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Kish: Yeah, yeah! Maylia, HELP! Ichigo is still beating me to a pulp here!

Ichigo: PERVERT! -slap, punch, strangle, etc. etc.-

Disclaimer: No, I don't own it. Or Kish..-sobs dramatically-

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Last time - Taruto threw a chemical at Kish after Kish threw a bowling ball at him. Pai snapsHe goes on a vacation. Kish goes to earth to harrass Ichigo. He kisses her. He can't fly. Result: His ass gets kicked. Literally. Poor Kisshu..what now?

-starts second chapter, finally-

Kish lyed on the ground, his eyes swirling like a vortex (A/N Kenshin moment!).

Ichigo had finally decided to let the poor alien live, and was now breathing heavily in front of him, her fists coiled at her sides.

"Now.." Ichigo said, trying to whipe of the flush that still wouldn't leave her the hell alone as Kish shakily got on his feet, "What do you mean you can't teleport?"

"I can't teleport back home. Meaning I'm stuck here.." Kish said, rubbing a red hand print on his cheek, curtisy of Ichigo.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?" Ichigo squealed, making Kish stumble back in surprise. She began to pace back in forth, shaking her head. "No, no, no, no, NO! Oh, HELL no! You can't stay here! Who knows what'll happen if you're stuck on earth here with me?"

Kish smirked pervertedly. "I can think of a few things."

SMACK!

"Damn pervert." Ichigo snorted, before storming off, leaving a sniggering Kish behind, still day-dreaming with his Miroku-worthy thoughts.

Somewhere else..or something.

Pai slid into the water of the springs, sighing in relaxation.

"This is great." Pai mused to himself. "No Kish, no Taruto, no Deep Blue..just me, myself, and I."

"Think again, sexy." Came a grugle-like voice.

Pai sweatdropped, and turned to where the source of the voice had came from - and was instantly greeted by the sight of a green, fat lady alien sort of thing, who was grinning. "Come give me some loving, baby."

Pai eyes widened, and he screamed in horror as the 'creature' began to come nearer to him, and gave him a big sloppy kiss.

(Pai: Damnit, Maylia! I swear, if I loose my virginity against my will in this story, you're dead! Maylia: xD Tehee!)

Oh my god..-grabs trashcan- Okay, now to check up on Taruto.

Taruto let out a bored yawn as he layed on the couch, and popped in a piece of bubble gum that he had stolen from one of Earth's...ow, what do they call them? Candy stores! Yes, that's it. Candy stores.

"Might as well go see what's taking Kish so long."

Meanwhile wish Kisshu..

"AAAH!!" Kish screamed in terror, clinging to the branch of the tree. "What is that THING!" He screamed to himself, pointing at the creature that was currently napping at his heels, and barking. (A/N To anyone who hasn't guessed yet, it's a dog. xD)

"It's a dog, dumbass." A random guy said, grabbed the..creature by the leash and walking away with it.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?" Kish screeched. "Come back here and say that!!! I DARE you!! Yeah, that's RIGHT, pal! You'd BETTER run!"

"God, Kish. I'm just a kid and I still have more dignity than YOU." Came a snickering voice of Taruto.

Kish turned to his younger friend with starry eyes. "TARUTO! I LOVE YOU! My HEEEEROOO!"

Taruto sweatdropped. "I LIKE GIRLS! I'M STRAIGHT!" He waved his hands disapprovingly. "Sick son of a ..."

"NO! DAMNIT!" Kish said, shaking his head furiously, imaging him and Taruto..ehm.."That's not what I mean! I'm stuck here, I can't teleport back, and I can't figure out why! Give me a hand, would you?"

Taruto broke out an evil grin. "Whyyyyy?"

Kish face faulted. "Cuz I'm stuck here, and I need your help!"

"I'm just a brat."

"Well, brat or no, you can still help me."

"If I WANTED to help."

"GAAAAH!"

Taruto laughed, enjoying the event entirely. "Have fun on earth, Kish!" And then he disappeared.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Kish screamed dramatically.

SNAP!

The tree branch which was supporting him snapped, making him fall about 10 feet onto the ground with a loud thump.

"Ooooh..." Kish moaned in pain. "This is going to be one hell of a trip."