Chrystal: I do not own Inuyasha, OK???!!!
P.S: Sorry for the no comment thing.
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Chapter 3: Kikyo's Toxic (Basher's Remix)
"So, what are we going to do now?" Kagome asked, staring at the dead monkey demon.
"Let's go back to the village, something doesn't feel right here." Sango suggested, shivering.
"Yes, there are some very ominous forces at work here, we'd better go." Miroku said, backing Sango up.
"Well, I guess it's better then just standing around." Inuyasha said, "We really have nothing else to do, unless Kagome senses a jewel shard?" he looked at Kagome.
Kagome shook her head.
Inuyasha sighed, "Let's go then."
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Kagome walked into the hut first, and screamed at what she saw.
Inuyasha flew in front of her, drawing the Tetsaiga, ready to strike what had make his Kagome shriek so loudly…
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Inuyasha: Did you just make me call her mine?!
Chrystal: Yep!!!
Inuyasha: *growl* *blush*
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… only to yell himself when Kikyo jumped on him, "GET OFF!!!" he screamed.
"No, 'cause I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?"
"No, but if I'm toxic, then DIE!!!" Inuyasha screamed, swinging his claws at Kikyo's face.
Kikyo dodged, "Oh, dangerous, Badabababa, I'm loving it!!!"
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Chrystal: Uh, Kikyo, wrong song. *eye twitch*
Kikyo: sorry, I just couldn't resist… *nervous laugh*
Sango & Miroku: @_@
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"Buzz off!" Kagome yelled right at Kikyo's ugly face, "He doesn't want you, you ugly bitch!!!"
"Oh, but he will, after I sing to him."
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Chrystal: *sarcastically* Well, here we go…
Sango: *sarcastic also* So funny!!! Hahaha…
Miroku: *monotone* Yes, so let's have a loud round of, *enthusiastically* BOOs for, *monotone* Kikyo and the Basher's singing Brittany Spears' Toxic.
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Kikyo: Walks out wearing the outfit that B.S. wears with the black hair in the video.
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws tomato's*
Music: *starts*
Baby can't you see,
I'm callin'
A guy like you should wear a warnin'
It's dangerous,
I'm fallin'
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There's no escape,
I can't wait,
I need a hint,
Baby give me it,
It's dangerous,
I'm lovin' it.
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To ride,
Can't go wrong,
Loose in my head,
Spinnin' round and round,
Tell me tell me now.
~*~ (Working it on poles)~*~
Oh the taste of your lips,
I'm on a ride,
You toxic hands slippin' under,
The taste of a poison paradise,
I'm addicted to you,
Don't you know that your toxic…
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And I love what you do,
Don't you know that your toxic…
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It's a little late,
To give you up,
I took a sip,
From my devils cup,
Slowly,
It's taking over me,
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To ride,
Can't go wrong,
It's in the air,
And it's all around,
Kill me kill me now.
~*~ (Working it on poles)~*~
Oh the taste of your lips,
I'm on a ride,
You toxic hands slippin' under,
The taste of a poison paradise,
I'm addicted to you,
Don't you know that your toxic…
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And I love what you do,
Don't you know that your toxic…
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Don't you know that your toxic…
~*~ (Brittany's dodging lasers moves)~*~
Ahhhhhhhhhhh…………….
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……………
~*~ (Walking up on a higher platform)~*~
Taste of your lips I'm on a ride…
~*~ (Working it on rails)~*~
You toxic hands slippin' under,
The taste of a poison paradise,
I'm addicted to you,
Don't you know that your toxic…
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Oh the taste of your lips,
I'm on a ride,
You toxic hands slippin' under,
The taste of a poison paradise,
I'm addicted to you,
Don't you know that your toxic…
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Intoxicate me now,
With your lovin' now,
I think I'm ready now,
*husky* I think I'm ready now,
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Intoxicate me now,
With your lovin' now,
I think I'm ready now,
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Kikyo: *jumps of platform* *wink*
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Curtin: *falls on Kikyo*
Audience: *laugh*
Kikyo: *gets up and storms off angrily*
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"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, that was hilarious!!!" Kagome said laughing out loud.
"Ya, she is such a baka!!! I can't believe I ever loved her!!!" Inuyasha replied hysterically.
"So, I guess that means your over her?" Kagome asked, looking sweetly up at him.
"Sure, there's just one or two things I have to do first." Inuyasha winked at Kagome, then turned and walked over to Kikyo. "Hey Kikyo, that was terrible and it's OVER!!!"
Kikyo looked surprised and mad, but made no move against him.
"Good one Inuyasha! She's mad now!!!" Kagome commented, walking out of the building beside Inuyasha.
"Yep!"
"So, what was the other thing you had to do?" Kagome asked curiously.
Inuyasha stopped and grabbed Kagome's hand, "This," with that said, he pulled Kagome in to a tender, passionate kiss that lasted forever, or, at least, it seemed to…
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What happens when Kouga finds out what happened at the end of this chapter? You get our next chapter of course!
Kagome: Ya, and one mad hanyou!
Inuyasha: Damn right!
Kouga: Ya, next is me singing N'sync's Girlfriend.
Inuyasha: Where did you come from?
Kouga: *nervous laugh* Uh… No where?
Inuyasha: Well get lost!!!
Chrystal: Hey, come on, be nice!
Kouga: Ya, what she said! *pout*
Inuyasha and Kagome: *confused*
Chrystal: Well, he is the performer in the next chappie!
Sango: So tune in next time to hear Inuyasha say…
Inuyasha: Kouga, you'd better not touch MY Kagome!!! *whacks Kouga with Sango's boomerang*
Chapter 4: Kouga's Girlfriend (Kagome Remix) and One Mad Hanyou.