Okies! I know I got a lot of fans now...so dedicated to everyone who reviewed me, this is a Hao/Yoh Halloween special!
Summary: Halloween special, Hao/Yoh twincest! Shonen ai, Yaoi, Slash, Gay-ness, M/M! The mighty Hao going out for Halloween!? Impossible! But yet…here he is, being dragged from door to door by Yoh Trick-or-Treating. Will Hao survive the night? Will anyone be able to stop touching his hair? find out!
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Normal POV
"Onii-chan! Let's go!" The whiny voice of a certain brown haired brunette called.
"Why are we doing this anyways?" The older twin sighed, staring in the mirror, making sure every part of his costume was okay, "isn't this a human holiday anyways?"
"Yes," Yoh answered, tugging on the other sleeve, "but It's still fun! And you get candy!"
"This had better be worth it.." Hao absent mindedly muttered.
"Don't worry Onii-chan! You'll like it!"
"What exactly do we do?"
"Simple!" the younger twin was almost jumping up and down with eagerness, "You dress up, go to every house, say "Trick-or-Treat" and they give you candy!"
"Right…but what the hell's so good about candy?"
"It tastes all good and sweet, and it's free!"
"Okay.." Hao muttered, "So why'd you have to choose this costume?" he was sweatdropping heavily.
After all, it's not everyday that you see the mighty Hao Asakura in a kitty costume. A very cute kitty costume too, with cute little fluffy kitty ears, complete with fuzzy paws and a long tail.
And of course to finish it off, a tinkly bell and a bright ribbon attached to the tail.
"Come on! You don't look that bad in it!"
"Easy for you to say, you fit right into your costume."
And indeed, Yoh looked very cute dressed in a puppy costume. Cute little puppy ears and paws added to the costume, making him even more adorable.
"Onii-chan! Hurry up before all the candy is gone!" Yoh dragged Hao out the door, who was mumbling about how he couldn't take over the world dressed in a cat costume.
They walked towards the neighboring houses, and Hao spotted some people dressed up in some very peculiar costumes.
"Otouto, what the heck are they supposed to be?" he pointed at someone across the street, "looks like that person is trying to hide under a sheet."
And the person he pointed to indeed looked like they were wearing a sheet, with two holes for the eyes.
"Oh him? That's what humans think ghosts look like." Yoh pointed out offhandedly.
"You have got to be kidding me!" the older shaman snorted, "Those humans are even dumber than I thought. Ghosts don't look like that at all."
"Yeah well, they can't see ghosts and spirits remember?"
The long haired twin crossed his arms, "Then they must have pretty good imagination. But that's their loss that they can't see, that means that they don't have a very pure heart and aren't very good people, they deserve to-"
"Whatever," Yoh said, diverting the other shaman's attention and grabbing his arm, knowing this could turn out to be a long rant about why humans don't deserve to live, "Let's hurry up and get some candy!"
Hao just groaned in response, this was going to be a long night.
They came up to the first house, and Yoh knocked on the door, shouting "Trick or Treat!" eagerly.
The person who opened the door was a little old lady, "Why hello there dears!" She greeted them. (Authoress: …This actually happened to me one year...)
"May we get some candy please?" Yoh asked, smiling one of his trademark smiles and holding out his candy bag. Hao just snorted and also held out his candy bag.
"Of course dears, one minute please." She hobbled into the house, and came back with two apples, giving one to each person.
"What cute costumes you have!" she patted the twins on the head. Meanwhile, Hao was resisting the urge to growl and bite off her hand, how dare she mess up his hair! That took lots of time to get it perfect!
"This reminds me of the time when my children.." But Yoh cut her off quickly before she could get into a full length story telling session.
"I'm sorry, but our parents want us home before dark, so we have to leave now, sorry!" He smiled at her, "But don't worry, we'll be back sometime!"
"Alright dears, well be off then!" she waved to them as they descended down the sidewalk.
"We aren't going to go back right?" Hao asked his brother.
"Nope." Yoh replied, "I do have to be polite though, what else do I say?"
"Yeah, but if another person touches my hair.."
"They probably won't, only the elders like doing that."
"Well, we'd better not run into another old granny then!"
"We might, you never know."
"Well, there'd better not be too many living around here."
"No, I don't think there is."
"Good."
The two brothers walked up to the sidewalk towards to next house. AS soon as they knocked the door, a dog started barking loudly.
"What the hell!?" Hao almost jumped up.
"Shh! Onii-chan! Watch your language in public! That's just a dog! They're protective of their owners, and he doesn't know who you are."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever." He grumbled as a lady opened the door and put some candies into the bags, "hopefully the next house doesn't have a dog."
"Uh-huh." Yoh nodded his head, half paying attention. He was used to his brother's grumbling, and grabbed Yoh's arm, and they departed from the house. Of course, not without another pat on the head for Hao.
"Argh!" If one more pathetic human, or even shaman goes anywhere near my hair, I swear, I'll get spirit of fire to burn down every house in this area!"
"Um..Hao?" Yoh asked his brother sweatdropping.
"Yeah?"
"Could you calm down a bit? Those kids are staring at us."
"Huh?" Hao looked around, and indeed, everyone stopped whatever they were doing, and stared at the older Asakura twin. Some shocked, but majority of them scared. And with good reason too, because fireballs were starting to form at the pals of his hand.
"Eh-heh..." Hao replied, "just special effects everybody."
And almost immediately, people resumed what they were doing.
"You sure overdid it this time, Onii-chan!" Yoh teased.
"Shut up! The next person who touches my hair WILL die!"
"Hao..calm down.."
"No! I knew I shouldn't have come! My poor hair! No!"
"Err…Onii-chan?"
"Huh?"
