April's Fool
A Hellsing fan fiction
Chapter 2
By Torahiko
I do not own Hellsing or anything inherent therein. Please review!

"Surprised, Alucard?" Integra sneered, her face feigning a look of shock soon after. "Oh, and to think I nearly forgot that you are painfully allergic to silver..." The sneer returned, curving the corners of her lips, and Integra's icy blue eyes danced over him with glee of what she could do. She wrapped a few coils of the thin whip around the palm of her hand as she knelt down over him, her other hand supporting her weight. "Poor thing..." She cooed sarcastically, and she brought the silvered hand to cup his cheek. Alucard snarled with the pain and snapped his head away, the blood-red of his half-lidded eyes locked onto hers and nearly boiled with spite. Integra kept her hold on his face, however, pushing the whip harder into his dead skin, her sneer breaking into a sadistic grin. Alucard bared his fangs and hissed venomously at her, his eyes narrowing into snake-like slits, and the image almost made Integra retract her hand out of instinct.

"Ice bitch!" He bitterly murmured as he attempted again to move his limbs, grunting with the effort, but with no reward. "Alright, Hellsing, so what next?" He leered at her, ignoring the pain long enough to give Integra one of his typically sultry smirks. "Here you have your pet incapacitated and going nowhere soon...what's the plan? What sweet revenge do you have in mind..." He paused, his tongue creeping out to dampen his lips as he stared at her through his unruly black locks.

"Wouldn't you love to know?" Integra whispered as she slowly climbed on top of him, her knees resting on either side of his hips. She felt more than heard a deep rumble of a purr emit from the creature beneath her, and part of her shivered because of it. She slinked over him in a way that most felines would envy, and she finally rested herself on top of his clothed chest, her elbows holding her weight. Integra loosened the whip from her hand and quickly curled the rope around Alucard's long neck, and she laughed as he squirmed.

"You know very well that I don't enjoy things around my neck..." He grumbled when she finished, having no choice but to lay his head against the floor because of her weight. His eyes followed her hand as it gripped the handle, but on the path back up to her face, they became snagged at her breasts. They were pinned underneath her in such a way that certainly doubled her cleavage, and he ran his tongue over his lips again with a sudden desire to bite into the sweet mounds of flesh.

"Ah, but tonight is not about you, is it, Alucard?" Integra smirked as she raised her free hand to cup his cheek again, her thumb lying against his mouth. She half expected him to sneak his tongue against the digit, but she certainly did not expect his fangs to leap out with a twist of his head and bite the butt of her palm. She cried out, half from the pain and half from the shock of it, and she wrenched her hand so it harshly tightened the silver coils around his neck, cradling her injured hand. Alucard roared with the acidic constriction, and he began laughing anew.

"Yes, Master! More pain! Give me more!" He cackled as he licked his teeth and lips, savoring the divine blood. Integra growled as she impulsively slapped him with her wounded hand, and he laughed harder. His tongue extended from the depths of his mouth and began lapping at the streaks of blood that were left on his cheek, another deep purr pulsing inside him.

Integra's next move made certain that Alucard stopped laughing.

She grunted as she pushed herself forward, and her mouth dove to his neck, her teeth bared and ready to claim the dead flesh. Claim she did, and Alucard's whole body froze with the peculiarly pleasant sensation, his eyes shutting quickly as he grit his teeth. Integra clamped her teeth down into his neck and let her tongue slide over the cold skin, the taste of it half enough to make her nauseas, but this didn't stop her. A whisper of a moan escaped Alucard's lips, and he found himself willingly pressing up against her mouth while his arms strained to reach up and grip her closer. Integra's hand left the whip for a moment and worked to undo the buttons of his shirt, and she finally parted the fabric and explored the cool skin with her own. Her mouth bit down harder as a show of approval of his taut, toned frame, and this inspired a more confident moan to slip from Alucard.

"It seems...as though the desire to drink...is stronger than you let on, Master." He murmured, chuckling as he nuzzled his cheek against her, and he groaned when he felt the whip-rope pull tighter around his throat, causing him to cough lightly. "Understood...no talking..." A wide grin splayed across his face when Integra finally pulled away and unabashedly licked her lips two inches away from his mouth, and he laughed as he echoed in her mind 'All the better to suck me with...' She smirked, the voice sending another shiver through her, and she shook her head as if to say 'naughty naughty thing', to which Alucard responded aloud, "Just the way you like me, Master."

