Spike,
Dawn truly has too much power over us these days. First she roped Xander and now me into writing this absurd letter to you; which I am half sure you will never read. Half sure only because Buffy has defied death about twenty times now. New watchers council is being set up; even scarier is that they put me as the head of it. I have to say; they don't approve of chaining disobedient slayers in bathtubs. Passions was canceled; don't cry now. On behalf of you I sent of letter containing many of your favorite obscenities to the producers. I signed it- William the Bloody. I never liked you. I'm quite sure you knew and know that. People seem to believe that being British automatically means you have a stick up your arse; any stick up my arse was firmly placed their by our favorite slayer (who if she isn't trying to save me, is almost giving me a heart attack). Dating some bloke named the Immortal. Have to say I dislike him almost as much as I did you. Almost. Bloody ingrate, if you ask me. Dawn doesn't like him either. Every time him and Buffy leave together she cracks one joke or another about how Buffy's a reverse petifile; dating guys a hundred times her age. She's doing better. O.k. that's a lie. She's worse, Spike, she misses you. It's quite amusing actually. Andrew seems to be infatuated with her; and she just laughs and walks away. Still hung up on you, always was. I'm terrified for her…sometimes…I wish that you hadn't died. Just for her sake of course, lord knows I wouldn't want to face your wrath when you heard that Passions was being canceled.
-Rupert Giles
A/n: Just a quick one. Who else do you want to see letters from? Gimmie a request and I'll give it to you. Oh and about Spike finding the letters; just wait and see.