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The Lady's Man
Evening came again and Dracula heaved himself out of his coffin to start another night.
As he was making his way to the door to hunt for breakfast, a young vampire passed him.
"Evenin' Vlady!" said the vampire in an overly cheerful voice.
"Mhuughagh," grunted Dracula. His eyes widened as he did a quick double take. Pulling his son back by his shoulder, he stared at him.
It was Vladislaus 1, except with, well, blond hair! Then he realised who it was.
It was Vladislaus 13!
The dinner plate size glasses were gone, leaving him nothing short of identical to his brother, apart from the hair colour.
"Wha... Sinc... Whe... Huh...?" said Dracula, stumbling over his words as he had not got over the shock of his least favorite son looking so similar to his favorite.
"Ever heard of contacts, Vlady?"
"Wha..?"
"If that's all you've got to say, I'm afraid I can't stand here listening to you, for I have a very pressing engagement I must attend to." With that he left, leaving a very confused and befuddled Dracula.
"What? Why is he so happy?" Dracula asked no one in particular, "He's not allowed to be so happy!"
"Father!" A voice behind Dracula made him jump, startled.
"Oh, Vladislaus 1, my son. What troubles you?"
"It's what troubles you I'm talking about." Vladislaus 1 said, a scowl across his face. "One name, then I'll leave you to figure it out for yourself."
"Yes!" Dracula pressed on.
"Alexia Goodheart." Saying no more, Vladislaus 1 took off to feed.
"Alexia Goodheart.......Alexia Goodheart........Alexia-"
"Still haven't figured it out yet?" Vlaislaus 1 said when he had returned from feeding.
"Alexia, Alexia. Isn't that a girls name,"
"You're getting somewhere....ok you need some more help don't you?"
Dracula bowed his head and nodded, "Yes," he muttered.
"Alright, come with me."
Vladislaus 1 led his father to the other side of the castle to where Vladislaus 13's coffin was situated. Dracula glanced around the room. The half finished science project was on a table in the corner and the bookcase was so full that the shelves were collapsing.
Vladislaus 1 heaved off the lid of the coffin and sighed in relief to find it was empty.
All over the inside walls of the coffin were phrases and words like, 'Vladislaus 13 and Alexia forever' and 'The Vlad Man loves Alexia".
Vladislaus 1 reached underneath the pillow and produced a photo of his younger brother (without his glasses) and a very pretty vampiress with red hair and huge blue eyes. Vladislaus 13 had his arms around the girl's waist and both were grinning like maniacs.
Dracula still looked confused.
"You still haven't got it have you?"
"She's his......" Dracula paused for a moment to think, "Science partner?"
Vladislaus 1 stared blankly at his dad, "I am so glad I got my mother's brains," then he suddenly burst out, "SHE'S HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!"
Dracula stood there for a minute trying to take it in, then, he burst into fits of laughter, "You know," he gasped, "I could have sworn you just said she was his girlfriend!"
"I did say that."
Dracula stopped laughing at once, "You're not kidding are you?" he said slowly.
Vladislaus 1 smirked and shook his head, but before Dracula could explode, the smirk vanished and he held a finger to his lips, "Shhhhh!"
Dracula heard it now too....footsteps coming towards them.
"Quick!" hissed Vladislaus 1, "Hide!"
Vladislaus 13 entered his room, a grin plastered on his face. He looked over to his science project.
"Right where I left you." he sighed.
From the other side of the room inside the closet Dracula muttered, "He's talking to his science project? What a freak!"
This act was greeted by a large kick from Vladislaus 1.
Vladislaus 13's attention was then drawn to his coffin. The lid was lying beside it and the picture that was usually kept under his pillow was lying at his feet.
"Not where I left you," he muttered, confusion and the tiniest bit of fear lacing his voice.
Meanwhile, inside the closet, the father and son were praying to the Devil that soon Vladislaus 13 would leave.
Their prayers were answered when, Vladislaus 13, realizing what had happened, fled from the room to try and catch the culprit who had discovered his beloved Alexia.
As soon as he had left the room the other two tumbled out of the closet. Dracula picked himself up quickly and said frantically, "He is not supposed to have a girlfriend! He is not allowed to have a steady girlfriend, not before you at any rate!"
Vladislaus said to himself, "Who says I don't?" before answering his father.
"You really have been living in the dark, haven't you? Because I can tell you this, Vladislaus 13 is defiantly a lady's man!"
A.N. We think that Vladislaus 13 and Alexia are soooo cute!!! Ugh! Did we really just say that? If there is anyone out there called Alexia Goodheart, we would really love to hear from you! Thorney & Sweetdeath04
The Lady's Man
Evening came again and Dracula heaved himself out of his coffin to start another night.
