Hey everyone, guess what, Frankie's back, thats me, those of you who are thinking i'm a boy, well your wrong, Frankie is short for Francesca, its Italian, ok so if you people are getting confused, i'm gonna tell who is crew and what they do, yay, lets have a party, if you put liquor in the punch bowl, i swear, i'll hunt you down, and you wont be able to tell people how you did it because you won't be alive, ok, here is a little diagram showing you who does what and what show they are in.
characters-job-show
Kitten-Host-Teen Titans
Beastboy- Cameraman-Teen Titans
Naraku-Special Effects Dude-Inuyasha
Vash the Stampede-Cook-Trigun
Spike-Dude who ends show-Cowboy Bebop
Crazy Black Lady in audience- person who thinks they are at the Jerry Springer show- My Imagination ( my imagination is not a show, if you think it is, your an idiot and you have no right to live, thank you very much)
The disclaimer was in the 1st chapter
Beastboy: so Kitten, wanna got out on Saturday night
Kitten: Beastboy, I told you, Robby-poo is my one and only true love
Naraku&Vash: earth to Beastboy and Kitten, the show's about to start
Kitten: oh, sorry, Beastboy, get to work or i will put you to sleep dog style
Beastboy: ok, ok, don't have cow
Kitten: I'll make you eat a cow
Beastboy: no, no, that's ok ( whispers) How Barbaric
Kitten: I heard that, get to work or i will cut your head off and shove it down your throat, ( tilts head to the side) wait, that didn't sound right, how do you put your head down your throat when you don't have a throat once you cut your head o-
Beastboy: ok, shut up, the camera's rolling
Kitten: Hello, and welcome to Kitten's Talk Show, before we go on with the show, I have to tell you that we will be having surprise guests, they are so big of a surprise that i don't even know who they are or when they are coming, so, heh, heh, no comment, for the beginning of our show, our guests will be Sesshomaru, Kagura, and even our own sound effects dud, Naraku, and if you didn't find out already our show today will be on villains, Naraku can you give an evil laugh or 2
Naraku: kukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukukuku
Beastboy: dude, who goes kukuku when they laugh, its unsanitary
Kitten: Beastboy shut up
Beastboy: I don't wanna
Kitten: do ya wanna get fired
Beastboy: no
Kitten: then shut up
Beastboy: NO
Kitten: then your fired
Beastboy: WHAT, I don't wanna be fired, please don't fire me, I'll be good, I swear, and I'll stop hitting on you too
Kitten: Fine
( Sesshomaru, Kagura, and Naraku walk on stage)
Crazy Black Lady in Audience: whoo, Sesshomaru take your shirt off, take it off, take it off, come on everybody cheer with me
( cricketts chirping)
Crazy Blck Lady in Audience: why aren't you people cheering
Sesshomaru: stop it you useless human
Naraku: do I really have to be here
Kitten: yes
Naraku: why
Kitten: because you'll get fired if you leave without my permition
Naraku: oh
Kagura: ( flirtatiously) so Sesshomaru, have you thought baout that saving me from Naraku thing
Sesshomaru: no
Kagura: ( whiny) oh
Kitten: oooookkkkkk, so Naraku, tell us about your job
Naraku: I hate my job, especially you , you arrogant, self-centerd, egotistical, j-
Kitten: ok Naraku, shut up and get back to work
Naraku: humph
Kitten: so Sesshomaru, there is a question that everyone is asking, why do you wear makeup, are you gay?
Sesshomaru: what nerve
( Sesshomaru takes out Tokijin and attacks Kitten, but gets thrown across the room by a barrier surrounding kitten)
Sesshomaru: what the h-
Kitten: hahaha, this is a barrier I had Naraku concoct for me for simple things like this
Kagura: Sesshomaru is not gay, he's going out with me
Sesshomaru: NO I'M NOT
Kitten: going out witha revenge freak like you can certainly turn a man gay
Kagura: take that back or I'll rip you ro shreds
Kitten: no you won't, and you can't, remember, barrier
Sesshomaru: I AM NOT GAY YOU WORTHLESS HUMAN
Kitten: I am not a human,..... daddy's part moth
(Sesshomaru will now become fluffy because i am tired of saying his name so many damn times)
Fluffy: oh, so your a freak like Inuyasha
Kitten: Shut it, ok before i go mid-evil on Fluffy's head, w are going to have a break with Vash the Stampede's cooking show
( set change)
Vash: Hi, I'm Vash and we ar going to make Swiss cheese, hmm, i wonder if Swiss cheese is really Swiss...
Beastboy: go on with the show
Vash: oh, sorry, first you need a block of cheese and a gun, and ( shoots cheese about 12 times then holds it up) Swiss cheese made with authentic gun powder heh, heh
(set change)
Kitten: welcome back, we have new guests, Slade and Cinderblock, and I got a hint that our surprise guests will be coming soon, yay, i wonder who it is, hmmm, soooo, Cinderblock, what do you do when your not being a nuisance
Cinderblock: MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kitten: don't tell me you can't talk
Cinderblock:MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kitten: umm, Naraku, a little help here
( Cindrblock falls through a trap door)
Kitten: thanks Naraku, Mwahahahahahahaha
Naraku: Kitten, don't try to laugh evilly, your bad at it
Kitten: shut up, so Slade, why ya always pickin on my Robby-poo
Slade: well Kitten, we are very much alike, very much alike indeed, you see, I am related to Robin
( Robin and Starfire come runnig onto the stage)
Robin: how are we related
Slade: Robin, I am your father
Robin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! really?
Slade: no not really you idiot
Beastboy: haha, Robin got tricked
Kitten: shut up Beastboy, Robby-poo, are you my surprise guest
Robin: as much as i don't want to say it, yes
Kitten: ( sqeals) Robby-poo whens our wedding
Robin: wha-?
Starfire: ( in anger) I do not remember Robin making the proposal of bondage to you
Robin: What she said
(Kitten attacks Starfire but gets thrown to the ground by Starfire's star blasts, Robin walks up and knocks Kitten out)
Beastboy:ok, um, I guess i have to do this, Spike wanna come and end the show
Spike: See you next time on Kitten's Talk Show, if there is a next time, Naraku can we get an evil laugh over here
Naraku: kukukukukkukukukukukukukukukukukuku, there, go crazy
Spike: (makes hand gun) bang!
Beastboy: ok Spike, stop doing that, that really freaks me out
( Spiek points hand gun at Beastboy)
Spike: Bang!
Beastboy: Ah, somebody help me, Robin help me, Starfire help me, Slade help me, well maby not Slade, but somebody halp me
( screen goes Black)