OK......I wanna make one thing clear...I know Sara doesn't have a sister on the
show, but it's FICTION which means you can make stuff up, right? Nick and
Sara aren't together in the show either, but I put them together because
their cute together, OK?
FOR DISCLAIMER SEE FIRST PAGE
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"So, where do I get to stay?" Sissy asked her sister after all her luggage
was in the house.
"You can stay in the guest room downstairs," Sara answered.
"The basement? Your husband who is related to you by marriage only gets a real room with a bed, and your own sister gets a hole in the basement!?"
"If you don't like it, you can go stay in a hotel, or with mom and dad." Sara raised her eyebrows. Sissy stared at her sister in fear.
"I would never live with mom and dad again, even if my life depended on it!" Sissy practically screamed.
"So then you'll sleep in the guest room."
Sissy sighed. "Fine. But I'm telling you. Celebrities do not sleep in basements."
"Your not a celebrity anymore," Sara pointed out.
"Jeez, you make one bad album and show up drunk to one award show and suddenly your manager dumps you like yesterday's garbage!"
"You pushed Brad Pitt into the crowd at the Oscars and broke his arm in two places," Sara said.
"Brad didn't mind, much."
"Yes, but his wife did."
"Oh please. What does Jennifer Aniston have that I don't?"
Nick, having heard this question, couldn't resist himself from jumping into the conversation. "A manager, looks, brains.....I could go on."
Sissy gave him an evil glare. "Seriously, Sara, when are you divorcing him?"
The next day, Sara walked into Sissy's downstairs room to find her sister out like a light on her bed.
"Sissy, come on, get up," Sara said.
"OK OK, just give me five to ten more hours."
"No, now." Sara ripped the blankets off Sissy, thinking her sister would get up. Instead, she didn't move. At all.
"It's too early to get up," Sissy whined.
"It's noon!"
"Yes, it's too early."
"Come on. Up, up up." Sara tried to get her sister up, but she wouldn't move. "Come on Sissy." Sara tried to pull her up, and then she tried to push her little sister out of bed, but Sissy never moved. "Fine, fine! You want to stay that way! Just stay in bed all day, see if I care!"
That made Sissy sit up. "Fine, I'm up now."
"Good. Nick and I have to pull a double shift. Do you think you can watch the kids when they get home from school?"
"If your pulling a double shift, why are you home?"
"I had to shower. There was a uh, incident in the locker room."
"Oh, you and Nicky got it on, huh?" Sissy asked, wiggling her eyebrows.
"Um, yeah. Sure. Anyway, could you please watch the kids?"
"Yeah, sure, I'll watch them. Go and have fun at work." Sissy waved her sister off.
"OK. Oh, and one thing. No parties."
"Gotcha." Sissy nodded. She waited until she heard her sister's Tahoe leave the driveway before calling Ally's cell phone. "Ally? Hey, it's Aunt Sissy. How's school? Yeah. That's too bad. A 28? What subject? Science? Don't worry, I can fix that 28 into a 88 no sweat. Yeah. Oh, one more thing. After school there's going to be a party. Here. Yeah, invite everybody. OK sweetie, bye." Sissy hung up the phone and started getting the house set for the party. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Dum dum da!! What will happen next? Hit the lil review button and maybe you'll find out!!
"You can stay in the guest room downstairs," Sara answered.
"The basement? Your husband who is related to you by marriage only gets a real room with a bed, and your own sister gets a hole in the basement!?"
"If you don't like it, you can go stay in a hotel, or with mom and dad." Sara raised her eyebrows. Sissy stared at her sister in fear.
"I would never live with mom and dad again, even if my life depended on it!" Sissy practically screamed.
"So then you'll sleep in the guest room."
Sissy sighed. "Fine. But I'm telling you. Celebrities do not sleep in basements."
"Your not a celebrity anymore," Sara pointed out.
"Jeez, you make one bad album and show up drunk to one award show and suddenly your manager dumps you like yesterday's garbage!"
"You pushed Brad Pitt into the crowd at the Oscars and broke his arm in two places," Sara said.
"Brad didn't mind, much."
"Yes, but his wife did."
"Oh please. What does Jennifer Aniston have that I don't?"
Nick, having heard this question, couldn't resist himself from jumping into the conversation. "A manager, looks, brains.....I could go on."
Sissy gave him an evil glare. "Seriously, Sara, when are you divorcing him?"
The next day, Sara walked into Sissy's downstairs room to find her sister out like a light on her bed.
"Sissy, come on, get up," Sara said.
"OK OK, just give me five to ten more hours."
"No, now." Sara ripped the blankets off Sissy, thinking her sister would get up. Instead, she didn't move. At all.
"It's too early to get up," Sissy whined.
"It's noon!"
"Yes, it's too early."
"Come on. Up, up up." Sara tried to get her sister up, but she wouldn't move. "Come on Sissy." Sara tried to pull her up, and then she tried to push her little sister out of bed, but Sissy never moved. "Fine, fine! You want to stay that way! Just stay in bed all day, see if I care!"
That made Sissy sit up. "Fine, I'm up now."
"Good. Nick and I have to pull a double shift. Do you think you can watch the kids when they get home from school?"
"If your pulling a double shift, why are you home?"
"I had to shower. There was a uh, incident in the locker room."
"Oh, you and Nicky got it on, huh?" Sissy asked, wiggling her eyebrows.
"Um, yeah. Sure. Anyway, could you please watch the kids?"
"Yeah, sure, I'll watch them. Go and have fun at work." Sissy waved her sister off.
"OK. Oh, and one thing. No parties."
"Gotcha." Sissy nodded. She waited until she heard her sister's Tahoe leave the driveway before calling Ally's cell phone. "Ally? Hey, it's Aunt Sissy. How's school? Yeah. That's too bad. A 28? What subject? Science? Don't worry, I can fix that 28 into a 88 no sweat. Yeah. Oh, one more thing. After school there's going to be a party. Here. Yeah, invite everybody. OK sweetie, bye." Sissy hung up the phone and started getting the house set for the party. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Dum dum da!! What will happen next? Hit the lil review button and maybe you'll find out!!