Goku's Life
Disclaimer:Me no own DBZ so c'mon sue me... i dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding hehehe Me no own Bambi either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So HA!
chapter 2:
Then Goku started a frantic because he couldn't the popcorn. Then yelled 'Chi-Chi, wheres the popcorn? Chi-Chi...Chi-chi! oh no! I'm alone! But who's gonna cook for me now? NOOOOOO! I will die of starvation!' 3 minutes later Goku fakes passing out, wakes up and says 'Is this heaven? If it is wheres King Yemma? Oh well anyway...I better look around to see that they didn't get killed by a giant caterpillar. Noooooo' Goku said at the thought of it. 'It can't be true! they aren't here! they must have gone sown below! Awwww but how? I practically reaised Gohan and Goten. And I think I'm married to Chi-Chi!Man I thought I would always be with Chi-Chi! Gohan, Goten, Chi-Chi! WHERE ARE YOU? And Vegeta! WHY! you were my teacher! and today we were supposed to start math! Piccolo, you were supposed to give me a lifetime supply of pickles! NOOOOO! Don't leave me guys! Oh, and Bulma...she's cool, she has blue hair!' Then he heard Vegeta but could not see him. 'What's happening? where's that voice coming from? have I gone mad!?' 'No you idiot! Open your eyes.' sadi Vegeta. 'Huh?' answered the idiot. 'Open your eyes you dang fool.'said Vegeta. 'Ok' asnswered Goku,'Just stop yelling.' Vegeta said to Chi-Chi, 'He'll be fine.' Chi-Chi said 'NO! my husband is out cold!' Gohan said 'I have an idea...' he shouted 'DINNER TIME!' Goku stood up and said 'Wheres dinner? Oh no... tricked by my own son.... how embarassing!' Gohan said 'I'm not surprised.''Hey!' shouted Goku 'Whats that supposed to mean?' 'Nothing' Gohan said in a dissapointed tone. Chi-Chi smiled and pointed to the bedroom door, then Goku smiled and pointed to the kitchen door. Then Goten and Trunks smiled and attacked them from behind, making Chi-Chi get a concussion. So then Goku said a lot of crap making Vegeta shout to Goku 'SHUT UP GOKU, YOU IDIOT!!!!!!' Then Goku said 'NO! make me!' So Vegeta go wicked mad, and with no Chi-Chi to hide behind, the saiyan ran like crazy! After he found a nice little forest, then he said 'This must be the wrong show or movie. Because ther is NO way my show would have a cute little deer with a rabbit and a skunk named Flower. HEY!!!! This is that baby movie called Bambi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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