His Worst Nightmare
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh or any of the wonderful, drop-dead-gorgeous Yugioh characters.
Authors Note: This is my first (short) one-shot. Read, review and enjoy!
Thunder rumbled. Wet, huge droplets of rain clashed against the window's surface. It was ever-so dark in an ever-so quiet Halloween night. Joey Wheeler, the handsome, blonde haired teenager, admits that this Halloween was the worse. No kids rang his doorbell, threw eggs, or wrapped toilet paper around him.
Now that wasn't any fun. No matter how much tempers flared at the annoying tykes, deep inside, he appreciated the lovable but negative attention. After all, the costumes and scary stories last once a year! Same as Christmas – even if his love interest (if he may call it), Mai had to give him coal.
Things with Mai Valentine were the same as always. We meet, tease and leave. Nothing special; nothing romantic: just— well, normal. Same old stuff, we act like little kids and end up pulling each others' hair (eh, actually mines for the most part). I know I got to stand tall and ask her on a date or something, but tell me: how? How should I do it? Should I be suave, hard-to-get, tough, or romantic?
Ugh. Romance. It gets to me. I don't understand it but somehow, I want it. It's like the temptation to drink when you're not supposed to, you know. Of all the girls who fall in love with me (all right, all right. It's a lie. That's all Mr. Moneybags.), Mai Valentine's the only girl who makes me feel this way. Like, I get all flushed, sweaty, and nervous when I see her—
"— AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Serenity! That was Serenity. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I go to her bedroom but she's not there. Where the heck is she?
Moans. Moans?!? Damn, now don't tell me ghosts are here!
"Please..." I heard her very faintly. I tried my hardest to trace her voice. If some ghost thinks attacking my sister is funny, then he should think again! No one messes with the Wheelers!
Next, I heard her giggling. Wait. What was that? A— a...man's laughter too? What the—
Her closet opened to reveal . . .
No.
Hell no.
Over my dead body!!!
"Get your freakin' hands of'a her!?!"
Some Dracula with a huge cape is molesting with my sister! And in her closet?!?
Her head pecked out, and when she saw me, she squeaked, "Oh...my...god."
I couldn't take this. As long as this nasty freak's got his hands and lips on my sister, I'll officially welcome him . . . the Joey way. So I pull him away and turned to see his full face –
"KAIBA!?!"
He smirked, just like Dracula. "Trick or treat, mutt."
I think I fainted after that because when I woke up – thinking it was the worst nightmare ever – I found Kaiba holding my sister. And to think, she even smiled and giggled like em' fan girls! I swear . . . someone's got some explaining to do . . .
End.
Authoress Notes: I'm not sure if this was scary enough but I thought it was ridiculously funny for Halloween. Oh I dunno... Please review!
-InnoscenTorn
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