Title: Old Is When...
Spoilers: Nope
Season: Shrugs does it matter?
Warnings: Nope
Summary: Sam sends Jack an E-mail.
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From: iblewupasun(at)hotmail(.)com
To: galacticpunchingbag(at)hotmail(.)com
Subject: Old is when
Hey happy 50th birthday sir. Yeah I know I know you wanted absolutely no reminders of the big 5 0, said it made you feel old (which you're not), but I was on the net, found this and couldn't help but think of you. Hope you like it, who knows it might make you feel better.
Old is when...Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
A young babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"Getting a little action" means, "I don't need to take any fiber today."
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
An "all nighter" means not getting up to go use the bathroom!
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
Hope you have a happy birthday sir.
Later,
Carter.