Journey to Mordor (By SUV)

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Chapter Forty-seven: Disappearance

Tess snuck away from the city and ran into none other than Emily, Merry, and Pippin. All three were now ghosts but they were just as much trouble as they had been before. So she joined them in their plotting session.

"So what were you going to do?" asked Tess as she sat down next to the three crazy people.

"Flaming marshmallows!" cried Pippin and then he followed it with a pyscho laugh and twitching.

"Okay then..."

"Moo!" said Emily in agreement.

"What about we throw stuff at ada, Mary, Faramir, Dolly, and Kate?" suggested Tess.

"No, that would give us away!" protested Merry. "We need to target Aragorn so that we don't give ourselves away."

"Fine!"

"Moo!"

"He he he!" laughed Pippin, twitching.

Aragorn hurried after Tess but couldn't find her. She had disappeared. So he headed back towards the Citadel where he was found by Legolas and Gimli, who dragged him back into council, despite all of his protests.

Hours later, he was finally let out of council and he ran off. But not long after leaving council he was ambushed with flying things. Most of it was on fire. Flaming arrows whooshed over his head.

"Someone's trying to kill the King!" cried a random person. "Find them!"

And a pitchfork-carrying mob set out through the city in search of the ones who had been throwing stuff at Aragorn.

As soon as they saw the mob, the four fiends froze and ran off. They ducked behind a pillar but Pippin gave himself away because he was laughing and spasing out by the abandon projectiles. And the mob caught him and dragged him away.

"Great! Now we're in trouble!" exclaimed Tess as she, Emily, and Merry stepped out of hiding, while watching Pippin being dragged off.

"Not if we don't get caught," said Merry sneakily.

Later that day, Aragorn ventured outside again, this time surrounded by guards and with Legolas and Gimli at his sides. He had been told that the maniac had been caught but he still wasn't sure. And once again he was ambushed, but he wasn't the main target. Legolas was.

A flaming arrow wissed right past his wig, setting it on fire. He screamed and tried to save his wig from flame. But it was hopeless. Most the wig was burned, as were his hands.

And once again an angry mob came after them. Only this time it was a mob of angry, pitchfork waving fan girls. Poor Merry was too slow and he got caught and dragged away.

Later on, Tess and Emily set up post and this time Gandalf stood at Aragorn's side, Legolas having run away.

"Fire away!" whispered Tess to Emily. "Aim for the pot!"

Emily said, "Moo!" with an evil grin on her face.

Emily then turned on the flamethrower and cried, "Fire!" Tess shook her head at her before cocking an arrow in her bow.

Emily lit her arrow on fire and Tess fired at the pouch of pot in Gandalf's hands. Emily then proceeded to send flames towards Gandalf who cried when Tess's arrow took his pot away from his hand and burned it all up. Gandalf then ran and hid behind Aragorn, crying.

"Mmmyyyy... pppoootttt!" cried Gandalf as Aragorn tried to comfort that crying wizard.

And this time around, instead of an angry mob, the angry ghost of Frodo went after them. So Tess and Emily ran for it. But they were soon separate. Emily was corned by Frodo and dragged away to jail but she did not coming willingly nor quietly.

Tess was caught before she could fire another arrow. A group of guards found her and dragged her to the Citadel, where Aragorn was. They figured that she was the mastermind so they wanted her to face the King. She swore in Elvish and spat at the guards. She was careful to say nothing in common tongue.

Aragorn looked down at the so-called "mastermind" and was surprised that it was none other than his own daughter!

"Release her, you idiotic assholes!" yelled Aragorn, standing up.

"But—"

"No buts!"

The guards let her go and she hurled another Elvish curse at them before Aragorn sent them away. After a talk with her, Merry, Pippin, and Emily were released from jail and Tess was ordered to behave until the wedding was over with. Tess agreed and went off to the stables to see ES Brego.

Author's Notes:

Sorry that this is such a crappy (not to mention late!) chapter! I had the hardest time writing it and this is like the fifth version. So if there are any mistakes I don't really give a damn. I just wanted to get it posted and over with. Tomorrow will most likely be either a double or a triple post day. The story should be finished either Friday, October 29th, or Saturday, October 30th. We shall see.

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(Chapter 45)

Jak – That's good to know. And yes, Jon is mentioned in the story now and no I don't think you'll be attending the wedding, probably just the after party so you don't have to wear a dress. And Merry and Pippin are now ghosts.

A Darker Side of Light – Well I think I lost it a long..... time ago. Was Van Helsing any good? I'd like to see a pic of your dress! I had hoped that I captured the way that you are with that. I know that I wouldn't wear a white dress for my wedding unless I had to and if I did, it would at least be like Arwen's angel dress from FotR.

Laer4572 – Yes Elrond is bad and he is going to be wishing for the Grey Havens sooo much once Mary and Tess get after him!

Mr. Random – Yep, that was arranged!

(Chapter 46)

Jak – Yep, it's wild. And yes, you killed the SUV.

A Darker Side of Light – 50 chaps is wayyy longer than I had originally thought. But it has been a wonderful three months and a sequel might be in the works but no ideas as to when it will been written, what angle it will be from or what it might be about or titled. Yes, Elrond must die! And you wouldn't leave Faramir alone ever if you had a choice!

Dark Borg Drone – Yep the ending should be pretty good! I've surprised people are still hanging around. I thought everyone would have abandoned it by now.

Laer4572 – You seem to have everything figured out! And yeah, what a day for sure!