Disclaimer in first part.
A/N: Sorry it has taken so long for me to update, I hope the next chapter wont take as long as this.
The part about the viruses actually came about as I was watching my computers anti-virus do it's job. So the numbers are depressingly accurate!
I also can't understand why fanfiction net won't let me put at signs and dots in my email addresses!? so ignore it... it's not my fault, I don't want to get sued or taken off the side so you can use your imagination to figure out whos fault it is!
Anyway hope you all enjoy, Enough to feedback I'm praying :D
Fisher
Date: 16-06-03 15.17.36
From: Daniel Jackson Greektragedy fastmail net
Subject: Good luck
To: T' Murry Tmaster fastmail net
Teal'c,
Well I do hope by the time they return from the mission they have both made friends. Maybe they will be able to take their anger out on Fieldman - Starting to feel slightly sorry for the guy now.
I may take your advice in avoiding Jack (last time I helped... well you know what happened) I'm sure Sam would never do anything to me. I think I will ring Janet to find out what is going on, Sam usually tells Janet everything.
Keep me apprised Teal'c
Daniel.
Chat Log Date: 16-06-03 22.01.43
Jack gonefishin fastmail net
Light Headed Greektragedy fastmail net
Light Headed: Jack?
Jack: Yes?
Light Headed: Unusual name for you
Jack: It's my name
Light Headed: never mind, How are you?
Jack: Fine
Light Headed: You sure?
Jack: Yes
Light Headed: Looking forward to tomorrow?
Jack: No
Light Headed: Are you coming to see me before you leave?
Jack: No
Light Headed: Why?
Jack: Tired
Light Headed: Are you sure you're ok?
Jack: Yes
Light Headed: How's Teal'c?
Jack: Not sure, He's avoiding me
Light Headed: Oh... How's Sam?
Jack: How the hell should I know?
Light Headed: You usually do
Jack: Do not
Light Headed: Do too!
Jack: Not!!
Light Headed: Jack, this is just 'slightly' immature
Jack: Your point?
Light Headed: Why aren't you speaking to Sam?
Jack: I would have thought you would know that
Light Headed: I haven't been able to talk to Janet yet
Jack: Janet?
Light Headed: Dr. Frasier
Jack: I know WHO she is, I thought Carter would have told you
Light Headed: No, Sam isn't speaking to me
Jack: Oh?
Light Headed: Don't Oh me... Actually, she's online now!
Jack: Don't add her!
Added Major MajorC fastmail net
Light Headed: Hey Sam!
Major: Hello
Light Headed: How are you?
Major: Fine
Jack: What are you doing on here anyway? Shouldn't you be finding more things to blame on me?
Major: That would be a waste of my time
Jack: And what is that supposed to mean
Light Headed: GUYS!
Major: I'm no guy Daniel
Major is Offline
Jack: Rude!
Light Headed: Jack!!!
Jack: What?
Light Headed: That was the first time I've had chance to talk to Sam
Jack: So?
Light Headed: God, She's right, You are an ass!
Jack: She said that?
Light Headed: No
Jack: Don't lie Daniel you terrible at it!
Light Headed: I'm not lying!
Jack: Liar! That's it I'm officially angry
Light Headed: Officially?
Jack: Don't Start!
Light Headed: Fine, don't mention this to Sam
Jack: I'll do damn well more than just mention
Light Headed: Does that make sense?
Jack: Daniel?
Light Headed: Yes?
Jack: I don't care
Light Headed: You should
Jack: Why?
Light Headed: Well, for a start Sam's angry
Jack: So, so am I and you don't seem to care
Light Headed: Sam's scarier!
Jack: Ok
Light Headed: She is!
Jack: I didn't disagree
Light Headed: Yes but you didn't agree
Jack: True
Light Headed: God, you're irritating
Jack: Which?
Light Headed: Which what?
Jack: God!
Light Headed: All of them!
Jack: What are you doing now?
Light Headed: Lying in bed
Jack: Daniel!
Light Headed: I'm running my virus detector
Jack: Ah I wondered why you were taking so long to answer me
Light Headed: I know, it's being very slow
Jack: So how many so far?
Light Headed: How many what?
Jack: Sure it's not you being slow instead of the laptop?
Light Headed: Oh Viruses?
Jack: Well Ya!
Light Headed: 74 so far
Jack: 74!!!
Light Headed: What?
Jack: Don't you ever check it?
Light Headed: Not really
Jack: No wonder it's slow!
Light Headed: How many times do you check yours then?
Jack: Every few weeks!
Light Headed: Oh
Jack: Do you defrag?
Light Headed: What's that?
Jack: It sorts out the files on your computer
Light Headed: Oh I've never done that
Jack: You're supposed to do it every month, No wonder its crap!
Light Headed: How do you know all this?
Jack: I was told it
Light Headed: By Sam?
Jack: How many now?
Light Headed: 189
Jack: 189!!! Daniel! Chuck the damn thing in the bin!
Light Headed: It's not that bad, I have 246 now
Jack: Bin time I think! No good byes just bin it!
Light Headed: 322 now
Jack: Daniel are you even telling the truth now?
Light Headed: Yes, unfortunately.
Jack: What about now?
Light Headed: Oh it's just finished; I had 322 it removed all but one
Jack: Ah, so you only actually have one virus
Light Headed: Yes
Jack: Fine, Well I have none - it's a bug free zone
Light Headed: Right... Paradise
Jack: Shouldn't you be getting some rest?
Light Headed: No I'm rest-less, shouldn't you?
Jack: Lol, yes my beauty sleep beckons
Light Headed: Well if you're going now I hope tomorrow goes well
Jack: Ya sure
Light Headed: Don't kill each other
Jack: Ya betcha
Light Headed: Jack?
Jack: Yes?
Light Headed: See you when you get back
Jack: Ya, I'll come visit
Light Headed: Ok
Jack: Get some rest
Light Headed: I can't I'm too hot
Jack: Well go sit in your fridge, I don't care just don't stay on your laptop all night you nee what's left of Your eye sight.
Light Headed: Ok, bye Jack
Jack: Bye Daniel
Date: 16-06-03 23.34.21
From: Daniel Jackson Greektragedy fastmail net
Subject: Sweet Dreams
To: Samantha Carter MajorC fastmail net
Dear Sam,
I hope you are well, I also hope you are ok on your mission tomorrow.
Please could you ring me either before you leave or when you return home?
I am going to attempt to sleep now; I wish you sweet dreams.
Love Daniel
P.S I'm always here to talk if you need me.
Date: 16-06-03 23.37.32
From: Daniel Jackson Greektragedy fastmail net
Subject: Tired and weary
To: Jack O'Neill gonefishin fastmail net
Dear Jack,
I am guessing you will be asleep already in preparation for your upcoming mission.
As you can see I am still unable to sleep.
Have fun,
Remember to come visit when you return.
See you soon.
Daniel
P.S I defragged!
Date: 16-06-03 23.43.15
From: Daniel Jackson Greektragedy fastmail net
Subject: Ring, Ring
To: Janet Frasier Whatsupdoc fastmail net
Dear Janet,
How are you? It feels weird not being at the base. I hope things have been going smoothly.
What has been going on between Sam and Jack then? I have been getting my information from Teal'c who, as you know, is not very forthcoming with information.
You really need to get your phone sorted out! I haven't been able to talk to you lately.
How is Cassie doing, Well I hope?
Anyway email me back soon or ring me!
Love Daniel.
P.S Ton nosen ego Janet!