"Get out of my way, Mudblood."

"Oooh, harsh, Malfoy. I'm hurt, really I am."

Draco Malfoy rolled his eyes and pushed past Hermione Granger to get into the Great Hall.

"Be careful!" she called after him in a spooky imitation of Trelawney. "I'm a witch, everything comes back three fold!"

----Happy Halloween----

So there they sat. All waiting for their Halloween breakfast. Quite boring. Why wasn't the food coming?

Draco Malfoy huffed impatiently and waved a bat away with his hand. Not smart.

Apparently bats don't like being brushed away so casually, for the same bat, followed by about ten others swooped down upon the Slytherin table. Malfoy screamed and dove under the table.

The bats swooped under and began clawing at Malfoy's robes. He screamed and jumped up…while still under the table.

The bats wouldn't leave, however, and Malfoy crawled out from under the table, waving frantically at the bats and yelling for Crabbe and Goyle to: Bloody punch them or something!!!

But Crabbe and Goyle just looked at Malfoy stupidly, then to each other, then back to Malfoy.

He had finally gotten his wish. All eyes were on him. He was the focus of attention.

The bats left momentarily and Malfoy looked up, pointed, and laughed at them. Again, not smart.

For now, all the bats dove down and started attacking Malfoy. He screamed an unnaturally girly high pitched scream and ran out of the Great Hall, batting at the bats (excuse the pun) all the way.

----Happy Halloween----

Over at the Ravenclaw table there was a mixed reaction. Some sat staring, some laughed, and some went back to eating like nothing had happened.

Over at the Hufflepuff table everyone sat in silence, staring at the doors Malfoy had disappeared into.

The Slytherin table too sat in silence. There was some whispering and a bit of snickering. All was done quietly, except for Pansy Parkinson, who was sobbing uncontrollably that her boyfriend was possessed.

Over to the Head table, Snape stood quickly and rushed out of the room, followed by Dumbledore. McGonagall was trying to suppress laughter and keep a stern concerned face, a battle she was quickly losing, and Trelawney turned to all the teachers around her, claiming she had seen such a scene coming in her crystal ball the previous night. When asked why she didn't do anything about it she merely looked at them, astonished, and told them that one with a gift such as she can not stop the ways of life.

Over at the Gryffindor table Lavender and Parvati were still staring at the place where Draco usually sat, appalled. Harry, Seamus and Dean were not trying to hide their peals of laughter. Ron was trying to stop choking on the mouthful of eggs he had been eating. And Ginny was congratulating Hermione on a job well done.

"Wherever did you learn that spell?" she asked her.

Hermione grinned. "I found it in a book called How to Hallucinate, under the chapter: Halloween Hallucinations. What a git…thinking it was Halloween like that…"

----Happy Halloween----

Well…heh, whatcha think? I was pissed off and I decided to take in out on Malfoy.

Happy Halloween all! Don't get in too much trouble!