Woodchuck
By: Azurian Dreamer
Disclaimer: I no own. Got it? Good.
Summary: The Major is baffled. Drabble.
Woodchuck
I've been places in my lifetime. Spain. Antarctica. Greece. I was born in America. I've even been outside my home planet. In, what I'm told, is a wormhole. For apple worms. Except the confines of that trip were unlike any apple I've ever been in. Not that I've been in any apples. None I could tell you about, anyways. The point is, I've been places and I've seen exciting things. Those things have raised questions. Still, I've found no question that's baffled me more than this one: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?