The sun rose the next day. Everyone woke up. "Tohru!" Screamed Kyo "Damn that girl.. Where is she.." Tohru was missing.
Tohru was knocked out. She had a dream about her mother. It was quiet sad actually. They where eating a ham dinner and it came alive. Uh.. Anyway so they fought the sinner. Her mother picked up a loaf of bread and was whacking the corns like a baseball. Tohru was hiding behind a dish. So sad. Anyway, She woke up in hatoris house. It was dark. Hatori was sitting in his chair quietly holding a knife with blood on it. He looked at Tohru. Tohru got up quickly 'Thank god Hatori!" Screamed Tohru "Someone stole me last night!" Hatori laughed "You stupid girl. Can you figure out 1 damn thing?" Tohru stared. Hatori stood up his jacket was wide-open revealing a 6 pack of abs. He had blood all over him and was walking toward Her with the knife. "Hatori.. What are you doing? Hatori! HATORI!" she screamed and ran away. She was running away. Hatori was right behind her. He ripped off her shirt. She was running faster. A small sprinkler was going off and she ran through it like bay watch. Hatori was running faster. Tohru fell. "Hatori No Please! Don't do this!" "Why shouldn't I?" He asked. "Because your better than that Hatori.. I'm sorry.. I know why you're mad.." Hatori backed off. "I'm sorry.. I didn't mean to look at your private spot.." Hatori looked odd "That's not why I'm trying to kill you!" He yelled. Snow began to fall from the sky. "Than why.." Tohru said crying. "I never liked you!" he laughed and stabbed her rapidly. Blood gushed out of her chest. Her eyes where closing slower and slower. "Hatori.. Please tell everyone.. I'm sor.." Tohru dropped. Tohru Honda had died. Hatori stood up, dropped the knife and walked away.
Nightfall came. Tohru never came home. Shigure was on the phone "Yes Kareno.. She hasn't come home.. If you wouldn't mind.. Thanks.." Said shigure. He hung up. Shigure sat down and started to bang his head on the table. Kyo laughed and said to himself "Thank god no ones home.." Or so he thought.. He came out in a senorita Mexican dress complete with fruit bra, had high heel shoes and a dress. He had lip stick on and blush. "OH MY GOD SHIGURE!" He said running away. Shigure picked his head up "what?"
The phone rang. It was Kareno. "Yes.. Hi Kareno.. WHAT?!! Oh my god! We'll be right over.." He hung up the phone. He grabbed Kyo in the dress and ran outside. They arrived at Akito's house. Shigure dragged Kyo in running really fast. Kareno and akito where completely in black. "She's in their.." Said Kareno pointing. They walked into the room. Tohru was lying dead on a couch by a bowl of Campbell's chicken noodle. Hours passed. Everyone had arrived. The room was silent. Akito walked up by tohrus dead body. Akito cleared his breath. "Well.. We welcome you.. Blah whatever.. Tohrus dead.. Yay okay.. Lets sing alleluya.. Yayayyannes... umm.. Yes.. Sure.. The bible.. God bless her body.. Yeah umm.. We love you.. Yeah.. Whatever..." He threw the book in a plant. Hatori dragged a karako machine into the room. Kyo looked up in his Mexican dress "What's that for?" Hatori looked up and smacked Kyo "for being a idiot." Kyo smiled "Oh okay.. NO wait.." Hatori announced, "For anyone who does'nt know what this is. It's a karaoke machine." Hatori picked up the microphone and started singing. The beat to Nina sky's your body song.. "YOUR BODY GIRL MAKES THE FELLAS GO THE WAY YOU RIDE IT GIRL MAKES YOUR BODY GO UHH!!!" Everyone stared. Rin and Haru walked in and sighed "Thank god.." Everyone looked up "What?!" Rin sighed "You heard me thank god, I'm glad she's dead." Haru nodded. Hatori put a pin on that said, "Blondes have all the fun." He looked up "WHAT!?! YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS!" Everyone sighed. Akito stood up "Theirs only one thing to do.." Momiji stood up "I'll do it.." Yuki stood up "No.." I will. Pretty soon everyone stood up. They put Tohru in a box and spilt oil all over her. They all lit a match and threw it in the box. Tohru burned. Yuki cried. Momiji stared. Kyo danced. Hatori Sang. Rin sprinkled oil. Haru licked his fingernail. Akito Clung. Kareno was clung to. Shigure admired porn. A rice ball came out of nowhere and said "GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!" They removed Tohru and her body was picked up by 2 men in dark clothing.
A day had passed. Everyone was very sad. Except akito. He lived with it. Actually Sad was not the understatement, everyone was dancing. Well the night before. Shigure hadn't been in his happy mood. Yuki wouldn't come out of his room. Kyo was practicing his dance steps. They hadn't called Uou and Saki. It was very sad. The phone rang It was Kareno.. Again. "Shigure.. They got her a grave.. Next to her mothers." Shigure sighed, "When will we go.." Kareno laughed "In a hour.. Bring whatever you want.." Shigure hung up. Yuki wouldn't come out. "Come on yuki.. Were going to the grave."
They next chapters will be up soon! I promise they'll be better ;