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Meat the Vampire
It took Dracula a week to get over the shock of Vladislaus 13 having a girlfriend before Vladislaus 1. Eventually, though, he managed to recover enough to confront his son.
In a nutshell, all that he really yelled was, "YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO SEE HER!!! HOW DARE YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE VLADISLAUS 1!!!" This was repeated several hundred times, until Dracula had to take a breath. It was here that Vladislaus 13 managed to get in a word.
"What do you mean, 'before Vladislaus 1'?"
"The oldest, or most important, should always start dating first! And I won't allow Vladislaus 1 to start dating for another five years at least!"
"What are you talking about? Vladislaus 1 already has a girlfriend! Her name is Blake! He's been going out with her for nearly two years!"
Dracula didn't say anything. He just looked astounded at his son.
"Yeah," continued Vladislaus 13. "Most of us have a girlfriend or a boyfriend. Vladislaus 3224 has a really great relationship going on at the moment!"
Dracula found his voice after hearing this. "But he's in KINDERGARTEN!!!" he shrieked.
"So?"
"People are marrying young these days." A new voice entered the conversation. Vladislaus 1 had yet again made his father jump by coming up behind him.
"Father, do you have a nervous twitch or something, because you jump every time I speak?"
Dracula growled in response. "You're not one to be mouthing off! Do you want to tell me more about this Blake girl?"
Vladislaus 1 turned to his younger brother, grinning broadly and showing the remainders of his last meal. He pointed at his brother and made a movement as to show a stake being put through his heart.
Vladislaus 13 whimpered and fled from the room.
"NO! You come back here!" Both Dracula and Vladislaus 1 yelled in exactly the same tone, but only one took action. Vladislaus 1 sprinted after his brother, a look of increasing madness on his face.
Dracula might have followed, but instead he sat down and shook his head saying,
"I am really getting too old for this!"
He couldn't believe he had agreed to it. Alexia and Blake were due any minute. What exactly he had agreed to was a huge dinner party. Most of the guests were his own children.
Alexia was first to arrive. She was wearing clothes that wouldn't have made her look out of place among the contestants of a Wimbledon match.
"Alexia Goodheart at your service," she said with a curtsey. She held out her hand. Dracula looked at it and blinked. Alexia looked up.
"Okkkk!" she said, drawing back her hand.
Dracula was saved from anymore embarrassment by Vladislaus 13 who came and offered his arm to his girlfriend.
"Oh Vladislaus!" She squealed in delight. "You're such a gentleman!"
As they passed, Vladislaus 13 winked at his father. At that, Dracula rushed to the nearest bathroom and was violently sick.
He retuned much paler than usual to find Blake Nightshade walking through the front door without knocking or ringing the doorbell.
"You're late," he said, looking down at the girl. She was wearing a black hooded sweater with a skull and crossbones across the front. Her trousers, Dracula decided, were not fit for public viewing, as they were incredibly baggy and covered in silver zips, studs, chains and buckles. Her hair was black with purple streaks in it and her face was whiter than was natural for a vampire due to all the white makeup. She also had on dark purple lipstick and eye shadow. Black mascara covered her eyelashes.
"Actually, I'm fashionably late," she said with a slight drawl to her voice. It was then he noticed the piercing through her tongue.
Vladislaus 1 slid down the banister, coming to a halt beside Blake. Imitating Vladislaus 13, he held out his arm for her.
In response she smacked him around the back of the head, hard. She then said,
"Don't be such a fancy-pants, you great dumb ass!"
"Alright," he said sheepishly, "The dining hall is this way." Blake strode forward, with Vladislaus 1 following like a love sick puppy.
When they were almost out of ear shot, Dracula could have sworn he heard Blake say,
"So who's the freak at the door? Some kinda' servant?"
A.N. We would also like to hear from anyone called Blake. We hope you enjoyed this rather dead end chapter, but we needed to introduce another two characters. Sweetdeath04 & Thorney
Meat the Vampire
It took Dracula a week to get over the shock of Vladislaus 13 having a girlfriend before Vladislaus 1. Eventually, though, he managed to recover enough to confront his son.
