Chrystal: Well, here is my second chapter, Inuyasha's Numb (Village Remix) based on Linkin Park's Numb…
Inuyasha: I get abused in this one!!! L L L
Kegome: Oh, the poor doggie!!!
Inuyasha: *growl*
Kegome: It's ok Inuyasha, I'll save u!!!
Inuyasha: how could you possibly save me from her!!! *point to Chrystal*
Chrystal: *gasp* Inuyasha!!! I constantly fight for your rights and write stuff about u and u treat me like this!!! L *gasp*
Inuyasha: Ya, so what if I do!!! *growl*
Kegome: Let it go Inuyasha…
Inuyasha: Ok…
Kegome: *shocked gasp* What??? You're giving up THAT easy!?!?!?!?!
Inuyasha: Yep…
Kegome: Why?
Inuyasha: 'Cause I don't want you to sit me…
Kegome: Really?
Inuyasha: *nod*
Kegome: GOOD BOY Inuyasha!!! *rubs ears*
Inuyasha: *sweat drop*
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or anyone else in this story, I don't own Numb either, Linkin Park does…
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Chapter 2: Inuyasha's Numb (Village Remix)
Inuyasha sighed heavily as the Inu-group entered yet another village, they had only been there for 5 minutes and already the villagers were treating him like trash.
"He's a stupid half-breed, an impure, dirty little half-breed, how could he possibly fight the demons that have been attacking us?" one said.
"I'm not sure how those humans could even think to be seen with a dumb half-mutt!" another replied.
It was always like that, every single village they went to, it was always the same story, the harassment and the laughing at him, it never stopped, it was really getting to him, though he would never show it to anyone.
"Hey Inuyasha?" Kegome called, "Are you awake in there?"
Only then did he notice they were at their destination, a deep forest (no pun intended) just outside of the village. "Ya, I was just thinking about how I'm gunna slay these demons." he lied.
Kegome sighed, "You are the most terrible liar in the world Inuyasha, you know?"
Inuyasha looked at the ground.
Kegome sighed again, "It's the villagers isn't it?"
Inuyasha looked at her quizzingly, trying to hide the fact that she was right.
Kegome sighed a third time, "Common, let's go, you need to get all this off of your chest, and the best way to do that is explain it in a song, and I know the perfect one." she then grabbed Inuyasha's sleeve and dragged him off…
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Chrystal: Well, here we go again!!!
Sango: Yes, it's time to give a round a sound for our musical guest, Inuyasha, singing Linkin Park's Numb, the Village Remix!
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Music starts, gets louder
Audience: ahhhhhhhhhhh, ya!!!!!!
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Tired of being what you want me to be,
Feeling so faithless,
Lost under the surface,
I don't know what you're expecting of me,
But under the pressure,
Of walking in your shoes.
~*~
Caught in the underflow, just caught in the underflow.
~*~
Every step that I take is another mistake to you.
~*~
I've become so numb,
I can't feel you there,
Becoming tired,
So much more a waste,
I'm becoming dead,
All I want to do,
Is be more like me,
And be less like you.
~*~
Can't you see that you're smothering me?
Holding to tightly,
Afraid to lose control,
And everything that you though I would be,
Is falling apart,
Right in front of you.
~*~
Caught in the underflow, just caught in the underflow.
~*~
Every step that I take is another mistake to you.
~*~
Caught in the underflow, just caught in the underflow.
~*~
And every second I waste is more than I can take.
~*~
I've become so numb,
I can't feel you there,
Becoming tired,
So much more a waste,
I'm becoming dead,
All I want to do,
Is be more like me,
And be less like you.
~*~
And I know,
That I may end up failing too,
And I know,
That you were just like me with someone disappointed in you,
~*~
I've become so numb,
I can't feel you there,
Becoming tired,
So much more a waste,
I'm becoming dead,
All I want to do,
Is be more like me,
And be less like you.
~*~
I've become so numb,
I can't feel you there,
Tired of being what you want me to be.
~*~
I've become so numb,
I can't feel you there,
Becoming tired,
So much more a waste,
I'm becoming dead,
All I want to do,
Is be more like me,
And be less like you.
~*~
To be more like me,
And less like you.
~*~
Audience: *cheer cheer cheer* Ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *scream*
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"There, doesn't that feel better Inuyasha?" Kegome asked sweetly.
"Yes, I think it does, that was a very good idea Kegome!" Inuyasha replied.
"Told ya!"
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Chrystal: Well, that's it for this one, next chapter will be REALLY FUNNY!!!!
Sango: Ya, it's a rather silly story, with lots of chocolate.
Chrystal: Yes so join us next time to hear Kikyo sing Brittany Spears' Toxic!!!
Warning: This will be a Kikyo basher, so Kikyo fans, beware!!!
Chapter 3: Kikyo's Toxic (Basher's Remix)