Journey to Mordor (By SUV)
Disclaimer: Do not tell me that after 49 chapters you still don't get it!
Chapter Forty-nine: Party!
Even after the disaster with Elrond, the wedding had continued as had the party planned in celebration. Only the people closest to the two couples were attending. So that meant that all the crazy people were coming. And come they did…
The party was wild. Merry and Pippin, even though they were ghosts, still had a drinking contest. Apparently ghosts in Middle-earth were different than ghosts back where the SUV was from. So they were able to eat and drink unlike other ghosts and behave like normal people while still having the special abilities of a ghost.
The two happy Hobbits had jumped up on a table, mugs in their hands and began to sing and dance.
"Oh you can search far and wide,
You can drink the whole town dry,
But you'll never find a beer so brown,
As the one we drink in our hometown.
You can keep your fancy ales,
You can drink them by the flagon,
But the only brew for the brave and true,
Comes from the Green Dragon!"
Everyone applauded the Hobbits who began to drink, trying to see who could drink the most in the quickest amount of time. Emily was with them, judging the contest. Dolly stood nearby, watching the contest.
Mary and Faramir were very much glued to each other. They did not move away from each other at all. Arwen and Aragorn stayed close too but they did eventually split apart to talk to their friends. Tess was not anywhere to be found at the party.
Legolas had even shorter hair than ever before and Kate was hanging around him. He had given up on trying to escape from her. But that didn't mean that he liked her. And as always, Gimli was with Legolas too and he was giving him a hard time about his hair. So finally Kate ended up in a fist fight with the dwarf.
"My money's on the dwarf," said Legolas to Dolly.
"Then you are so gonna lose! I'm betting on Kate!" replied Dolly.
"You're on!"
Mary and Faramir were cheering for both of them, just trying to see who got the worst of the fight. Arwen was trying to get someone to break up the fight while Aragorn was cheering. Merry and Pippin even paused in their drinking contest to fight over who was going to win.
Finally, a pot high Gandalf came in and broke the fight up. Gandalf was booed and had rotten stuff thrown at him before he finally stumbled away.
"God damn party pooper!" cursed Mary after Gandalf left.
"Mary…"
"And this was so the best wedding after party ever! And he had to come in and ruin it!"
"Mary…"
"What?"
"I love you."
"I love you too."
Author's Notes:
Yeah, I know that this probably isn't the most descriptive chapter but I wanted all you readers to imagine it without me telling you everything. So basically, just imagine what would happen at a wedding after party when there are drunken Hobbit ghosts, a flamethrower carrying ghost, an upset Elf, and all the other crazy people. So imagine what would happen. I gave only a bit of the party to you. The rest is up to you to think about and make your own opinions about.
Anyways, the reason (or one of them!) that I couldn't pull a double (or triple!) post yesterday was that I injured my hands. I had already typed most of the other chapter up so it could be posted but my hands hurt so badly that I couldn't continue. My hands are feeling better today but they still hurt. I was playing street hockey with a group of guys and one of them ran into me and tripped me with his stick and I fell down onto my hands and knees. I sliced both my palms open and both my knees in several places. I still can not touch or put any weight on my knees. My hands have healed really well though.
Anyways, the next and FINAL post for 'Journey to Mordor' will be TOMORROW, Sunday, October 31st! Happy Halloween!
There is the possibility of a sequel but that depends whether or not people want a sequel. Any sequel would be co-written with one of my crazy friends so it would be under another name. But if you all want a sequel, I'll see what I can go about writing one with my friend. It would be pretty wild.
Reviewers!
A Darker Side of Light – Thanks for the great review! Maybe I'll put off the finale to Sunday, October 31st. I was wondering if I should do that and I think I will. Yeah, it's 80 degrees where I am and I think that's crazy for the day before Halloween! And yeah it's probably going to be sooo cold tomorrow! I'm so glad that you are so happy!