Hi here's chapter two enjoy
I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or itching powder
Joey and Serenity silently walk to school, where their friends greeted them
"Hi guys" Tèa called waving at Joey and Serenity
"Hi" they both mumbled
"Are you all excited about today?" Yugi asked
"Yup, hey Tristan did you bring the stuff?" Joey replied letting an evil grin come across his face
"Of course" Tristan said
"What are you guys up to?" Mai asked looking confused.
"Simple, we're gonna prank Kaiba." Joey replied
"That does not sound too friendly" Tèa said
"And?" Joey asked getting irritated with his friend's tree-hugger comments
"What are we suppose to do again?" Duke asked
Tèa sighed
"Don't worry about it Tèa, now duke listen up, this is what we gonna do, during gym, after everyone including Kaiba leaves the locker room, we sneak into Kaiba's locker and put itching powder on his clothes." Joey said with devious grin on his face
Tristan takes out the itching powder and models it.
"What's next?" Duke asked eager to hear more
"Then we put a virus on Kaiba's laptop" Joey said
"How do you suppose to do that?" Ryou asked.
"Easy, with this!" Tristan said taking out a disk
"How did you acquire that?" Duke asked curiously raising his eyebrow
"I have connections" Tristan shrugged
Serenity who was quiet the whole time finally spoke to Ryou and Yugi.
"So Yugi, Ryou, why weren't you watching movies with Joey and Tristan last?" Serenity asked curious to know why they didn't show up.
"I'm not into gory stuff" Yugi replied
"Uh...I was unconscious" Ryou said looking down at the ground and his cheeks turning crimson red
"What! Are you okay?" Serenity exclaimed
"Yeah! How did that happen?!" Yugi asked curious to know what happened
"Bakura and I were fighting over the remote." He mumbled too embarrassed to tell.
Serenity and Yugi gave Ryou a weird look.
"Yeah that tomb robber can be a pain in the ass" Yami said out of nowhere
"Yami, why are you here?" Yugi asked annoyed of his inner self that was standing in front of him.
"I wanted to see this prank Joey was talking about." Yami replied smirking
"Great! Would you care to join us?" Joey asked
"Uh...no thanks" Yami said
"Yami you should be at home, you can't be seen with me in public, people will suspect something." Yugi insisted
"Suspect what? You talked to me while I was a sprit living inside the puzzle and that made you look like a total schizoid." Getting angry with Yugi
"Yeah he's right" Everybody except for Yami and Yugi said
"I did not!" Yugi yelled defending himself and getting angry with his friends.
"Yeah sure" Yami said sarcastically
Soon a limo drove up to the curb and none other than Seto Kaiba stepped out.
Joey Tristan and Duke bursted out into evil laughter.
"Men are such fools" Mai said getting annoyed of Joey, Tristan, and Duke
"I agree" Serenity said nodding her head
"Hi Kaiba" Yugi called
"What are you laughing about mutt?" Seto said to Joey ignoring Yugi
"Nothing" Joey said with a evil grin
"Serenity I heard you are up against me for the student of the year award, but we all know who is going to win." Seto said turning to Serenity
"Kaiba, I am not in the mood and besides, I really could care less." Serenity said annoyed by Seto's last comment
Kaiba smirked and walked into the school
"HOW DARE HE TALK TO MY SIS LIKE THAT (a nasty vein appearing on Joey's forehead) MONEYBAGS IS GONNA GET WHAT'S COMING TO HIM!" Joey yelled
"Joey, I'm fine, honestly you boys can be such idiots" Serenity said
"Someone is spending too much time with Mai" Joey whispered to Duke and Tristan
Duke & Tristan nod their heads in agreement
I wonder if I should tell Kaiba about the prank, what would be the "friendly" thing to do? Tèa thought to herself
"We should go inside before the bell sound and Yami go home" Yugi said heading towards school
"No" Yami said refusing to go back home
"Ancient parasite" Yugi murmured
Everyone walked into the school and went to their homeroom except Tèa, who had to use the restroom. She walked into the restroom and found a vacant stall. She took out her backback, and unzips it and takes out a very thick book that looked like a dictionary. The title read: "A Friendly Guide to Friendship" by "Lucki Gohappi."
" Let's see," Tèa said as her finger strolled down the index. "Friends playing pranks, hmm.... found it! Page 10,561" she quickly flips to the page and starts reading out loud. "If your Friends are planning to prank someone the..."
The bell sounds
"Crap! I'm late! Tèa takes out her Lucki Gohappi bookmark and places it inside the book and quickly but kindly shoves it into her book bag and runs to homeroom
Tea, Serenity & Mai's homeroom
"Miss Gardner you're late" the teacher said
"Sorry personal problems" Tèa said
Like Tèa, the teacher was also a female and understood (or more like had an idea of) what Tèa meant.
"I'll excuse it, but only because it's the last day of school." The teacher said
"Thank you" Tèa said sitting by Mai and Serenity
The principal appears on the class's television.
