This is NOT an author's note; I repeat this is not an author's note. It is actually a paragraph having a midlife crisis thinking it is the top half of a sandwich. Unfortunately my fanfic is encouraging it by role-playing the lunch meat. . .

~ A letter to the Elf.

Dear Legolas, I am not a deranged stalker. But I would like to smell you. ~

Oh dear, another paragraph that is having a midlife crisis thinking it is the bottom of the sandwich. Oh dear, that is all I have to say and I don't think two sentences qualifies for a paragraph. Here's the required third.