Attack of the Killer Rikkus

CH. 2!

---Dr. Shu's Ultra-Secret Lab---

A/N:...Hey, if it's ultra-secret, then how did we find it?

A/N:-DOIIIING.- We're the authors, remember?!

A/N:Oh...Right...I knew that! Sighs and shakes head oo;;;;;

"My invention of cloning Rikku was a pure success! Uh...Now what do I do?" Dr. Shu said with the scary sweat drop thingy.

A/N:HOW ABOUT READIN' THE SCRIPT?! -Throws it and konks him in the head-

"Ow!" Shu: oO xx

A/N:I think you knocked him out.

(I have no telling WHAT will happen with this, but I do not support Gippal x Lenne WHAT SO EVER.)

A/N:Do you REALLY want me to go back to the Gippal x Lenne scene?! Huh?! Do you?!

A/N:Uh...Never mind. OO

-----------------Tidus' lair---------------

"Mwehehe...Yuna shall soon be mine with this secret formula!" He held up a test beaker. "Hurrah! More nekkid for me!" He skipped out after putting on his gay blitzball outfit on. That is when...THEY ATTACKED!

----------------Random room in airship------------

Then Tidus gets interviewed the next day. "Mr. Tidus, you are the second victim of these vivacious monsters. Can you tell us anything more about them?" "Yeah, I can. They're hot." "Well, Mr. Tiddles, that doesn't help at all. Oo;;;" The reporter talking to him konked him on the head with an issue of 'Yuna XXX monthly'. And then Yuna came in, now konking Tidus on the head with her whoop-butt stick of almighty doom. "Remember now, you're interviewing a pervert. He can't tell you anything else." She looked at the floor, and picked up the magazine. "Huh? What's this?...'Yuna XXX monthly'? TIDUSSSS!" "MOMMY!" He got up, screaming and running away.

"Well...That was interesting..." Rikku blinked. "Why is everyone dissapearing?" Lenne said as she walked in; obviously looking for Dr. Shu. A note tied to a rock was thrown through the window; causing a HUGE smash. Rikku picked it up. "I know what you did last summer, and I now know how to breakdance," Rikku read, "signed, Dr. Shu...? What the hell...?" They all heard a scream. "AHHH! THE KILLER RIKKUS!"

-----------------Tidus' lair-------------

Yuna circled the tied up Tiddles on the bed. "Tidus, you've been a REALLY bad boy..." She cracked her dominatrix whip, and Tidus gulped.

"Hey, now! That issue wasn't mine! I already have one, I don't need two! Uh...I mean that wasn't mine at all!" He said, laughing nervously.

"What, there are more?!" She screamed, "Where are they being sold?!"

Somewhere

--------------------Dr. Shu's ultra secret lab--------------

Lenne found Shu-S-Ahem, "Dr. Shu" and she was crying and trying, er, begging, to get him to stop. Gippal was gone, of course, and Dr. Shu was not listening to her. "S-Shuyin, please stop! I love you!" Shuyin didn't turn around. "My love cheated on me with Gippal. I don't love you anymore." Lenne ran out the door crying...And then another scream was heard from deep within the lab.

---------------------------Luca------------------------

Everyone was in front of the plaza watching the TVs to see who won, but they didn't have enough votes yet. WHO DO YOU WANT FOR PRESIDENT OF SPIRA?! REVIEW WITH YOUR VOTE!

End of chap. 2! Hoped you like it! Will update on Monday!

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Ending questions (like always)

Who will be elected?! Kerry or Bush?! Who was that scream from? Will Lenne ever get a boyfriend? Should we put Shu into a mental home?! All to be revealed soon!