Disclaimer: If wishes were fishes, pigs would fly. Or something like that. I wish I owned Sora, cuz he's cute and cuddly.
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Weird Lately
by Queen of the Insects and Attaasa
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-Close up of Sora's face, and weird background sound effects-
Sora: I've been having these wet dreams lately. Like me and Riku being for real, even though we're not.
Director: CUT! Sora! Those aren't your lines! And what was that about you and Riku?
Sora: Ummm, nothing. Sorry.
Director: Let's try this again.
-Again, close up of Sora-
Sora: I've been having these weird thoughts lately. Like are Kairi's boobs for real, or not?
Director: CUT! Cripes Sora, what's wrong with you?! Ok, scrap the close up, guys. We're going to have Sora read his lines and do something else for the visual.
So the people working on visuals decide to show a clip of Sora falling and then have the screen black and show some of the words Sora says and fade them and make it look cool. And Sora is given a copy of the script and he reads his lines correctly. And then the really cool opening scene to the song Simple and Clean by Utada Hikaru happens.
Later,
after all the filming, Riku approached Sora. "Hey," he said, smiling.
"I heard you mess up earlier. What exactly was it that you meant by 'Me
and Riku being for real, even though we're not'?"
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A/N: My friend and I made this up one day when we were on a caffeine high. So flame all you want. And Happy Halloween to y'all.