"This is your principal speaking. As you may know today is the last day of school." The students cheered. I will also be giving out the award for student of the year..." the principle announced The students groaned
"Cross your fingers Serenity" Tèa said crossing hers
"Why? Kaiba is going to win" Serenity said
"That's the spirit" Mai said sarcastically
"Now I am proud of all of my students and it's an honor to have these three students at Domino High...." The principal said continuing his announcement
"Three? Who's the third?" Mai asked confused
"I don't know" Serenity shrugged
Kaiba's homeroom
"Why does he bother with these frickin long speeches Kaiba's gonna win anyway" some random student said
Even idiots know I'm going to win. Seto thought smirking at the comment
The other's homeroom
"I swear if Kaiba wins again...." Joey said
"Cool it Joey" Tristan said trying to calm down Joey who had his fist balled up ready to punch Kaiba if he wins.
"Yeah, save it for the prank" Duke added
Joey, Tristan & Duke began their evil laughter again
"I wonder who this third person is, don't you Ryou?" Yugi asked
"Not really" Ryou said sliding down in his seat
"The students who are nominated for this award are Seto, Serenity, and Ryo..." the principal said still continuing
"Ryou?" Mai asked surprised
"Wow Ryou! I didn't know you were smart" Joey said turning to Ryou
"Congratulations!" Yugi said
"Thanks Yugi"
"Good luck! But I really hope my Seren-ren wins" Tristan said with a cheesy smile.
"But the student who stands out the most is..." the principal said as the students waited with anticipation.
"Get it over with already" Mai said impatiently
"Serenity Wheeler!" the principal exclaimed
"Serenity you won!" Tèa and Mai squealed in a very high pitch
"I beat Kaiba!" Serenity excitedly screamed in disbelief
"A girl beat Kaiba?" some random student said surprised
"The mutt's sister won!" Seto yelled angry at the verdict
" My Seren-ren won!!!!!!" Tristan screamed jumping up at knocking over his desk
Everyone turned and stared at Tristan. He slowly picked up his desk and sat back down
"Yeah my sister won! In your face, rich boy!" Joey yelling out loud.
"Sorry you didn't win Ryou" Yugi said
"It's okay I'm fine" Ryou said reassuringly
"To bad we can't say the same about Tristan" Duke said looking over at the very happy Tristan
"Yeah" Ryou said also looking over
"Congratulations Serenity, you will receive your plaque at the end of the day. That's the end of the morning announcements, have a learningful day." (a/n: I know learningful day isn't a real word) the principal said finally ending the morning announcements.
"A plaque? How about something useful like money" Mai said
The day went on as usual, classes were the same except a few teachers broke out in tears because they would not see their students next year. Tèa couldn't consult her book because she feared her precious would be taken away. Serenity was congratulated wherever she went, although some students had a tendency to call her Seren-ren, oh and Yami wasn't around much because he was flirting with Ms. Yamane, the school nurse.
During gym, in the boy's locker room...
"Hey Duke, is everyone gone?" Joey whispered
"Yeah"
"Yeah! Operation Bad Itch is a go" Tristan said
"Tristan what have I told you about naming things" Duke sighed
"Sorry"
"Enough talking, we have important things to do" Joey said
"Right, where's Kaiba's locker?" Duke asked
"That one" Joey said pointing to a locker at the end of the row
"But we don't have his combination" Tristan said
"Not a problem" Duke said taking out a stethoscope
"Duke, since when did you become some code cracker?" Joey asked
"Uh..."
"Never mind"
"Ah ha! I got it open" Duke exclaimed opening the locker
"Yay! Hurry! Gimme his stuff Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!" Joey said psychotically
"Um... Joey are you okay?" Tristan asked
"Here ya go Joey" Duke said handing Joey all of Kaiba's stuff
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Joey laughed losing all of the little sanity he had
"I'll download the virus and Joey you can put the itching powder on Kaiba's clothes"
"Yeah! Yeah!" Joey said eagerly putting on some gloves and a mask
"What about me?" Tristan asked
"Um... you can be the watch out" Duke said
"Cool!" Tristan said saluting Duke
"A sprinkle here and a sprinkle there... Joey sung happily sprinkling the powder over Kaiba's clothes
"Don't over do it Joey" Duke said "hey guys"
"Huh?" Tristan and Joey said
"I need a password for this computer." Duke said
"Hmm how about Serenity!" Tristan suggested
"WHAT!" Joey yelled
"Are you stupid?! What makes you think it would be that?" Duke asked
"That's my password." Tristan said pushing his two index fingers together
Joey growled
"I'll try something else" Duke said
Five minutes later...
"I found the password; it was Blue Eyes White Dragon backwards" Duke said
"Nogard Etihw Seye Eulb?" Tristan asked
"Shut up Tristan" Joey yelled
"Finish!" Duke said
"Me too!" Joey said neatly putting Kaiba's clothes back into his locker
Joey and Duke evily laughed
"Shouldn't we be going to class?" Tristan asked looking at his two friends like they were crazy
"Yeah before someone catches us." Duke said
At the end of gym
Kaiba is in the locker room putting on his school uniform and starts to scratch his shoulder a bit, grabs his laptop and hurries to his next class.
