Yugi found Tea halfway down the road, walking in a weird way. One leg would kick high into the air, and then she would set it down and do the same on the next leg.
"TEA??? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"Walkin'"
"THAT is not walking."
"Ya, I-a know-a dat-a, ya." Tea said. (And in case you were wondering, this is a Dutch, or Swedish, I think, accent.)
"Tea! WATH OUT!" Tea was walking across the street, chanting, "Why did the Tea cross the street?" over and over, with her eyes closed. A couple of cars passing by screeched to a halt, and Yugi ran to hurry her up.
"Whoa!" she yelled as Yugi pulled her arm.
"What did you think you were doing?????"
"Nothing hits the spot like coffee," Tea said as she picked up an abandoned cup of coffee she found lying on the street and lifted it to her mouth.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yugi said, making a Matrix leap and knocking the coffee out of her hands. But the coffee spilled all over his clothes.
"EEEEWWW! You have coffee guts on your clothes!" Tea said, laughing. Yugi frowned.
"Tea, I need to get changed." When they got to Yugi's house, he told her to wait in the game shop. Bad idea.
When Yugi came out, all the things were:
A)Knocked off their shelves
B)Taken out of their cases, or
C)About to be eaten by Tea.
"TEA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yugi made another leap and knocked Tea down, landing on top of her.
"Ahem, sorry." Yugi was cleaning the shop when Tea said:
"Let's visit Joey!"
"No!" but Tea was already out the door. She ran all the way to Joey's house, and Yugi had a hard time keeping up.
"Joey! Are you home?" Tea had gone into Joey's house without even knocking.
"Tea? What're you doin' ere?" Yugi motioned Joey to come closer.
"She had chocolate." He whispered.
"Oh boy, I'll get da strai' jacke'" (translation for slow- minded peeps: straight jacket.)
"No, It's ok, it's not that bad this time."
FLASHBACK
Tea is standing on the edge of a cliff,
"Tea! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" but it was to late.
"WEEEEEEEE!" Tea yelled. It turns out there was a ledge there.
"TEA! I thought you were a goner!" said Tristan.
"A friend is a friend 'till the end."
All: "HUH???????????"
END FLASHBACK
"What do we do with her???"
"I sugges' we lock er in a close' an' ferget 'bout er" Tea was pretending she was an airplane and running around Joey's living room.
"Or, we can just keep an eye on her."
"'K"
