This is my first fanfic. Be nice! No flames please! Sadly I can't own the InuYasha series ::sniff:: enjoy! Chapter 1 : When Dumped, Get Drunk

"Damn, Miroku what went wrong?"

"I think she just got bored with you." His best friend replied concentrating on the road.

"After 2 years!"

"You gotta admit, she was out of your league."

"Yeah right! Where are we going anyways?" InuYasha asked just as Miroku pulled into the parking lot.

"This-poor-just-dumped- friend, is my favorite place to be." Miroku said dramatically.

"A bar?"

"Yup, after 8 drinks and a round from the stripers, you'll forget all about Kikyou."

4 hours later

"I still don't know why?" Inu said with words slurring together.

"I know, you're not that bad looking! Oh, hey does red mean stop?"

"I always thought red meant hot," InuYasha said as he turned to look out the window, but instead smacked his head against the glass. Miroku drove passed to red light, barely missing a honking car.

"Well, how rude are they?" Miroku said snobbishly to the car that honked.

"Tell me about it."

"Ok. Look at the world today. Girls yell if we touch their butts. Alls it means is you got a nice ass. If you ask them to get in bed with for only one night on the first date, they say 'I'm not some whore!'"

"You-you should run for president!" Inu said enthusiastically.

"I would make a good president wouldn't I?" Miroku said smugly.

"Hey, what's that?" Inu Yasha said turning around to point out the window.

"I think I'm supposed to pull over, or I should stop."

"Hey, he's got red lights. I guess it means stop." InuYasha stated.

"OK!" Miroku stomped on the brakes, making the car lurch forward. "Are the red lights still there?"

"Yeah."

"Didn't we- whoa!" The police car hit their bumper from the sudden stop.

"I think I'm gonna puke." Miroku remarked. He quickly sat up straight as he saw the cop approach. "Act cool." He said to InuYasha. The cop knocked on the window and Miroku rolled down the window.

"Is there a problem officer?" Miroku said as close to normal as possible.

"Well maybe. I followed you and noticed you swervin' a bit. Not to mention the red light incident and stopping abruptly causing me to hit your car making me mess up the front of my car." The officer said calmly.

"So?" InuYasha broke in.

"I need you both to breath into this." He held up a drunk test to Miroku's mouth. He took a deep breath and breathed into it. It turned to 4. (A/N: If you're a 4 and below and don't past the test you get arrested. But if you're a 5 and above you automatically go to jail.)

"Can you say the alphabet?" the officer said questionly.

"Duh! ABCDEGHIKMNOQUZ7." Miroku said simply.

"Are you drunk?"

"Me? No!"

"I think you are, sir." The officer said calmly.

"WE SWEAR TO DRUNK, WE'RE NOT GOD!" InuYasha shouted suddenly. There was an awkward moment of silence.

"Wait..." Miroku said slowly.

"Dammitt Miroku! I told you getting' drunk wasn't a good idea!" InuYasha screeched, "WAIT! That's not true!"

"I think you boys should come with me."

"Damn." Miroku and InuYasha said in usion.

Well that's it for now! Flame or praise as long as you review! Please send suggestions and whatnot! Bye! DarkAngel777