Yu-gi-oh! Reality Check
Chapter 2: an interesting tournament
By: guardainlight
As the duel is now over, Andrew and his new friends head back inside to hear the pairing's for the first round.
Nad: wow, that was interesting thing before.
Matt: ya, I can't wait to face you in the tournament dude.
Andrew: I'm not that good come on now…, besides, he was a fucking psycho, he needed to be dealt a lesson.
Nad: by the way, who is dartz?
Matt: ya, he was rambling about him.
Andrew: um (shit, how should I explain this)….
Store owner: I have posted the pairings for the first round of the tournament on the board in the corner, remember, no stealing, and make sure to buy some microwavable burgers.
Andrew: um, what the fuck are microwavable burgers (thank you).
Nad: they are these burgers you pop in the microwave for like 3 minutes and they are really good.
Matt: ya, I'll probably eat 1 later, you should try one to.
Andrew: sure why not, anyways lets check to see who we face first round.
As they walk over to people gather around the results, someone around there age wearing a whit shirt and blue jeans yells out.
Jimmy: HEY! I'm looking for some retard named Andrew fredella.
Matt: oh shit, your facing jimmy, he's an ass, he always calls everybody a freaking retard just cause he got in top 4 at the last American nationals.
Nad: me and matt are facing easy people the first round, good luck with that bald jackass.
Andrew: um, ya, thanks, u guys go play against the people your playing.
Matt/nad: k, cya
Andrew heads toward jimmy
Andrew: I'm Andrew, nice to meet you I think.
Jimmy: thank god I found the fricken retard that I need to beat.
Andrew: watch it fucker, I'm not some retard.
Jimmy: lets just head outside, so I can go out with your mom when I'm done.
Andrew: …. I bet, lets just head outside.
As Andrew starts to head outside, jimmy's cell begin's to ring
Jimmy: you head outside, I'll be there in a minute to own you.
Andrew: …. Whatever
Jimmy: hello, oh shit its you, so he is here? Ok, I will use it then.
As jimmy heads outside he switches his deck with the current deck that he was running.
Andrew: so are you ready now?
Jimmy: yes, lets get this over with.
(a4000/j4000)
jimmy: lets start this shit off, I'll go, draw, I summon master kyonshee (1750/1000)
a martial artist pops from the card with a curse mark on his head
Andrew: (interesting, so far I can narrow down that he is either running a zombie or earth deck).
Jimmy: next I cover one card face down, your move moron.
Andrew: (this dude is starting to fucking piss me off), I'll draw, I summon x-head cannon (1800/1500)(sensei, I will use your combo to win this duel)
As the machine pops out onto the field jimmy moves his hand near one of the activation buttons.
Jimmy: are you done yet newb?
Andrew; not yet, I cover 2 cards, now x-head, attack, canon fire!
As the attack is launched it is immediately blocked by master kyonshee in which destroys x-head canon.
(a3350/j4000)
Andrew: what happened? My x-head canon should have destroyed your monster.
Jimmy: I launched my reverse card, rush recklessy.
Andrew: not bad but I won't go easy on you now, I end my turn.
Jimmy: I draw (hmm, I drew it, should I use it now?)
Andrew: what are you waiting for? I thought I was a newb.
Jimmy: I'll finish you off in a second (I know exactly who you are and so I must use this card).
Andrew: (the expression in his face has changed, it looks like something his troubling him)
Jimmy: I will now summon the guardian of earth (1500/1500)
A warrior with a sword appears to the field staring at Andrew.
Andrew: no way, it's impossible, your also a chosen one?
Jimmy: yes I am, my sensei called me earlier and told me you were here and to finally use this card.
Andrew: well as far as the guardian series goes a pretty much know your version of the effect.
Jimmy: that's right newb, he will gain a 500 point boost from each earth monster on my side of the field, so now his current attack is 2000.
Andrew: nothing to worry about then cause it won't kill me.
Jimmy: really now, you really are a freaking retard, in this round I will kill you.
Andrew: how? He's only a 2000 beater.
Jimmy: now I launch environmental magic card, Gaia power!
Andrew: oh shit, that raises all earth monsters by 500! (why I am talking like a fag)
Jimmy: yes moron, now attack my warrior, earth strike!
The warrior raises his sword and starts to head over to Andrew to strike him.
Andrew: sorry, but now this fight will go where it should, reverse card open, trap card, guardian's oath!
Earth stops his sword and light appears on the field
Andrew: now your turn end and I have the guardian of light on the field (2000/2000).
Jimmy: wow, you are a freaking retard, there is no way you can beat me with my guardian on the field.
Andrew: oh really, I'll draw, I activate frontline base, now I will special summon y-dragon head.
Jimmy: shit, I think I know what he is doing now…
Andrew: next I summon zeta-metal tank, also I will activate my magic card, resurrection, return to the field x-head cannon.
There are three mechanical monsters on his side of the field about to fuse with each other.
Andrew: now x-head cannon, y-dragon head, zeta-metal tank, fuse to become xyzeta-dragon cannon (2800/2000)
(author's note: I think I might have gotten the defense wrong but it doesn't make a difference.)
jimmy: wow this sucks.
Andrew: now I will use xyzeta-dragon cannon's special ability by discarding one card to destroy one card on the field and I choose the guardian of earth.
The machine immediately blasts its cannon and destroys the warrior of earth.
Jimmy: no, earth… (I can't believe that moron has that kind of ability, no doubt he would use that combo thought since his sensei is seto).
Andrew: xyzeta- dragon cannon has 2800 attack force and my guardian of light has 2500 attack force, now attack together, soul blast!
The guardian of light jumps on xyzeta-dragon cannon and together they attack together in one blast of light.
Andrew: I win
Jimmy: not bad, I give my respect to you for proving to me that your not a moron but a freaking retard.
Andrew: …. What the fuck?
Jimmy: don't worry I'm just messing with you but we more than likely will play again.
Andrew: I expect it to be better next time then.
Jimmy: just a bit of friendly advice, there will be others after you, just consider me somewhat of an ally.
Andrew: don't worry, my sensei told me about others and faced the one that held the guardian of darkness, by the way who is your sensei?
As jimmy walks away he says…
Jimmy: lets just say my sensei is a luck sack who is eager to face seto again.
Andrew: I see (hmm seto would enjoy facing you again jyonouchi).
As they both walk away, Andrew heads over back to the store to pick up a microwavable burger and wait for his friends and the next round.
Chapter 3:
Andrew gets a bye, fight of friends.