Author's Note: Hey hey hey!!!! Challenge was accepted again by Miss Flossy and justly fulfilled. Try and find the hidden sick puns. For each one found, I'll do another one. Hehehehe they're really not hard. I have put in 11 sexual, usually homosexual insinuations-happy hunting!!!!

Where can you find pleasure
Search a ship for treasure
Learn sexton technology
Where can your sailor fetishes come true
On the deck or in the sea
Where can you learn to swim
Speak with Jack and play with him

Study oceanography
GO and find some lizards

Or sit on the mizzen
Or sit with all the other men

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
With Jack Aubrey
Yes, you can serve him pie and peas

In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
With Jack Aubrey
Come on, make castles in the sand,
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
With Jack Aubrey
You'll never see the light of land.
In the navy, with Jack Aubrey, in the navy (in the navy)

They wuv you, they wuv you
They wuv you as a new recruit

If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting officer
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're shooting out new semen fast
Maybe you are too young
To get up today
But don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good navy
Protecting the land and sea

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
With Jack Aubrey
Yes, you can serve him pie and peas

In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
With Jack Aubrey
Come on, make castles in the sand,
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
With Jack Aubrey
You'll never see the light of land.
In the navy, with Jack Aubrey, in the navy (in the navy)

They wuv you, they wuv you
They wuv you as a new recruit

Who me?

They wuv you, they wuv you
They wuv you as a new recruit

But, but, but, I'm afraid of Doctor...
Hey, hey look
Man, I get sick even thinking about him

They wuv you, they wuv you in Jack Aubrey

Oh my goodness.
What am I gonna do on the Surprise???? They wuv you, they wuv you in Jack Aubrey

In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
With Jack Aubrey
Yes, you can serve him pie and peas

In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
With Jack Aubrey
Come on, make castles in the sand,
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
With Jack Aubrey
You'll never see the light of land.
In the navy, with Jack Aubrey, in the navy (in the navy)