Disclaimer: And I bet you're saying, "This girl needs to start putting some more Vincent/Tifa action in this story or I'm going on strike!" I hope you're not saying that! I promise you down to the depths that the next few chapters will be MUCH better than these fillers! So I hope you are patient enough to wait until I start writing again. Anywho, still not over my writer's block, but I'm getting a few ideas for the closure of this very story. Hope you enjoy this measly little filler.

"Seto! Nariko!" I called out to the two red beasts that were sitting under a large tree a few yards in front of me. They looked at me and cocked their heads. I smiled as I looked at them through the small video screen.

"You're ten months old today. How does it feel?"

They looked away from me and began turning and twisting, inspecting their bodies. They looked back at me a few moments later and with a questionable look in his yellow eyes, Seto spoke up.

"I don't know. What's it supposed to feel like?"

I giggled slightly as I turned the camera around so it was looking down at me from an angle. I cocked an eyebrow at the camera before speaking.

"And these are your children, Red?" I said, a bit of sarcasm in my voice. "Oh ho ho, I beg to differ."

I turned the camera back around to where the cubs were sitting to find them gone. I smiled as I panned the camera around.

"Hm, now where did they go now?" I asked the camera. I turned it back around so it was looking down at me again. "Let's go find them."

I slipped my right hand back under the thick leather strap on the camera and began walking towards our small home. I slowly rehearsed in my mind what I would find behind the house.

I would find Yuffie standing in front of Seraph, feeding her, while both Seto and Nariko start sneaking up from behind her. They would tackle her to the ground and start rolling around with her and Yuffie would act like they were killing her.

I almost busted up laughing when I rounded the corner. There was Yuffie feeding Seraph with Seto and Nariko softly sneaking up behind her. Then a few seconds before the cubs were ready to pounce on her, Yuffie's body went rigid as she slowly looked behind her. She screamed and threw the greens she was holding in her hand up into the air before taking off in the opposite direction.

It wasn't long before Seto and Nariko caught up with her and tackled her to the ground. She began screaming and carrying on as the cubs play attacked her. I shouted at them to stop and they left Yuffie in a heap on the ground and walked towards me. I kept the camera on Yuffie and zoomed in. She turned her head towards the camera and muttered a small, raspy "Owie," before getting up and dusting herself off.

I turned the camera off and began laughing. "Oh my goodness, you guys, that was really funny! Come on, let's go inside and tape the next part."

The cubs nodded as Yuffie and I walked into the house. Yuffie escaped into her room to clean herself up before the next portion of the tape. I looked down at the two cubs that were sitting at my feet.

"Okay, guys, you know what to do, right?" I asked, kneeling down in front of them.

Nariko nodded her head. "Yep! Are you ready, Seto?" She said, looking over at her brother.

"You bet I am!"

"Okay, great! Get ready, Yuffie's coming back."

They nodded as they turned to face me. Yuffie walked into the room and sat down at the couch. She gave me a thumbs up before I turned the camera on once again.

I got both of the cubs in the picture before speaking. "Do you remember when we went to visit Uncle Cid and Aunt Shera last month?"

They both nodded and Nariko let out a short giggle. She caught herself though and put back on her serious face.

"Why don't you tell Mom and Dad a few of the Redneck jokes that Uncle Cid told you?"

Seto and Nariko looked at each other as if to ask each other if they should or not before looking back at the camera and nodding. Nariko spoke first.

"You go first, Seto," she said, smiling at her brother.

He nodded before looking at the camera. I zoomed in on his face.

"Okay, here goes," he said, looking down really quick, contemplating which one he should tell. He looked back up into the camera a few moments later. "If you stare at a can of orange juice because it says 'CONCENTRATE' you might be a Redneck."

After Seto finished maniacal laughter was heard in the background. Seto looked back and I lifted the camera and set it on Yuffie. She had fallen out of the chair she was sitting in and was rolling around on the ground holding her stomach.

"Hahaha!! That was so funny! I can't take it! Hahaha!!!"

I put the camera back on Seto and he looked at the camera with a look that said 'give me a break.' He looked over at Nariko.

"Okay, sis. Your turn."

I turned the camera to her as she smiled sweetly. "Okay, um, if you think N-SYNC is where your dirty dishes are you might be a Redneck."

Once again, Yuffie's laughter was heard in the background. I put the camera back on her.

"Hey, Yuf, why don't you tell one?" I asked, trying not to laugh.

Yuffie stopped and looked up at the camera in shock. "Who me?"

"No, the dust bunny you're sitting on. Of course I mean you!"

"Oh, okay!" She said, getting up. "Let's see, um, if you think the Nutcracker is something you do off the High dive you might be a Redneck."

I giggled as I turned the camera towards me. "That was pretty good! Okay, my turn! And Red this may be true for you! If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 you might be a Redneck."

I turned the camera back around and was getting ready to shut it off when Yuffie ran up in front of me.

"No, no, no! Don't turn if off yet! I just remembered another one!"

"Okay, shoot," I said, from behind the camera.

Yuffie cleared her throat and stepped back. "If your mother can tell a state trooper to 'kiss her ass' without takin' the Marlboro out of her mouth you might be a Redneck."

I laughed and put the camera on Seto and Nariko. They were rolling around on the ground laughing. I stopped giggling as I turned the camera around once again.

"You may not want Naava, Nova and Kayo listening to this but by the time you watch this it'll be too late so hope you have fun watching the rest!" I smiled and saluted before turning off the video camera.

I began laughing so hard after I turned the camera off that I began to cry. I looked at Yuffie and the cubs and found that they couldn't hold their laughter in either.

I straightened up and cleared my throat. "Oh boy, that was funny. How about we call it a day on the video taping?"

Yuffie got up from her place on the floor and nodded. "Yeah, I'm all for it. Let's get something to eat!"

I set the video camera down on the coffee table then followed Yuffie into the kitchen and began preparing some food for the cubs and I.

After we ate, we went straight to bed. After working at the bar then running around with the cubs for four hours can really wear somebody out.