In a nutshell, all that he really yelled was, "YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO SEE HER!!! HOW DARE YOU GET A GIRLFRIEND BEFORE VLADISLAUS 1!!!" This was repeated several hundred times, until Dracula had to take a breath. It was here that Vladislaus 13 managed to get in a word.
"What do you mean, 'before Vladislaus 1'?"
"The oldest, or most important, should always start dating first! And I won't allow Vladislaus 1 to start dating for another five years at least!"
"What are you talking about? Vladislaus 1 already has a girlfriend! Her name is Blake! He's been going out with her for nearly two years!"
Dracula didn't say anything. He just looked astounded at his son.
"Yeah," continued Vladislaus 13. "Most of us have a girlfriend or a boyfriend. Vladislaus 3224 has a really great relationship going on at the moment!"
Dracula found his voice after hearing this. "But he's in KINDERGARTEN!!!" he shrieked.
"So?"
"People are marrying young these days." A new voice entered the conversation. Vladislaus 1 had yet again made his father jump by coming up behind him.
"Father, do you have a nervous twitch or something, because you jump every time I speak?"
Dracula growled in response. "You're not one to be mouthing off! Do you want to tell me more about this Blake girl?"
Vladislaus 1 turned to his younger brother, grinning broadly and showing the remainders of his last meal. He pointed at his brother and made a movement as to show a stake being put through his heart.
Vladislaus 13 whimpered and fled from the room.
"NO! You come back here!" Both Dracula and Vladislaus 1 yelled in exactly the same tone, but only one took action. Vladislaus 1 sprinted after his brother, a look of increasing madness on his face.
Dracula might have followed, but instead he sat down and shook his head saying,
"I am really getting too old for this!"
He couldn't believe he had agreed to it. Alexia and Blake were due any minute. What exactly he had agreed to was a huge dinner party. Most of the guests were his own children.
Alexia was first to arrive. She was wearing clothes that wouldn't have made her look out of place among the contestants of a Wimbledon match.
"Alexia Goodheart at your service," she said with a curtsey. She held out her hand. Dracula looked at it and blinked. Alexia looked up.
"Okkkk!" she said, drawing back her hand.
Dracula was saved from anymore embarrassment by Vladislaus 13 who came and offered his arm to his girlfriend.
"Oh Vladislaus!" She squealed in delight. "You're such a gentleman!"
As they passed, Vladislaus 13 winked at his father. At that, Dracula rushed to the nearest bathroom and was violently sick.
He retuned much paler than usual to find Blake Nightshade walking through the front door without knocking or ringing the doorbell.
"You're late," he said, looking down at the girl. She was wearing a black hooded sweater with a skull and crossbones across the front. Her trousers, Dracula decided, were not fit for public viewing, as they were incredibly baggy and covered in silver zips, studs, chains and buckles. Her hair was black with purple streaks in it and her face was whiter than was natural for a vampire due to all the white makeup. She also had on dark purple lipstick and eye shadow. Black mascara covered her eyelashes.
"Actually, I'm fashionably late," she said with a slight drawl to her voice. It was then he noticed the piercing through her tongue.
Vladislaus 1 slid down the banister, coming to a halt beside Blake. Imitating Vladislaus 13, he held out his arm for her.
In response she smacked him around the back of the head, hard. She then said,
"Don't be such a fancy-pants, you great dumb ass!"
"Alright," he said sheepishly, "The dining hall is this way." Blake strode forward, with Vladislaus 1 following like a love sick puppy.
When they were almost out of ear shot, Dracula could have sworn he heard Blake say,
"So who's the freak at the door? Some kinda' servant?"
A.N. We would also like to hear from anyone called Blake. We hope you enjoyed this rather dead end chapter, but we needed to introduce another two characters. Sweetdeath04 & Thorney