Highway to Hell

A/N This is Lady Dragon Star typing right now, he he!

InuYasha and Miroku stared out the mini SUV's window (and dear younger sister, I do think there is such thing) Grins plastered on their dirty faces. "Home, home, home, home, hhoooooommmeee!" they chanted in union bobbing up a down in excitement.

. "Hey, did it hurt?" Miroku asked Sango in the passenger seat. "Did what hurt?" She sneered. "You falling from heaven," Miroku grinned. "Shit...a pervert..." Kagome growled. "..." sango's face reddened in annoyance. "Aww...she's blushing..!" InuYasha cooed. "Make Kikyou do it! I could never make her blush as deep as Sango," InuYasha pronounced Sango's name wrong. "Sango you fucking retard!" Sango yelled. "And my name is KAGOME!!!!" Kagome yelled. Bu the two boys completely ignored them. "I saw your dad last night," Miroku giggled. "That sounded so gay." Sango whispered to Kagome. "I saw him stealing stars and putting them in your eyes," he continued. "I don't sparkle, and for your information, I'm cold hearted," Kagome growled, slamming the breaks, causing InuYasha and Miroku smashing their heads on the seats. "HA HA!" the two girls laughed, and continued driving, laughing madly.

(A/N: since when have I been dear little sister? It's usually fatso or big fat wench. Whatever. I'm writing now so, um. Deal with it if you don't like me.)

"Hey, this isn't the way home." InuYasha sneered to Kagome. "You were supposed to make that turn 2 streets ago."

"We are going home." Sango growled.

"No, you're going home. You past ours." Miroku said calmly, "Or is it that you want us with you...?" he trailed off causally. All of them gagged except for Miroku as Kagome pulled over and screeched to a stop.

"Listen," Kagome said in a calm but lethal voice, "You're living with us until the Partners think you're stable enough to be released back into society." InuYasha and Miroku looked at each other with blank expressions, and then roared with laughter.

"That was a good one!" Miroku said while wiping the tears from his eyes, "What are we, homicidal maniacs!?"

"Hey!" Johnny said who just happened to be walking by shouted in offense and walked off again.

"OK..." InuYasha said, "Now turn around and get us home." Sango sighed, irritated.

"Look, you're, sadly, living with us for ..." she gulped nervously. "A year." She shuddered as InuYasha winced, Kagome gagged, and Miroku had a silly little grin playing on his face.

A/N (Funny, Funny...now it's MY turn) Lady Dragon Star

"What!? A year!?" InuYasha shouted, slamming his fist into the seat. "Hey! We don't have a choice!" Kagome shot back. "Besides! We're pinning it all on you!" Sango yelled.

"It's your fault for drinking! Then going out to drive!"

"Hey! How were we supposed to know we weren't suppose to drink then drive!? We were too drunk to remember that rule!" InuYasha yelled back. "Come on, Miroku! Back me up here," InuYasha sharply elbowed Miroku in the ribs. "Ow," Miroku shook his head and glanced at InuYasha. "What did I do?" he asked, massaging his now bruised ribs. "EW...Kagome...he drooled on the seat..." Sango whined. "Oh, great, two perverts, who are apparently not house, trained," Kagome sighed once more. "Is that all you two do? Is whine whine whine, whine, whine, whine?" InuYasha complained. "Shut up you dog!" Kagome snapped. She pulled into the apartment parking lot. "We're here," The girls sighed. "What? We have to live in a nasty old apartment now?" InuYasha growled. "InuYasha, be nice, this is better than what was in rehab," Miroku whispered. "Feh," InuYasha crossed his arm, slinging his pack over his shoulder in the process.

(DA777 is now writing. And yes I think it was quite funny.)

"Hey, for your information these apartments are quite nice and some of them are almost as expensive as houses." Sango said in a matter-of- fact tone.

"But not your apartment now is it?" InuYasha sneered and opened the door and stepped out of the vehicle.

"You got to admit, he is right about that and you did sound a little nerdish." Kagome pointed out. Sango snorted and got out of the car. Kagome sighed and popped the trunk open and followed suit. Miroku smirked and got his bag out and followed his new roommates into the apartment building.

ENOUGH! I must read other fanfics! Thanks 4 the reviews!