"Why don't you stop fussing over your hair and we'll get some candy?"
"But...my hair!" And he stopped when Yoh gave him a puppy eyes face. Yoh in that puppy costume made it even more irresistible, and Hao just had to give in.
"Fine then." He grumbled.
"Yay!" Yoh shouted eagerly, "Onii-chan! Let's go"
He skipped down the sidewalk, Hao sulking as he followed him. But Yoh stopped suddenly at the end of the street, staring strait ahead.
"Hao?"
"What?"
"What's that?"
"What's what?"
"That." He pointed at an old house on a hill. The house was run down, with broken windows and loose boards covering them. Crows could be heard cawing, and a "Do not Enter" sign hung from the gate. Technically, your idea of a haunted mansion.
"I don't know, let's go check it out."
"What!?" Yoh hung onto Yoh's arm, shaking, "Do we have to Onii-chan?"
"C'mon Yoh, stop being a wimp, it's not that scary."
"Demo...what if…"
"Fine then. You stay out here. All alone with the howling wind and the cawing crows, with the ghosts that might attack you and.." Hao started to walk off up the hill.
The younger Asakura looked around and shivered, "Onii-chan! Wait for me!" He ran and caught up with his brother.
"But you have to hold my hand, okay Onii-chan? It's scary…"
"Wha-? Okay. Fine. I'll hold your hand." Hao clasped Yoh's hand with his, and they walked hand-in-hand up to the gate.
Hao shook his head. Yoh was so kid-ish. But then again, that's also what made Yoh so cute. Naïve people were strong magnets to him, but maybe because he didn't have much of that left after living for so long.
Some fireballs formed in the palm of Hao's hand, and he fired them at the gate, successfully opening it. OF course, there really wasn't much of a gate left anyways...the fireballs melted it.
"Er…Onii-chan, you know, we could just climb over it."
"Takes up too much energy. And anyways, my hair would get caught and it would be ruined."
Yoh shook his head as the two walked up the creepy steps, odd statues lining them. He often wondered who was the real girl in the relationship.
"Hello? Anybody home?" The younger twin knocked on the large wooden doors that led into the broken mansion. The wind whooshed past, ruffling their hair and making Yoh shiver.
After a few minutes when nobody answered, Yoh looked at his brother, "Hao, do you think this is really a good idea? I have a bad feeling about this."
But before the other could reply, the doors swung open with a loud creak, but no one was at the door to greet them.
"Er...Aniki? Do you think it's a good idea to go in?" Yoh looked at Hao and clung on tightly to his arm.
"Sure. What's there to be afraid of?"
"What if it's haunted?"
"You forget, we're shamans. Even if it is haunted by ghosts, there's nothing to worry about."
"Except for if they feel like possessing you." Yoh murmured.
"But Amidamaru doesn't approve of us very much, he's afraid that you'll try to kill me again."
"Well, if I did, wouldn't it be better if he were here to protect you, instead of leave you open and defenseless? I can attack you right now and he wouldn't know it."
They walked past a stair case, Yoh clung closer to Hao, and he could've sworn that every dark place had eyes staring at him.
They entered a room that was pure black. Yoh looked warily around.
Suddenly, a skeleton popped up in front of them.
"AHH!" Yoh screamed, jumping on Hao's shoulders, "Help me Onii-chan!"
Hao just stood there and laughed his head off. He was laughing so hard, that he almost fell down on the ground.
The lights went on, and in front of them, they could see a long table with a chandelier overtop. Around them stood all of Yoh's friends.
Anna stood there with her arms crossed, and Manta beside her standing on top of a chair, though still barely visible. Ren was standing and looking very irritated, because HoroHoro was riding on his shoulders (A sight Yoh thought he would never see) waving happily and smiling. And last of all, Ryu shouting "Dana!" loudly and Faust dangling a skeleton in front of his face.
"Hao! You planned this didn't you?" Yoh looked at his brother.
"Yup!" He smiled down at Yoh, a little surprise for you!"
"Why?"
"Cause you're special!" he hugged Yoh contently.
"ah-hem." They looked up to see Anna tapping her foot impatiently, "As much as I like to see Yoh happy, I do hope you can keep your hands and mouths to yourselves while I'm around."
Yoh blushed madly, but Hao just smirked.
"Oh really now?" He raised an eyebrow, "then can we at least have one last kiss before you send us off?"
He kissed Yoh before she could reply. Of course, just for show, he made it the best kiss that an Asakura could give, just to see the sparks flying out of Anna's eyes. Yoh unconsciously wrapped his around Hao's waste, and you could literally feel the fire coming off of her.
"Okay!" she yelled, "Enough! He's still my fiancé you know!"
"But of course." Hao mocked, "He's all yours now."
And in a matter of seconds, a resounding slap could be heard through the room. The all famous Anna slap, ah yes.
"Oh dear.." Yoh groaned…"Not again.."
Another night of fighting between Anna and Hao over Yoh, this was going to be a long night. And Yoh didn't even get that much candy…
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So there you have it, another Hao/Yoh one-shot, I've decided that I'm going to now turn this story into a collection of one shots!
So…those who reviewed me:
Chang Wumei- Glad you loved it! And you can have this story for your web site too! Though the link to the site didn't work, I did manage to find it on Yahoo groups.
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Hao Aakura-giggles, you still haven't fixed your name yet? Well anyways, here's another Hao/Yoh story for you, hope you liked it, review me! I gotta remake that Christmas one I wrote for you, I've lost it..and the old forum doesn't work anymore either.. --
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Princess Cherryblossom3-Glad you loved the Hao/Yoh, that's my favorite part too! Glad to make your night better! Here's another chapter for you!
Hope you enjoyed it!
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