Title: Ladies Man
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Season Eight knowledge
Season: Eight
Summary: Daniel investigates how Teal'c attracts women, or at least he tries too
Disclaimer: Okay I don't own Stargate SG-1 or anything to do with it's universe, you know that and I know that so lets not bring it up. I do own the plot though.
Author's Note: Little something I thought up.
"Teal'c I'm not asking for the details I'm just asking how you do it." Daniel said as he followed the Jaffa into the Commissary.
"I know not what you mean Daniel Jackson." Teal'c replied as he grabbed a piece of pie and took his seat.
"Don't know what I mean, okay then Teal'c we can play your way. Last night we were at that bar for what? Four minutes and five girls came up to talk to you." Daniel said.
Teal'c smiled slightly, "I know of the time that you speak of."
"Well then? How did you do it? You were surrounded all night and I – I was lucky if I got a second glance from someone." Daniel explained.
"I do not know what you speak of Daniel Jackson, I did nothing." Teal'c replied.
Daniel let out a frustrated sigh as Sam walked up and sat down at the table, "What's up guys?"
"Daniel Jackson is currently upset." Teal'c said with another small grin.
"Daniel what's wrong?" Sam asked.
"Last night Teal'c and I went to that new bar downtown, we were there for less than five minutes and he was surrounded by women, it was like that for the rest of the night too and he refuses to tell me what his secret is." Daniel said.
"I have told him repeatedly that I do not carry a secret Colonel Carter." Teal'c told the blonde.
"Well Daniel I'm inclined to believe Teal'c, I don't think there is any secret." Sam said honestly before taking a bite of her jello.
"What does that mean Sam?" Daniel asked.
"Well Teal'c is a very attractive, strong and magnetic man Daniel – I can see how the women we're drawn to him." Sam leveled.
"Oh thanks and what does that mean for me?" Daniel asked.
"Daniel I'm not saying you're not any of those things I'm just saying...well...Daniel you are not the type of guy that I would pick up at a bar. A café or library sure but someone who looks like you in a bar? I don't think so." Sam said.
"Someone who looks like me," Daniel repeated, "What am I a troll?"
"No Daniel," Sam shook her head, "You're attractively handsome, you've got the cutest dimples I've ever seen on a man – you're just not the kind of guy that a girl wants to pick up on in a bar. In bars girls are looking for the dangerous man, in this case Teal'c, a man who seems dangerous but is most likely not. You are the kind of man that women want to pick up somewhere nice so when you meet her parents you can say how you met."
Daniel looked from Sam to Teal'c and back before he paused for a long moment. "That's it." He finally announced as he stood up, "If you two won't tell me I'll ask Jack."
Daniel left the Commissary and Sam and Teal'c sitting at their table alone. Sam looked across the table at Teal'c who couldn't help the grin that crawled up her face; she mirrored him before they both turned back to their desserts.
After Thoughts: Please review! Just something fluffy here. My one-year anniversary of posting is today! Go me!