PB: Wow...reviews...ok then you all have earned this! Here is chapter five! Er I mean three...Oh and I do not think I mentioned this before but, Koenma is in his teenage form. And oopies I realized that I have been spelling Jorge's name wrong...sorry about that! And for all of you out there who have only see the dumb version er I mean the dubbed version Jorge=Ogre Ogre=Jorge.
Castings:
Karasu: The Black Knight
Keiko: The "witch" (buwahaha! Take this Keiko!)
Kurama: Sir Bedevere, The Wise
Hiei: Sir Lancelot, The Brave
Yusuke: Sir Galahad, The Pure
Kuwabara: Sir Robin, The Not Quite As Brave As Sir Lancelot.
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Seen opens in front of a bridge with Karasu and another guy fighting. (Too lazy to think of another person...)
Karasu: *stabs the other guy in the head*
Koenma: *rides up with with Jorge just in time to see the end of the fight* Sir Knight, you fight with the strength of many Yokai, I am Koenma, King of Makai.
Karasu: ...
Koenma: I seek the finest and the bravest youkai to join me at my court in Makai.
Karasu: ...
Koenma: You have proven yourself worthy, will you join me?
Karasu: ...
Koenma: ...
Karasu: ...
Koenma: *sigh* You make me sad...come on Jorge! *gallops toward the bridge with Jorge*
Karasu: *steps in front of the bridge and takes out a sword* None shall pass.
Koenma: Excuse me?
Karasu: None shall pass.
Koenma: I don't want to fight you, but I must cross this bridge!
Karasu: Then you shall die. *dramatic battle music plays*
Koenma: *draws out Excalibur from under his cape thing and begins to fight with Karasu*
Karasu: *lunges at Koenma*
Koennma: *chops off Karasu's arm* You are indeed a worthy opponent, but I believe the fight is mine. Now step aside.
Karasu: It's just a scratch...
Koenma: A scratch? I just chopped off your arm!
Karasu: No you didn't!
Koenma: -__-; Then what is that? *points to Karasu's arm which is lying on the ground*
Karasu: ...I've had worse...
Koenma: Yeah right...
Karasu: Come on you pansy! *lunges at Koenma*
Koenma: *chops off Karasu's other arm* Victory! *kneels and prays* Oh Lord we thank thee, that in thy mercy-
Karasu: *kicks Koenma over* Come on now!
Koenma: W-What?!
Karasu: *kicks him again* Come on and fight me like a man!
Koenma: *gets up* You are very brave, but I have won!
Karasu: Oh had enough, eh? *kicks Koenma again*
Koenma: Look you stupid bastered you've got no arms left...
Karasu: Yes I have!
Koenma: Look! *points to where Karasu's arms used to be*
Karasu: It's only a flesh wound!
Koenma: No it isn't!
Karasu: *head butts Koenma in the chest* Come on chicken!
Koenma: If you don't stop I will chop off your leg...
Karasu: Chicken chicken!
Koenma: *chops off Karasu's leg*
Karasu: *looks down* I am going to get you for that.
Koenma: You're going to what?
Karasu: Come here! *rams his head into Koenma's shoulder*
Koenma: Come on seriously! What are you going to do? Bleed on me?
Karasu: I am INVINCIBLE!!!
Koenma: *chops off Karasu's other leg*
Karasu: ...alright...we'll call it a draw...
Koenma: *sigh* Come George. *gallops off with George*
Karasu: Oh running away are we? Come back here you coward! I'll bite your legs off!
Meanwhile in a nearby village...
Crowd of people: A WITCH A WITCH!! WE'VE FOUND A WITCH!!
Kurama: *standing up on a platform and attaching a coconut to a swallows leg* A witch? *turns around*
Villager 1: Yes! We have found a witch, can we burn her?
Kurama: *sigh* Send her forward.
Keiko: *gets shoved up through the crowd and his wearing a false witch nose and a pointy witch hat* I'm not a witch!
Kurama: Ah but you are dressed as one...
Keiko: *points to the crowd* They dressed me up like this...
Kurama: Oh? *raises eyebrow and looks at the crowd*
Crowd: *all shake their heads* No...no of coarse we didn't!
Keiko: And this isn't my nose! It's a fake one!
Kurama: *pulls of fake nose* Well?
Villager 1: Well we did do the nose...
Kurama: The nose?
Villager 1: And...and the hat...
Villager 2: But she is a WITCH!!
Crowd: Burn her! Burn the witch!
Kurama: Did you dress her up like this?
Crowd: *all shake their heads* No...no...*nod their heads* Yes...yes a bit, just a bit.
Villager 3: She has got a wart!
Kurama: What makes you think she is a witch?
