LOOKIN' FOR LOVE (IN ALDERAAN PLACES)
This is a parody I wrote a while ago to the tune of "Lookin' For Love (In All the Wrong Places)." I thought for sure there would be other versions already posted, but I haven't seen any yet, so I'm going to go ahead and post my version.
CAST OF THOUSANDS: Mayday! Mayday! Whatever you do, don't let this girl write poetry!
ME: Ah, too late.
CAST OF THOUSANDS: Well...darn.
I've spent time on Tatooine lookin' for you
But Twi'lek dancers and cantina bargirls were never true
Playin' a fools' game and to win
Getting' an Idiot's Array and losin' again
I was lookin' for live in Alderaan places
Lookin' for love in Tatooine faces
Searchin' the stars and hyperspaces for what I'm dreamin' of
Hopin' there's be love for a smuggler
Force be with me the day I discover another heart
Lookin' for love
Then this ol' Jedi hired me and my ship
I guess I thought it'd be a real short trip
Then I agreed to rescue a Rebel, baby, it's true
But little did I know that it would be you
I was lookin' for live in Alderaan places
Lookin' for love in Tatooine faces
Searchin' the stars and hyperspaces for what I'm dreamin' of
Hopin' there's be love for a smuggler
Force be with me the day I discover another heart
Lookin' for love
Then I went blastin' at your cell door
You were everything I'd been lookin'for
No more lookin' for live in Alderaan places
Lookin' for love in Tatooine faces
Searchin' the stars and hyperspaces for what I was dreamin' of
Now that there is love for a smuggler
The Force was with me the day I discovered you, oh, you
Lookin' for love
In Alderaan places
Lookin' for love in Tatooine faces
Searchin' the stars and hyperspaces for what I was dreamin' of
Now that there is love for a smuggler
The Force was with me the day I discovered you, oh, you
Lookin' for love
CAST OF THOUSANDS: (Sniff, sniff) Hey, does anyone else smell cheese?
ME: CHEESE?! What?! Where?! GET ME AWAY FROM HERE!!!
CAST OF THOUSANDS: It's okay. She just thinks cheese is going to take over the world before she does.
THE CHEESE: But before I take over the world, I'll review! And you should, too.
CAST OF THOUSANDS: Hey, that rhymed. Stop it.