"It's funny how we rub off on each other..." Integra smirked again as she ran her hands through his midnight hair, noting the surprising silky texture of it, her own white-blonde hair pooling around him, and she jerked his head up to hover treacherously close to her chest. She heard a delicate gasp slip from the greedy creature underneath her, and she laughed as she watched his tongue struggle to taste her skin, as she watched the rubies glow with feral desire. The beating of her heart, so close to his lips at that point, was near unbearable, and she sighed as she pressed his head closer, bridging the space. A ragged moan wrenched itself from his throat, as he tasted the salty sweat, as he felt the pulse against the tender flesh of his tongue, but as soon as his craving for the second taste began, she pushed him away.

"Mmm...tease..." He purred loudly as his heavy-lidded eyes locked with hers. His tongue crudely slid all around his lips, and Integra shook her head once more.

"Not for much longer..." She smirked seductively and shimmied down his length, her hands unbinding the whip from his neck. She paused once it had been freed and admired the several lines that had etched themselves into his skin, and, sitting on his knees, she began undoing the clasps of his pants. To this, Alucard raised a curious eyebrow, not sure if she would fulfill his earlier half-hearted wish. Little doubt remained when he felt Integra's smooth hands grip and pull out his heated length, and he found himself fighting for breath, as best a vampire could, when the cold air of the room stroked it. All seven throbbing inches of it.

Integra couldn't tear her eyes away from him. She had to admit to herself that it was indeed impressive. Of course he had always hinted and bragged, but now she saw how he could confidently handle such large guns. She finally averted her gaze, searching his face, and she found his face frozen in a sort of torturous needy impatience. His brows were knitted together and his eyes stared almost pleadingly at her hands, and his lips were slightly parted. The look was distinctly human, that of weak, powerless desire. She bit down on her lip, a deep shudder coursing through her at the riveting image. He heard the beat of her heart accelerate, and he tore his eyes away and up to her face.

Perfect submission.

She slipped off his legs and slid to lie beside him, and her hand reclaimed her new whip in its grasp. She hovered her mouth close to Alucard's ear, and she whispered tauntingly to him. "Alucard...Alucard...what do you wish to feel..." She felt him shiver when she ran her hand over his abdomen and towards the trembling flesh, and his voice was husky in its sigh. He bit his lip now, and she pressed one finger against his mouth. "Open." He parted his lips, and she slipped the tip of it against his tongue. "Suck." She purred as he fervently lapped and suckled the digit, and the sensation of his fangs against her skin made her shudder. "Alucard...bite. Gently." She felt the tip of one prick her finger, and a tremor worked through her. He moaned softly as his eyes glided open, the look in them that of drunken bliss, and he didn't seem to notice the silver rope curl limply around the base of him. The handle of the whip rested itself on his stomach, and his eyes flew open when he felt her hand grip him again and firmly slide down every inch before pulling back up again. He growled loudly as he sucked harder on her finger, his blood eyes hidden under shut lids again. He felt her hand travel his length again, and he strained to lift his hips to the movement, his mouth gaping as he shuddered.

"It's been so long...since I felt hands...not my own..." He gasped and groaned as she continued her idle torture, and she forced her finger against his tongue again, around which he immediately clamped his lips and sucked with a new fervor. It was her turn to gasp as she felt him throb in her grip, and soon after she felt a warm substance begin to seep from his tip. Alucard nearly cried out with want as she squeezed her hand around him, and he struggled to arch his hips again, desperate for acceleration. "Please, Master!"

Integra moaned softly. "Please what, Alucard?" She made her finger squirm against his tongue before sliding a second in, which he immediately pierced and tasted a new flow. He moaned loudly at the fresh taste, and he paused for a moment to answer.

"End my torture!" He growls around her fingers, his eyes slipping open again. The red glowed dangerously under his sunken lids, and his hips managed to shift upward an inch or so. "And end your icy bitchhood!"
AN: Woo! So citrusy! Sorry if the writing style feels a bit different. It's been a good month since I wrote the first but there's still one more sultry chapter to go!! Hey, Yuffie, give a shout out.

Yuffie: Torahiko would like to thank all her reviewers!

Female Heero Yuy, DominoDS, DarkJamAB, MorgauseNokami, and her unsigned readers Strega, Vanessa, and Casey. And of course, my lovely Ezri-chan!! ::wavies and tosses them all fresh-from-the-oven cookies::

Thanks Yuffie. BTW, Thanks to Ezri for this lovely companion!!

Yuffie: yea, Ezri-chan, this chickie's great! She's so much fun, and she's a great cook.

Anywho, thanks to everyone who's read! I'm gonna get to work on another Rocky Hellsing fic: Sweet Transvestite! That one will go out to my neeto fan TeaRoses. Yummy Walter appearance!

But until then, ta for now!

-Torahiko-