Disclaimer: I own everything. Mwa ha ha ha. Just kidding. Newies doesn't belong to me.

[A/N]: This story is written COMPLETELY in DOCUMENT FORM.

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Chapter Four

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Madison Square

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Name: Bryon Denton
Class: English 12
Week: March 21-25
Monday: Introduce reading Iliad.
Tuesday: Quiz on first five chapters. Discuss.
Wednesday: Group project introduction. Read Iliad.
Thursday: Group project work time.
Friday: Quiz Chapter 6-15. Present group projects.

The Central Underground
March 21, 2004
www.centralunderground.com

Ready for the juicy dirt no one's allowed to read at school?

Racetrack's Last Suspension?
You've heard the rumors; you've heard the announcements; you've seen Racetrack escorted away from school grounds. Is it possible that the last suspension—for fighting Delancey—could be his last? Is it possible that if Racetrack gets one more black mark, he's out?
Duvall High, get ready for a new student—Anthony Higgins.

The Colors of the Rainbow
Everyone, even the faculty, knows that Specs and Dutchy have been a couple for the longest time. For at least a year they have been the best couple in school—the cute couple. But now, can our multi-colored couple be breaking up?
Dutchy has been seen flirting with other men—namely, one David Jacobs (who is straight, we think)—ever since Specs sneaked in the article about his good friend Anthony Higgins.
When we asked Jack Kelly, Dutchy's amigo, to comment, he glared and told us to stay in our own business.
Touchy.

Sarah Caught Cheating!
Sarah Jacobs, sister of David Jacobs and girlfriend of Jack Kelly, was seen disappearing behind a school building last week with Oscar Delancey. Our sources comment that thirty minutes later, she emerged with her blouses buttons unmatched. Delancey followed five minutes later.
Do we see jealously in the future? Fights? Tears?
We hope Kelly will not be too devastated, as there are a few girls at the Central Underground who would love to comfort him.

Homework Help
If you are in English 12 and do not want to read the Iliad, go to antistudy.com for cliffnotes.

Name: Francis Sullivan
Teacher: Denton
Pd: 2
Assignment: Iliad 1-5 quiz
Grade: 74
Comments: Did you read the cliff-notes and not the Iliad? I think you did, because I made sure I asked question not covered in the cliff-notes. Jack, you need to read the book if you want to pass the class.

Sarah,
I asked Les the other day how the play was going. And you know what he said? He said, "What play?"
You lied to me. You told me you were picking up your little brother, but you were really necking Oscar or Morris, or both. That is disgusting. They are my worst enemies. I can't even look at your face anymore. I can't believe you did this. We are over.

—Jack

Jack,
You are probably wondering why there is a box in your locker. It has all the things you've given me. The teddy bear from Valentine's Day, the ring for our first month anniversary. The necklace for your half year one. There are also some of your notes you have written me, like the last one.
All I can say is that I'm sorry. I understand why you are breaking up with me. And I know you are using a note so you don't have to talk to me. I hope that one day we can be friends again.

Love from,
Sarah

p.s. I'm keeping the charm bracelet.

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End Chapter Four

[A/N]:

Shoutouts:

i-nv-u50: WAH! Demon Diary! OMG that's the FUNNIEST manga EVER. I love it. I've only read the first two though, I need to get the others. I've been reading Paradise Kiss, and I really need to get the fifth one. I'm very much hoping that Spot and Jack decide to make a band. Hehe. Thank you SO much for the review!

Cassies-Grandma: HAHA. Taking advantages of siblings is v. fun. I hope you get Monty Python soon, because it really is a GREAT movie. "She turned me into a newt!" Pause. "I got better."

uninvisible: You're right. Jack and Spot righting 'dear' to each other is pretty strange, but amusing. I hoped you liked the chapter.

Strawberri Shake: Jack and Spot aren't very friendly. Well, Spot isn't. Jack's almost-friendly. And Race was suspended for fighting. And there is Sputchy in this! Amazing. Thanx for the review!

Review please!!!!