Summary: Poor Fat Louie. He's comforted Mia, tries hard to not digest those socks, and has Fat in his name. All of this, and what time in the limelight does he get?
Rated PG-13 because Fat Louie is one angsty, mad, swearing, cackling cat. Really. He is. Just read on.
Disclaimer: Do you really think I own Princess Diaries? ... Well, I do own the books, actually, but do you honestly think that I'm Meg Cabot?
... Yeah. Didn't think so.
'Tis not mine. 'Tis Meg Cabot's and crazy Disney and their screwed up sequeling ways. I'm making no money off of this.
AN: This was inspired by a recent entry in Ms. Cabot's blog (or should I say temporarily Henrietta's blog?) where Henrietta (Meg's cat, in case you didn't know) decides to rant a little about how horribly under appreciated felines are and Fat Louie agrees.
Review and things.
The Feline Diaries
Saturday, July 19th
12:57 AM
Yes, I, Louis Thermopolis (fine, Fat Louie if you want to be insulting) now has a diary of his very own. And why should I not have one? Mia has a diary and just because I don't have any opposable thumbs does not deny a cat the right to have a journal ... though having no thumbs does make handling a pen difficult.
I love Mia, truly, I do, but why does she get all the glamour of being a princess? Why does she get all the fame and fortune? Why do cats get no recognition by the media???
I am royal by association, Katie Couric, and I would love an interview, but no. The cats are simply uncared for and receive no attention at all. I could rule Genovia, I so could. I'd make laws that everyone could benefit from, like the right to scratching all curtains and banning spaying and neutering permanently. I may just want to be a father, you know, Dr. Bribbs. You have no right to take away cats' manhood like you do. It's sick and cruel. You should go to jail, you evil bastard. BWAHAHAHA. AND I WOULD LAUGH. I WOULD CLAW UP YOUR LEG DAILY TO RIGHT THE WRONG YOU'VE DONE ME! I WOULD LAUGH HISTARICALLY WHILE DOING SO!
... Despite the fact that cats can't laugh.
Dammit.
BUT I WOULD STILL GET IMMNENSE JOY OF CLAWING UP YOUR LEG, YOU SICK BASTARD!!! MWOOOHAHA!
I could so take over the world like in Planet of the Apes, though cats would rule all humans instead of those damn great dirty apes. I already have the evil cackling down as you can see ... though cats can't cackle ... and I don't think the gorillas in Planet of the Apes really ever cackled either.
Just ignore those facts. You get the point anyway.
Oh, crud, Mia's woken up to use the bathroom. Must hide you because I think Mia might find it just a little strange to see her cat writing in a diary. Though cats should still have complete rights to writing in a diary if they want to, dammit.