Me: Due to the fact that school is starting and summer is ending. For me anyway. The 19 of August!!!! That's when school started. Is that cruel or what? Anyway, I have decided to get off my lazy butt and write a chapter to all my loyal fans.

Hiei: You have loyal fans? Are they all small ningen children who accidentally got here?

Me: No you prick!!! ARGH!!!! Due to the fact I'm angry with you, you shall do the disclaimer.

Hiei: No.

Me: Do it, or I swear I'll use my mighty authoress Powers and my powers as Supreme Over Mistress of the Universe to turn ALL of your clothes HOT PINK!!!! GOT IT???!!!!?!?!?!

Hiei: grrrrrr.....onna, I will get you for this. Hikuya owns nothing other than the plot line and Ocs.

Me: Well, I don't own Ally, Liz or Sophy. If I said that, I would be a dead mage. ONWARDS AND OVERWARDS!!!!!

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A Tourney and Evil Bugs O' Doom

Despite the fact the girls only had a couple of weeks to train, they got pretty damn far. They trained from three AM until midnight. It was NOT a pleasant experience. Running uphill with HUGE boulders strapped to you, fighting giant spider demons, punching trees as hard as you can, cleaning the entire frickin' temple, and weapons/spiritual training.

The few weeks passed quickly and the girls improved rapidly. (A/N they kinda had to, to keep up with Genkai's training, so don't get on my case cus' of that.) Then one day, they walked outside to find a bunch of weirdos standing in the courtyard,

"What's with the freak fest? Sophy questioned.

"I don't know, my fine feathered friend..." Liz replied.

The whole crowd suddenly turned and looked at them. And not with friendly looks either. The girls started to edge towards the sliding door behind them when it suddenly slid open.

"Don't look so surprised by all the people here. I told you that I would be holding a tournament to find my successor" Genkai stated in her usual tone of voice. The girls looked at her, then back at the HUGE crowd a couple of times, before replying;

"NOW we remember!" Sweatdrips all around. Genkai (who by this point in time had gotten used to their stupidity, short attention spans and bad short term memory spans – not to mention anger management problems) merely sighed and told them to get back to energy training. They nodded and walked into the temple.

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"I'm BORED." Sophy said while blowing up a tree with her lighting attack.

"I know. I am too." Liz hollered over to her, while yankng a tree out by its roots using her mental capabilities. "Hey, where are Ally and Annie?"

"I dunno. They probably wandered off somewhere."

"Sooo......wanna go hunt them down?"

"Sure. Why not?" And so the two walked off through the apparition filled forest. After about an hour of wandering they heard sounds of fighting. Walking in that direction, they came across an epic battle. (A/N Snicker) Currently, Kuwabara is being squished to death by Shorin. And standing next to Genkai is Ally.

"Hey, Ally. What's going on?" Liz asked walking up to her friend. Sophy is busy watching Yusuke beat the snot out of Shorin.

"Not much. Just seeing who we're going to be stuck with for the next six months."

"I see. And where's Annie?"

"Look in that tree." Ally said while pointing to a fairly tall tree. And perched in said tree is Annie, holding a video camera, recording everything. Liz just shook her head at her completely insane friend.

Soon after, Rando was shrunkified. Annie tried to grab him before Botan, because she wanted him for a pet, since Genkai wouldn't let her have a hamster. She failed, however, and went off to pout in a tree. Genkai healed Yusuke and Kuwabara.

As Yusuke sat up, he noticed the three girls along wih Genkai. That's when he realized – he'd seen them before.

"HEY!! You're the girls who I ran into on my last case! But, wait, weren't there four of you? Where's the one who went bonkers 'cus three eyes destroyed her gameboy?"

"Annie is currently in a tree pouting, because she couldn't keep Rando as a pet." Sophy explained. "And do you want to know what else? Not ONLY do you get to train as Genkai's apprentice, but you get to spend the next three months with all four of us!! Isn't that SOOOOO cool?" Yusuke stood up and started banging his head against the nearest tree, before falling over with a groan.

"It's gonna be a LOOOOONG six months."

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Yusuke trudged up the sidewalk thinking about the past six months. They had been torture. Not only had he gone through the old hags torture, he'd had to put up with four crazy teenage American GIRLS. His train of thought was interrupted with the sight of his childhood friend, Keiko. (A/N cough girlfriend cough)

"Hey, Keiko! What's up?"

He shouldn't have asked. He soon found himself and Kuwabara accompanying Keiko to a foreign art film. Until he noticed the fact that they were being followed.

"Hey, Keiko! I need to run to the store quick to pick up something. And Kuwabara needs to come too, right? Just save us some seats and we'll be back in five."

"If it's quick, I'll come too."

"Naw, it's kind of embarrassing. Guy stuff, ya know? We'll be right back" He hollered over his shoulder. She nodded and went into the theater. Some boys soon attacked them, and Yusuke blew them away with his shotgun. The boys followed a spy, who was soon knocked out thanks to Botan. And before either of them could figure out what the fuck was goin' on, other than the fact some evil dudes had sicked demon bugs to infect the city, and would stop if some sort of barrier wall was taken down, they were shoved down a portal to Demon city.

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"EWWWWW!!!! Get the creepy bug offa me!!!" Liz yelled.

"Okay, okay! Just hold still!!" Ally told her, before squishing the bug.

"Ewww....bug guts." She said, while wiping her hand off. Suddenly Genkai's old voice cut through the air.

"GIRLS!! GET IN HERE!! YOU GOT WORK TO DO!" The girls were swiftly assembled in front of Genkai. "Okay, some demon bugs are infecting the city, and neither I, nor Koenma, trust the dimwit and his moron of a friend to save the city. Two fairly smart demons won't help much. (not true in the original, but bear with me) So, Liz, Annie, you two go to Demon City to help the boys, and Sophy and Ally will help out Botan here in the city."

"How come Snnie and Liverwurst get to have all the fun?" Sophy and Ally complained in unison.

"Smacking bug infested humans in the head to protect others isn't fun?" Liz questioned. Annie remained completely silent during all of this. So everyone stood up and headed off. Annie and Liz to the same portal Yusuke and Kuwabara had just used, and Ally and Sophy in search of Botan.

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Me: Well? Was it good?

Hiei: Yes, for once.

Me: Really?

Hiei: Yes. I wasn't in it.

Me: That was uncalled for, Hi-Kun.

Hiei: WHAT did you call me? (unsheathes katana)

Me: Back off, man! I gots a Bo staff, and I knows how to use it!! (Holds Bo staff in front of self in a threatening manner)

Hiei: (Advances slowly)

Me: AHHHH!!!!! RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!!! (Runs off screaming)

Hiei: (Runs after) DIE, ONNA!!!!!!!!!!

Kurama: I think he likes her.

Liz: How CAN you tell?

Kurama: She isn't dead yet.

Ally: Keyword, yet.

Sophy: R&R, or I shall be forced to shove a banana up your ass! ( In a fake English accent) ( Wields banana threateningly)

Me: (Still runnin') I must reach the ocean! He can't get me there! And I can swim away!!! HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! ( I can swim a 50 yard freestyle(the front crawl) in 34 seconds!! Almost 33.)

What will happen? Find out in the next episode, of THE EVIL GAMEBOY!