"Heeheeheehee," Tea giggled, as Joey and Yugi forced gallons of water down her throat, in hopes of flushing the chocolate out of her system. But they only succeeded in getting the water spit back at them.
"OK, this ain't workin'" Joey said, ringing his drenched tee shirt out.
"WHO is Tea? I'm Tea! OOOOOOOOOHHHHH chocolate milk!"
"Where?" Joey and Yugi jumped to stand next to each other, both looking one way, searching for the chocolate.
"Joey! I thought you didn't have any chocolate in your house!"
"I don't!"
"Ha ha! Made ya look!"
"Tea!" Yugi and Joey yelled.
"What? Are monkeys green?" (This is an inside joke between me and Kitty Kayla, so you won't understand unless you're her.)
"No, Tea, please, come back to your senses." Tea stared at tem, blinked, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again, then blinked again. She soon became distracted with a piece of string.
"Darn. I though' she ad come back for a second dere."
"Yeah, me too."
"Um...................................."
"Tea?" they both said hopefully.
"Uh, where am I??"
"Yer at my house"
"Oh, Yugi? what...what...Did... Marik come?"
"Huh? Oh, you knocked him unconsious."
"She did?" Joey was mumbling to himself about how he wanted to help Yugi, Tea shouldn't have.
"Yeah, but he probably got away by now."
"PHAROH! GIVE ME YOUR PUZZLE!"
"right on time..." Joey said, preparing to punch him. But at that moment, Tea took Marik's hands and started singing "Ring around the rosey"
"Get off, off me, you stupid girl!!"
'WEEEEEEEE!" Marik got so dizzy he fainted.
"So much for the afterlife."
"WHAAA?"
"Did Tea just say something...intellegent?"
"Yeah, I dink so."
"YAY She's cured!" Yugi took Joey's hands and danced with him in a circle. Marik was awakening. He looked at them with a funny look and said.
"It's not worth it. I'm going to be a good guy! Here, Yugi, take my Rod!
"You keep it!" tea told him, before Yugi could object.
"'K"
"Uh, Tea? Why'dya do dat?"
"Coz he's REALLY cute." Marik blushed.
"Well...I... you know...Put my makeup on everyday."
"You wear makeup? So do I!"
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"BEAUTY SALON! Here we come!" They both said and skipped off, now a happy boyfriend and girlfriend.
"What jes 'appened?"
"I don't know." A confused Joey and Yugi stared, wide-eyed out the door, seeing a happy Marik and Tea skip down the road to Beauty Salon, only to break up as soon as they were done being "beautified."
sigh
Ok, it's over. I might write a sequel, but who knows?
Sorry Marik Fans, I couldn't resist. I assure you that they broke up as soon as Marik paid for their, "Makeover." Oh, and sorry for the make over part, too.
COULDN'T RESIST!