~A Lost Fellowship~

The fellowship is lost in the Mines of Moria.

Aragorn knows this, Legolas knows this,

Heck- they all know it.

But Gandalf is in denial.

"Don't be ridiculous." He pompously proclaims,

"I know this place like the back of my hand."

He suddenly looks at his middle finger,

"Oh, where'd that one come from?"