As he was making his way to the door to hunt for breakfast, a young vampire passed him.
"Evenin' Vlady!" said the vampire in an overly cheerful voice.
"Mhuughagh," grunted Dracula. His eyes widened as he did a quick double take. Pulling his son back by his shoulder, he stared at him.
It was Vladislaus 1, except with, well, blond hair! Then he realised who it was.
It was Vladislaus 13!
The dinner plate size glasses were gone, leaving him nothing short of identical to his brother, apart from the hair colour.
"Wha... Sinc... Whe... Huh...?" said Dracula, stumbling over his words as he had not got over the shock of his least favorite son looking so similar to his favorite.
"Ever heard of contacts, Vlady?"
"Wha..?"
"If that's all you've got to say, I'm afraid I can't stand here listening to you, for I have a very pressing engagement I must attend to." With that he left, leaving a very confused and befuddled Dracula.
"What? Why is he so happy?" Dracula asked no one in particular, "He's not allowed to be so happy!"
"Father!" A voice behind Dracula made him jump, startled.
"Oh, Vladislaus 1, my son. What troubles you?"
"It's what troubles you I'm talking about." Vladislaus 1 said, a scowl across his face. "One name, then I'll leave you to figure it out for yourself."
"Yes!" Dracula pressed on.
"Alexia Goodheart." Saying no more, Vladislaus 1 took off to feed.
"Alexia Goodheart.......Alexia Goodheart........Alexia-"
"Still haven't figured it out yet?" Vlaislaus 1 said when he had returned from feeding.
"Alexia, Alexia. Isn't that a girls name,"
"You're getting somewhere....ok you need some more help don't you?"
Dracula bowed his head and nodded, "Yes," he muttered.
"Alright, come with me."
Vladislaus 1 led his father to the other side of the castle to where Vladislaus 13's coffin was situated. Dracula glanced around the room. The half finished science project was on a table in the corner and the bookcase was so full that the shelves were collapsing.
Vladislaus 1 heaved off the lid of the coffin and sighed in relief to find it was empty.
All over the inside walls of the coffin were phrases and words like, 'Vladislaus 13 and Alexia forever' and 'The Vlad Man loves Alexia".
Vladislaus 1 reached underneath the pillow and produced a photo of his younger brother (without his glasses) and a very pretty vampiress with red hair and huge blue eyes. Vladislaus 13 had his arms around the girl's waist and both were grinning like maniacs.
Dracula still looked confused.
"You still haven't got it have you?"
"She's his......" Dracula paused for a moment to think, "Science partner?"
Vladislaus 1 stared blankly at his dad, "I am so glad I got my mother's brains," then he suddenly burst out, "SHE'S HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!"
Dracula stood there for a minute trying to take it in, then, he burst into fits of laughter, "You know," he gasped, "I could have sworn you just said she was his girlfriend!"
"I did say that."
Dracula stopped laughing at once, "You're not kidding are you?" he said slowly.
Vladislaus 1 smirked and shook his head, but before Dracula could explode, the smirk vanished and he held a finger to his lips, "Shhhhh!"
Dracula heard it now too....footsteps coming towards them.
"Quick!" hissed Vladislaus 1, "Hide!"
Vladislaus 13 entered his room, a grin plastered on his face. He looked over to his science project.
"Right where I left you." he sighed.
From the other side of the room inside the closet Dracula muttered, "He's talking to his science project? What a freak!"
This act was greeted by a large kick from Vladislaus 1.
Vladislaus 13's attention was then drawn to his coffin. The lid was lying beside it and the picture that was usually kept under his pillow was lying at his feet.
"Not where I left you," he muttered, confusion and the tiniest bit of fear lacing his voice.
Meanwhile, inside the closet, the father and son were praying to the Devil that soon Vladislaus 13 would leave.
Their prayers were answered when, Vladislaus 13, realizing what had happened, fled from the room to try and catch the culprit who had discovered his beloved Alexia.
As soon as he had left the room the other two tumbled out of the closet. Dracula picked himself up quickly and said frantically, "He is not supposed to have a girlfriend! He is not allowed to have a steady girlfriend, not before you at any rate!"
Vladislaus said to himself, "Who says I don't?" before answering his father.
"You really have been living in the dark, haven't you? Because I can tell you this, Vladislaus 13 is defiantly a lady's man!"
A.N. We think that Vladislaus 13 and Alexia are soooo cute!!! Ugh! Did we really just say that? If there is anyone out there called Alexia Goodheart, we would really love to hear from you! Thorney & Sweetdeath04