"So it has begun MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Joey laughed appearing from the shadows of the locker room
Students stare at Joey.
Study hall/library (Kaiba's next class)
Tea is sitting at a table by herself catching up on her reading that she didn't have a chance to do in her other classes. Reading where she left off:
"If your Friends are planning to prank someone the nice and friendly thing to do is to convince your friends that pranks are bad and to consider the so-to-be victim's feelings before doing such an act." Tèa whispered
Serenity and Mai walk up to Tèa's tables and grabbed a seat.
"What are you reading, Tèa?" Mai asked
"Um... the dictionary" Tèa said closing the book.
"Dictionary?" Serenity asked
"Yeah...Do you think Joey and the others' plan worked?" Tèa said changing the subject
"It looks like it" Serenity said pointing to Kaiba who was sitting at the table two tables from where they were
Seto is at a table alone scratching himself terribly; he manages to stop long enough to turn on his laptop. A red screen appear that reads:
VIRUS DETECTED
COMPUTER FILES HAVE BEEN DELETED
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Seto yelled hitting his head on the table Could this day get any worse?
Students stare at Kaiba
"Mr. Kaiba, this is a library, no loud talking!" the librarian said
I'm too late, I have failed Tèa thought
"Poor Kaiba" Mai said
"I didn't think it would work Speaking of Kaiba, I had a really strange dream last night"
"Ooo tell me and don't leave out details" Mai said getting excited
"Yeah I want to know too." Tèa said forgetting about the poor Kaiba still scratching
Serenity tells (with details) Mai and Tèa about her dream
"That's disturbing; maybe you should seek professional help." Tèa said
"I can't believe you had a dream about Seto Kaiba" Mai said pointing at the scratching CEO
"I wonder what it means" Serentiy said
"That you should seek some psycholo-..." Tèa said before being cut-off
"Maybe you like him" Mai said cutting off Tèa
"I don't think that's possible and Joey wouldn't like it so much." Serenity said
"Yeah you're right." Mai said
The girls turn their attention to Kaiba again, who wasn't looking his best at the moment.
The day was finally ending; Serenity received a really cheap looking plaque, Tèa felt like a failure, Joey, Duke and Tristan occasionally burst out in evil laughter. Students stared at Kaiba who developed a hideous rash (and of course he was still mad about the computer incident) and Yami managed to get the nurse's phone number.
School campus (after school)
Yugi and the gang were all gathered at the sidewalk
"Did you guys see Kaiba? He looks terrible."
Duke, Joey, and Tristan were laughing their asses off
"It's not funny" Tèa said getting mad at the three
"Actually, it is (laughs along with Joey, Tristan and Duke)" Yami said laughing
Kaiba walks out of school gives menacing glares to laughing students and stops when he reaches Yugi and the others.
"Laugh all you want, but when we duel this summer Yugi (who was actually Yami), I'll will be the one laughing." After giving his little speech Seto gets into his limo
Why does he still call me Yugi? Yami thought
"Kaiba wait!" Mai called after Seto
"What do you want?" Seto asked rolling down the window
"This will help with that...er...rash" Mai said giving Kaiba a tube of ointment
"Whatever, later you geeks" Seto said taking the ointment
The limo speeds off
"Why is he calling us geeks? He's the one with the rash." Yami said
Joey starts laughing again "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (chokes) HAHAHAHAHAHA (gasps)"
"Yami!" Yugi yelled
"What! And why does he insist on dueling me, when I'm going to win, it is my show after all." Yami said
"Actually it's my show it's called Yu-Gi-Oh" Yugi said
"Yeah, but who's the one dueling most of the time?" Yami said
"You..." Yugi mumbled
"So that makes it my show" Yami said
"But..."
"Ssh"
"But..."
"Ssh"
"Fine! I'm going home!" Yugi yelled walking away
"Yugi wait! I'll come with you" Tèa called
"Whatever I have to go, can't keep Ms. Yamane waiting." Yami shrugged waving good bye to his friends
"Ms. Yamane? The school nurse?" Duke asked Lucky bastard
"What happened Seto?" Mokuba asked getting in the limo taken aback by Seto's appearance
"I don't know" Seto said in a low voice
"Something must have happened in order for to you to have pizza face" Mokuba said
"Mokuba!" Seto snapped
"Sorry...so...did you have a nice day?" Mokuba asked
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT?!" Seto yelled
"No" Mokuba said snickering
"I can't believe you're laughing at me!" Seto screamed
"I can't help it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (gasps) can't breathe" Mokuba laughed
Seto let out a growl.
Poor Kaiba-boy. Anyway to answer a reviewer's question, yes Fist of the North Star does exist (by the way I don't own it or Akira, I forgot to mention that in the last chapter) It's aslo go by the name Hokuto no Ken. It was made in the 80's so it's old school and Starz Action Channel is showing it Fridays at midnight I think.
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