In "Rehab"...wait...

My sister, LadyDragonStar, is helping me write my story because I suck at this.-DarkAngel777

"Hey, Miroku" InuYasha whispered to Miroku, "Do you think she'll come today?"

"Yes InuYasha I think she'll come today." Miroku said sarcastically. He learned to give InuYasha high hopes to help his low self-esteem.

(Where do prisoners eat? If any of you lovely people know, please.....TELLLLLL MMEEEEE!!!!) A/N LadyDragonStar

InuYasha and Miroku were in a cafeteria thing talking quietly. InuYasha squirmed around in his seat looking at the visitor's door. "Hey, is that Kikyou?" he asked to no one. His happy meter bar went immediately down as he watched another stranger walk in with her.

"By the Gods, you're actually not lying!" Miroku said in awe.

"I told you, I told you!" InuYasha said excitedly like a kid on Christmas.

"Who's that hot chick with her?" Miroku asked, entranced.

"Who cares? Kikyou came! KIKYOU! OVER HERE!" InuYasha shouted, suddenly jumping up and waving his arms like a wild thing.

"InuYasha," Miroku said warning.

"Bugger off Miroku! KIKYOU!"

"InuYasha!"

"KIKYOU!"

"You look like you're drowning in air!" Miroku announced.

"I think that's Yuaki and Harou." Kagome pointed to a half embarrassed boy, with an overly excited guy jumping up and down like a caveman.

"..Yeah...they do look desperate to get out, don't they?" Sango said sympathetically. "Oh boy..." they both sighed in unison. They walked over to them.

"Hey...Kikyou cut her hair and got weirder lookin'..." InuYasha calmed down and squinted to get a better look at Kikyou. "I....don't think that's her, InuYasha," Miroku stated. "Don't say that!" InuYasha shouted in anger. "I've waited two damn weeks for her to come n' visit me!" he continued, spitting on his friend.

"Don't be a sprinkler of emotions, geez," Miroku muttered angrily, wiping his face, "You can say your emotions, not spray them."

"Sorry," InuYasha apologized hastily. "Look they're coming this way!" They watched as the two girls made their way towards them, ignoring the stares they were receiving. A guard stopped them and chatted a bit. One of the girls pointed to InuYasha and Miroku. The guard nodded and pointed at a separate door. Another guard walked up to the excited boys.

"Come with me, you have visitors." He said. The two stood up and followed him to another door next to the one that the girls went through. InuYasha and Miroku saw around 10 phone booth like things, like the ones in the movies. The two girls were on the other side of the glass. The guard indicated to two booths. Quietly, both took their seats and picked up a phone.

"Kikyou, what took you so long?" InuYasha said instantly.

"Kikyou?" Kagome repeated a little confused.

"And what's with the hair, Kikyou? You cut and made it poofy...er..."

"What?? My name is Kagome,"

"Kagome? What kinda name is that?"

"A normal name for your information, InuYasha, unlike Kikyou, what kind of name is balloon flower, eh?"

"Feh, I knew you weren't her," InuYasha slumped in his seat. "Who are you, wench?"

"ARG!!! Kagome! Say it with me Ka-Go-Me!"

InuYasha sat in his chair, apparently annoyed by this stranger, as she repeated her name for the fifth time. "Who's the other girl?"

"My thoughts exactly!" Miroku said in his most charming voice.

"I loathe you already." Sango stated with venom dripping in her voice.

"Well I love you!" Miroku replied, laughing.

"Kagome, do we have todo this?" Sango whined like a child.

"Yes Sango! No matter how much we hate them we're here to introduce them back into society." Kagome said in a matter of a fact voice. "All right, we have a proposition for you."

"And that would be?" Miroku said lazily.

"I'm getting to that!" Kagome snapped. She took a deep breath before continuing. "We can get you both out of jail." Miroku and InuYasha cheered from behind the glass. "But you have some tests you must pass."

"Like SAT's?" InuYasha asked.

"No, to see if you're safe enough to be part of society again." Kagome said calmly. "Sango and I are part of a community service called 'Help Us'. We help other drug addicted people to quit and introduce them back into society. We raise money to bail people like you out and provide you with things to get back on track to a new start on life."

"So... are we gonna get out or what?" Inu asked impatiently.

"InuYasha! What he means is that, when are we to leave and how are we getting home?" Miroku said politely.

"Hold on a sec." Sango said and dove into her messenger bag and retrieved some important looking documents. She skimmed through them and her face crossed into a look of panic. Quickly, she motioned to Kagome and pointed to a section on the paper. Miroku and InuYasha watched in curiosity as her face fell as well. Kagome called the guard over and started talking to him. He shook his head which caused Kagome to stomp her foot. He shook his head again. Kagome took her seat and shakily picked up the phone.

"It seems as though you will be coming with us." Sango sighed miserably.

"Go get your stuff." Kagome said with false cheerness. InuYasha and Miroku exchanged glances and followed the guard out.

Miroku Inu

"We're leaving!" Miroku cheered as he threw his bookbag over his shoulder.

"I wander what they were so freaked out about?" InuYasha wondered aloud.

"Who cares? We're leaving with hot chicks taking us home!" Miroku laughed while waiting for InuYasha to catch up with him at the door. When Inu did, he put a hand on his shoulder. "Well my friend. We may have been here for only 2 weeks, but I'm glad to get goin'." He gave InuYasha a 'manly' one armed hug and walked out the door dramaticly. Kagome and Sango were waiting for them outside next to a mini stylish black SUV (A/N: is there such a thing? DA777)

"Get in." Sango growled.

im bored so im just gonna go. Thanks to ExDemon 4 my 1st review and im hopin for many more. O, and the line is were LDS stopped helping me. Ja ne!

DarkAngel777