PB: (I have to appear once in all my stories...) Well she turned me into a newt!
Kurama: *raises eyebrow* A newt?
Crowd: *stares at PB*
PB: I...I got better...
Crowd: BURN HER! BURN THE WTICH!!
Kurama: Quiet, quiet now, there are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Now tell me, what do you do with witches?
Crowd: Burn them!!
Kurama: Ah but what to you burn besides witches?
Villager 4: More witches!
Villager 2: ...wood?
Kurama: Exactly! So tell me, why do witches burn?
Villager 5: ...because they're made of wood?
Kurama: Yes! So tell me, how can we tell if she is made of wood?
Villager 2: Build a bridge outta her!
Kurama: Ah but can't you also build bridges out of stone?
Crowd: Oh yeah...
Kurama: Well does wood sink in water?
Crowd: No no, it floats!
Kurama: Good, now what also floats in water?
Villager 6: Bread!
Villager 1: Cider!
Villager 3: Apples!
Villager 5: Very small rocks!
Villager 4: Great Gravey!
Villager 7: Cherries!
Villager 8: Mud!
Villager 2: Churches!
Villager 1: Lead-lead!
Koenma: *who has been watching from the back of the crowd* A duck.
Kurama: ^_^ Exactly!
Villager 1: So...if she weighs the same as a duck...then...then she's made of wood...
Kurama: And therefore...
Crowd: A WITCH!!!
Kurama: *hops off of stage and walks up to some scales* We shall use my largest scales! *places Keiko and a duck in the scales which even out perfectly*
Keiko: T_T oh no!
Crowd: *drags her off to burn her*
Kurama: *walks up to Koenma* Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?
Koenma: I am Koenma, King of Makai!
Kurama: *gasp* My King! *kneels before Koenma*
Koenma: I seek knights to join me at my court at Makai, will you join me?
Kurama: Oh I would be honored!
Koenma: What is your name then?
Kurama: Kurama, sir!
Koenma: Then I dub you, Sir Kurama, of the Rekitantei.
Narrorater: The wise Sir Kurama was the first to join King Koenma. He was shortly followed by Sir Hiei The Brave, Sir Yusuke The Pure and Sir Kuwabara The-Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Hiei. Who had nearly fought the vicious Puu, who had nearly stood up to Byako Of The Four Saint Beasts, and who had personally wet himself during the Dark Tournament. Together they formed a group which would be known throughout history...
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PB: So...you love it? You hate it? Do tell me! I would like 5 reviews before I continue so...
Castings:
Karasu: The Black Knight
Keiko: The "witch" (buwahaha! Take this Keiko!)
Kurama: Sir Bedevere, The Wise
Hiei: Sir Lancelot, The Brave
Yusuke: Sir Galahad, The Pure
Kuwabara: Sir Robin, The Not Quite As Brave As Sir Lancelot.
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Seen opens in front of a bridge with Karasu and another guy fighting. (Too lazy to think of another person...)
Karasu: *stabs the other guy in the head*
Koenma: *rides up with with Jorge just in time to see the end of the fight* Sir Knight, you fight with the strength of many Yokai, I am Koenma, King of Makai.
Karasu: ...
Koenma: I seek the finest and the bravest youkai to join me at my court in Makai.
Karasu: ...
Koenma: You have proven yourself worthy, will you join me?
Karasu: ...
Koenma: ...
Karasu: ...
Koenma: *sigh* You make me sad...come on Jorge! *gallops toward the bridge with Jorge*
Karasu: *steps in front of the bridge and takes out a sword* None shall pass.
Koenma: Excuse me?
Karasu: None shall pass.
Koenma: I don't want to fight you, but I must cross this bridge!
Karasu: Then you shall die. *dramatic battle music plays*
Koenma: *draws out Excalibur from under his cape thing and begins to fight with Karasu*
Karasu: *lunges at Koenma*
Koennma: *chops off Karasu's arm* You are indeed a worthy opponent, but I believe the fight is mine. Now step aside.
Karasu: It's just a scratch...
Koenma: A scratch? I just chopped off your arm!
Karasu: No you didn't!
Koenma: -__-; Then what is that? *points to Karasu's arm which is lying on the ground*
Karasu: ...I've had worse...
Koenma: Yeah right...
Karasu: Come on you pansy! *lunges at Koenma*
Koenma: *chops off Karasu's other arm* Victory! *kneels and prays* Oh Lord we thank thee, that in thy mercy-
Karasu: *kicks Koenma over* Come on now!
Koenma: W-What?!
Karasu: *kicks him again* Come on and fight me like a man!
Koenma: *gets up* You are very brave, but I have won!
