April's Fool
A Hellsing fan fiction
Author's Note
By Torahiko
I do not own Hellsing or anything inherent therein. Please review!

Hello to all my faithful readers. I just wanted to make a quick 'announcement'.

Alucard: Announcement? ::raises a brow::

Oh, nothing serious.

Integra: Then what? Quit dragging it out!

::gives Alucard a roll of tape and motions her head towards Integra::

Alucard: ::grins sadistically::

Integra: ::glares at Alucard and shoots him in the head::

Anyway. As you can determine, this fic has taken a while to complete. This is due mainly to having my attention drawn to other parts of my life, and also a good chunk of lack of inspiration. Of course, it didn't help when I realized I couldn't remember how I wanted to finish it! ::sweatdrops and smiles sheepishly::

Alucard: You mean to tell me that you've kept Integra perpetually torturing me all this time just because you were a lazy procrastinative bastard!? :: glares at Torahiko::

Integra: ::gags Alucard with the roll of tape::

So. I just wanted to say thank you! Thanks to all the reviews, the compliments, and the support. And a special thanks to Lady Dragon, who took the time to email me and give me a digital kick in the pants to get working again. I've found the ending in my mind, and next chapter, you will witness the long-anticipated conclusion!

Integra: You mean you're dragging this out for longer?

No, I'm just writing a note. I've got the final chapter in the works, so it won't be more than a few days now! ::beams:: Thanks for your (im)patience!

-Torahiko-