A/N This ficlet is dedicated to FaramirForever- it's not real funny but enjoy!

~Faramir's Bad Habit~

Faramir likes to kick people.

That's why Denethor doesn't like him much.

One day Denethor was standing around doing nothing,

And Faramir kicked him in the butt.

"It wobbles!" Exclaimed Faramir.

And indeed it did.