Karasu: Oh had enough, eh? *kicks Koenma again*
Koenma: Look you stupid bastered you've got no arms left...
Karasu: Yes I have!
Koenma: Look! *points to where Karasu's arms used to be*
Karasu: It's only a flesh wound!
Koenma: No it isn't!
Karasu: *head butts Koenma in the chest* Come on chicken!
Koenma: If you don't stop I will chop off your leg...
Karasu: Chicken chicken!
Koenma: *chops off Karasu's leg*
Karasu: *looks down* I am going to get you for that.
Koenma: You're going to what?
Karasu: Come here! *rams his head into Koenma's shoulder*
Koenma: Come on seriously! What are you going to do? Bleed on me?
Karasu: I am INVINCIBLE!!!
Koenma: *chops off Karasu's other leg*
Karasu: ...alright...we'll call it a draw...
Koenma: *sigh* Come George. *gallops off with George*
Karasu: Oh running away are we? Come back here you coward! I'll bite your legs off!
Meanwhile in a nearby village...
Crowd of people: A WITCH A WITCH!! WE'VE FOUND A WITCH!!
Kurama: *standing up on a platform and attaching a coconut to a swallows leg* A witch? *turns around*
Villager 1: Yes! We have found a witch, can we burn her?
Kurama: *sigh* Send her forward.
Keiko: *gets shoved up through the crowd and his wearing a false witch nose and a pointy witch hat* I'm not a witch!
Kurama: Ah but you are dressed as one...
Keiko: *points to the crowd* They dressed me up like this...
Kurama: Oh? *raises eyebrow and looks at the crowd*
Crowd: *all shake their heads* No...no of coarse we didn't!
Keiko: And this isn't my nose! It's a fake one!
Kurama: *pulls of fake nose* Well?
Villager 1: Well we did do the nose...
Kurama: The nose?
Villager 1: And...and the hat...
Villager 2: But she is a WITCH!!
Crowd: Burn her! Burn the witch!
Kurama: Did you dress her up like this?
Crowd: *all shake their heads* No...no...*nod their heads* Yes...yes a bit, just a bit.
Villager 3: She has got a wart!
Kurama: What makes you think she is a witch?
PB: (I have to appear once in all my stories...) Well she turned me into a newt!
Kurama: *raises eyebrow* A newt?
Crowd: *stares at PB*
PB: I...I got better...
Crowd: BURN HER! BURN THE WTICH!!
Kurama: Quiet, quiet now, there are ways of telling whether she is a witch. Now tell me, what do you do with witches?
Crowd: Burn them!!
Kurama: Ah but what to you burn besides witches?
Villager 4: More witches!
Villager 2: ...wood?
Kurama: Exactly! So tell me, why do witches burn?
Villager 5: ...because they're made of wood?
Kurama: Yes! So tell me, how can we tell if she is made of wood?
Villager 2: Build a bridge outta her!
Kurama: Ah but can't you also build bridges out of stone?
Crowd: Oh yeah...
Kurama: Well does wood sink in water?
Crowd: No no, it floats!
Kurama: Good, now what also floats in water?
Villager 6: Bread!
Villager 1: Cider!
Villager 3: Apples!
Villager 5: Very small rocks!
Villager 4: Great Gravey!
Villager 7: Cherries!
Villager 8: Mud!
Villager 2: Churches!
Villager 1: Lead-lead!
Koenma: *who has been watching from the back of the crowd* A duck.
Kurama: ^_^ Exactly!
Villager 1: So...if she weighs the same as a duck...then...then she's made of wood...
Kurama: And therefore...
Crowd: A WITCH!!!
Kurama: *hops off of stage and walks up to some scales* We shall use my largest scales! *places Keiko and a duck in the scales which even out perfectly*
Keiko: T_T oh no!
Crowd: *drags her off to burn her*
Kurama: *walks up to Koenma* Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?
Koenma: I am Koenma, King of Makai!
Kurama: *gasp* My King! *kneels before Koenma*
Koenma: I seek knights to join me at my court at Makai, will you join me?
Kurama: Oh I would be honored!
Koenma: What is your name then?
Kurama: Kurama, sir!
Koenma: Then I dub you, Sir Kurama, of the Rekitantei.
Narrorater: The wise Sir Kurama was the first to join King Koenma. He was shortly followed by Sir Hiei The Brave, Sir Yusuke The Pure and Sir Kuwabara The-Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Hiei. Who had nearly fought the vicious Puu, who had nearly stood up to Byako Of The Four Saint Beasts, and who had personally wet himself during the Dark Tournament. Together they formed a group which would be known throughout history...
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PB: So...you love it? You hate it? Do tell me! I would like 5 reviews before I continue so...