well as you guys."
"Well, you'll just have to find out for yourself, because you're on your own."
"Huh. Some friend you turned out to be."
"Look, Alex, you could be in danger! If work of this got out into the city, think of what it could do to you! If the CDA got their hands on you, what would you do?"
"Easy. Put up a fight."
"It's not all that easy, Alex, Now why don't you go on and tell Randall first. He might actually understand."
"Fine. But I'm coming right back here afterwards!"
"Don't worry, we'll be right here." So Alex went back to the factory. She finally found Randall on the scare floor.
"Randall, I need to talk to you. Do you think we could go somewhere more quiet?"
"Sure, Jodi, whatever you say. Let's go." Alex took Randall into the locker room, and look straight into his eyes.
"Now, Randall, I don't want you to freak out or anything, but I've got lot to tell you, and you probably won't believe me until I tell you my biggest secret of all time."
"What are you talking about, Jodi?"
"Well, first of all, let me tell you what I know before I tell you what I don't want you to know."
"Jodi, I'm confused."
"Well, when I was two, we moved to Gary, Indiana. I have a four-year-old sister named Stephanie, and made a costume so that I could come here. I have tunnels in my basement that lead to the monster world, and I didn't tell you because I thought you wouldn't like me, and I wish you didn't have to hear this!"
"What do you mean, Jodi? What's going on? You're making me nervous!" "Randall, you wouldn't believe me if I told you."
"Just try me, okay? Please?"
"Oh, alright. But you have to promise not to freak out, no matter what you see, okay?"
"Alright, alright. So what going on? You're weirdin' me out, Jodi." Alex sighed.
"Well, first of all, I'm not Jodi." She said pulling back her hood. Randall's eyes widened.
"You...you lied to me?"
"Look, Randall, I'm sorry! I didn't mean for it to happen this way! Honest! I just thought that you wouldn't like me if I showed up...like this."
"Huh. That's for sure." Alex started walking away. Randall looked back at her. "Hey, wait a minute! I didn't mean it that way. I mean, how could I be friends with a human? I would be unnatural! But since you did lie to me, you might as well tell me why."
"Okay. My name's Alex. I made up the costume so I could go into Monstropolis without arousing suspicion. I didn't reveal myself because I know that monsters think that children are toxic. But that's not true! I mean, look." She grabbed Randall's tail.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Get off my tail!" He shouted as he jerked his tail back. Alex smiled at him.
"Well? Are you dead yet? See? Everyone thinks that children are toxic, when they don't even have any proof!"
"But what made you come over here and tell me?"
"Well, Sulley found out by himself, and then he told me that I had to tell you. But how on earth am I going to tell Mr. Waternoose?!"
"Oh, yeah. That's definitely a problem. Well, maybe you don't actually have to tell him."
"What?"
"Alex, think about it. If you just hint around, but you don't really tell him that you're really a kid, then he'll be all confused, and you'll have a blast!"
"I'm all confused, Randall. What are you talking about?"
"Look. Tomorrow, you go to the factory as Jodi. You got talk to Mr. Waternoose. Then you go to the other room, take off your costume, and then go talk to Mr. Waternoose! Then you keep going back and forth! He'll be so confused, he won't know what to do!" Alex grinned.
"You know, Randall, you just might be on to something."
"That's just what I said."
"But Sulley, I don't want to tell anyone who I really am! I never even wanted to tell you! Beside, everybody else might not take it as well as you guys."
"Well, you'll just have to find out for yourself, because you're on your own."
"Huh. Some friend you turned out to be."
"Look, Alex, you could be in danger! If work of this got out into the city, think of what it could do to you! If the CDA got their hands on you, what would you do?"
"Easy. Put up a fight."
"It's not all that easy, Alex, Now why don't you go on and tell Randall first. He might actually understand."
"Fine. But I'm coming right back here afterwards!"
"Don't worry, we'll be right here." So Alex went back to the factory. She finally found Randall on the scare floor.
"Randall, I need to talk to you. Do you think we could go somewhere more quiet?"
"Sure, Jodi, whatever you say. Let's go." Alex took Randall into the locker room, and look straight into his eyes.
"Now, Randall, I don't want you to freak out or anything, but I've got lot to tell you, and you probably won't believe me until I tell you my biggest secret of all time."
"What are you talking about, Jodi?"
"Well, first of all, let me tell you what I know before I tell you what I don't want you to know."
"Jodi, I'm confused."
"Well, when I was two, we moved to Gary, Indiana. I have a four-year-old sister named Stephanie, and made a costume so that I could come here. I have tunnels in my basement that lead to the monster world, and I didn't tell you because I thought you wouldn't like me, and I wish you didn't have to hear this!"
"What do you mean, Jodi? What's going on? You're making me nervous!" "Randall, you wouldn't believe me if I told you."
"Just try me, okay? Please?"
"Oh, alright. But you have to promise not to freak out, no matter what you see, okay?"
"Alright, alright. So what going on? You're weirdin' me out, Jodi." Alex sighed.
"Well, first of all, I'm not Jodi." She said pulling back her hood. Randall's eyes widened.
"You...you lied to me?"
"Look, Randall, I'm sorry! I didn't mean for it to happen this way! Honest! I just thought that you wouldn't like me if I showed up...like this."
"Huh. That's for sure." Alex started walking away. Randall looked back at her. "Hey, wait a minute! I didn't mean it that way. I mean, how could I be friends with a human? I would be unnatural! But since you did lie to me, you might as well tell me why."
"Okay. My name's Alex. I made up the costume so I could go into Monstropolis without arousing suspicion. I didn't reveal myself because I know that monsters think that children are toxic. But that's not true! I mean, look." She grabbed Randall's tail.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Get off my tail!" He shouted as he jerked his tail back. Alex smiled at him.
"Well? Are you dead yet? See? Everyone thinks that children are toxic, when they don't even have any proof!"
"But what made you come over here and tell me?"
"Well, Sulley found out by himself, and then he told me that I had to tell you. But how on earth am I going to tell Mr. Waternoose?!"
"Oh, yeah. That's definitely a problem. Well, maybe you don't actually have to tell him."
"What?"
"Alex, think about it. If you just hint around, but you don't really tell him that you're really a kid, then he'll be all confused, and you'll have a blast!"
"I'm all confused, Randall. What are you talking about?"
"Look. Tomorrow, you go to the factory as Jodi. You got talk to Mr. Waternoose. Then you go to the other room, take off your costume, and then go talk to Mr. Waternoose! Then you keep going back and forth! He'll be so confused, he won't know what to do!" Alex grinned.
"You know, Randall, you just might be on to something."