Me: I HAVE RETURNED!!!!!!!!! (Yes, I am still alive)

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Me: Thanks for the warm welcome.

Sophy: You're welcome!!

Me: --;;; okay then. Thank you to my wonderful reviewers! You all get POCKY!!!!! Me like pocky starts munching on pocky

Ally: MY POCKY!!!!!! GIVE ME POCKY!!!!

Me: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! It's MINE! MINE I tell you!

Me and Ally:Fighting over pocky

Liz: Right. (is curled up in Kurama's lap watching the entertainment) On with the story then.

Chapter Three: Koenma and the Forest of Doom.

Walking through the portal, the girls found themselves in an extremely large office. Kurama and the unconscious Hiei had vanished to somewhere or another.

"Hello girls. I bet you are wondering where you are." At that point Annie stated

"No, not really. We're in Reikai, right? And you are Koenma the talking toddler." Koenma's eye twitched slightly. "Don't......call....me by that HORRIBLE name!!"

"Okay Pacifier Breath." Ally stated with a grin on her face. The other three were laughing insanely in the background."

"Breathe, Koenma, breathe." Botan said, fanning the mini ruler. Koenma finally calmed down(without destroying Reikai) and sighed, while continueing his little speech "You girls seemingly appeared out of nowhere and have strange energies. Care to explain?"

"It's Annie's fault! Her gameboy went evil and zapped us into her Yu Yu Hakusho game, right into the middle of the fight between Yusuke and Hiei. Which also happened to be the level she was on. Then she ran off with Hiei's sword after he destroyed her gameboy, which also means we can't get home. Anyway, Hiei chased after Annie to get his sword back, and Annie made a bunch of boxes fall on him, thusly knocking him out." Liz sucked in a deep breath after saying all that in one breath.

"Hmmmm......"
"What are you "Hmmm.."ing about, you stupid pacifier junkie! I want to get home ASAP. I don't wanna miss South Park!" Sophy yelled. Annie nodded in agreement.

"Well, I'm afraid none of you can go home. At least not yet."
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!???!!!!!??" All the girls screamed. Everyone in Reikai heard it. Koenma winced and replied "Well for one the gameboy was destroyed and it obviously was activated to act like a portal of some sort, dragging you girls in. Secondly, two of you have demonic energy that needs training. One is a hanyou, and the other has some sort of energy that I can't recognize. So to get training, I'm going to send you to a friend of mine for training."
"Please don't tell me we're going to Genkai." Ally said while paling slightly. Koenma simply nodded. Suddenly with a flick of his wrist, he sent the girls tumbling through another fluorescent yellow portal.

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Yet again the girls landed oh so gracefully. Grumbling they stood up again, while plotting a certain munchkin ruler's death. They then realized they were in a creepy forest.
"Is it just me, or is this forest really familiar?" Annie questioned. Suddenly a giant demon spider loomed out of nowhere.
"Aahh, look at the pretty little flies I have found. They shall make a fine DINNER!" The spider screeched as it lunged forward. It was, to it's dismay, blown back by the force of the four screams, hollering simultaeneusly, "EEEKK!! WE HATE SPIDERS!!!!" It was thusly barraged by varying attacks. After this lovely encounter, the girls hurtled through the woods at top speed, being chased by various evil beasties of doom.

"I..pant.....never wanna do that EVER again." Sophy gasped out. The other three nodded in assent while trying to catch their breaths.

"Hmph. So you are the four girls I'll be training? Well, in a week or two I'll be having a tournament to find my new apprentice. I'll do what I can in that time. Now, GET UP you slackers! We have no time to waste!" Said a short old lady with dead looking pink hair. The girls groaned and stood up. They followed the lady to the temple were they settled into their new rooms and began training.

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"Sir, the one girl, Annie I believe her name is? Anyway, we found out what the energy coming from her is." A for once unhyper Botan said softly.

"Well? What is it?" He was worried. Botan was very rarely like this. "Well sir, this girl.....is a black mage."

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Me: Muahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! I leave you all at a cliffie!! You people don't know what a black, or dark, mage is! Huh? HUH? Heeheehee.

Liz: The pocky has gone to her head.

Sophy: REVIEW!! I demand reviews! Evil glares are given WE! WE demand reviews! Flames are welcome, but will be ignored! Helpful criticism is okay!

Ally: Right! So R&R peopleses! We'll give you POCKY!! (If we don't eat it first!!)

Next chapter: The Tourney and Evil Bugs 'O Doom!